Gumball.
He saw nothing, because he couldn't see anything.
He heard nothing, because he couldn't hear anything.
He felt nothing, because he couldn't feel anything.
He said nothing, because he couldn't say anything.
He did nothing, because he couldn't do anything.
He remembered nothing because he couldn't remember anything.
He thought of nothing, because he couldn't think of anything.
He was nothing itself.
Awakened by the alarm clock, Gumball jolted and hit his head against the ceiling of the bunk bed.
"Ouch" He said.
"Good morning Gumball!" Said Darwin. "Hurry up, we have to go to school!" He added.
"Five more minutes please..." Said Gumball in a sleepy voice before yawning.
"But we have to get ready in 15 minutes or else we lose the bus!"
"Wait, what day is it?" Asked Gumball.
"It's Monday!" short pause "I think."
Gumball got out of bed and rubbed his eyes. He looked at Darwin, then around the room. The room was clean and tidy. He never remembers cleaning or tidying it. He never remembers his mom doing so. But he shrugged it off. It was time to go to school.
Both Gumball and Darwin went downstairs and are greeted by Richard who was watching television, and Nicole and Anais who were eating breakfast.
"Good morning Mr. Dad, good morning Mrs. Mom!" Said Darwin.
"Good morning." Said Nicole.
Richard moaned, while he sorted through channels on TV. Gumball and Darwin took a seat at the kitchen table and started eating cereal and milk.
"You know Nicole, there are a lot of channels we pay for that we never really watch." Said Richard "So why don't we just keep only the ones we do watch?"
"That's actually not a bad idea!" Said Nicole surprised "But what channels do we keep?"
"Daisy! I want Daisy!" Yelled Anais.
"I think we should also keep the news channel" Said Darwin "We need to stay informed."
"I don't know how reliable that news channel is..." Adds Nicole "But oh well."
"What about you Gumball?" Asks Darwin.
"I'm thinking about wrestling." He replied.
"Now that's my son!" Said Richard "And I want..." short pause "Uhh..." longer pause "I don't know..."
"Well, you can tell me later." Said Nicole "Now time to make a list of that."
Having finished their cereal, Gumball and Darwin went upstairs to brush their teeth.
"So what plans do you have for today Gumball?" Asked Darwin while picking up his toothbrush.
"Most likely Penny, why?"
"Oh, well I thought we could do something together."
"What? Play Tale of Zolda the sixth time? I'm bored of that game, plus didn't we get all the endings already?"
"Yeah, but don't you remember all the good time we had playing it?"
"No, I don't."
"You're mean!"
"I mean I really can't remember!"
Darwin spewed the toothpaste he had in his mouth into the sink.
"What do you mean by that?" Asked Darwin, mostly upset.
"I remember that we beat the game! But not the endings or even us playing it!" Gumball replied.
"How could you forge-" short pause "I can't remember either!" Said Darwin in a panicked tone.
"Dude calm down!"
"I can't! I can't remember!"
Gumball spewed his toothpaste too.
"Look" Said Gumball as he grabbed Darwin by his shoulders "You most likely forgot because that game was BO-RING!"
"I remember having fun though!"
"Can you remember playing it?" Asked Gumball.
"No..."
"Then how can you even remember having fun? It's not a big deal!"
"TO ME IT IS A BIG DEAL" Yelled Darwin.
"You know what, if you really want to, just go get some help or play that game again! But don't drag me into it, because I don't want it!" Said Gumball, pretty upset, before leaving the bathroom and heading to the bedroom to change his clothes. After he finished, he went downstairs and outside. Darwin was standing on the sidewalk, close to the street. Gumball walked next to him, and in response, Darwin turned slightly to the right, facing away from Gumball.
"Dude, stop acting so childish." Said Gumball.
No response
"Your choice man." He added.
When the school bus came, Darwin raced to the backseat. Gumball got in after him, and decided to sit next to Penny.
"Hi Gumball!" Said Penny.
"Hi." He replied.
"What's wrong? Is it Darwin?" She asked.
"He's just acting childish, don't worry, he'll be fine."
The doors closed and the bus resumed it's journey to it's destination : Elmore Junior High School. And so another boring school day awaited Gumball and his friends.
