Title: The secret life of Mamochan
By 星ラブ
Summary: Chiba Mamoru has a…secret. Crack fic for laughs.
It was one of those nights, when Usagi would return to her parents' house instead of spending the night with him.
It was one of those nights, he had absolute freedom in his apartment to experiment. Not that Usagi was a bother, not at all, he loved the girl more than anything, it was just that he had kept a tiny little secret from her…
Mamoru walked in front of his wardrobe. Since Usagi was practically living with him, a part of said wardrobe was filled with her pinkish outfits and undergarments. He looked at the clothes, took a deep breath and undressed himself quickly. He picked a bra and put it on, and then he took one of the dresses and did the same.
A minute later he was fully dressed in pink. He looked in the mirror and smiled. He actually looked damn sexy in those. As he was appreciating himself he remembered of his latest purchase.
He retrieved a box from the highest shelf on the wardrobe, and opened it. His eyes brighten in excitement. He couldn't wait to try it on.
~o~
"Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I forgot my school bag!" Usagi yelled when she couldn't find her bag.
"Mama! I'm going back to Mamochan, I forgot my bag there."
"Usagi! It's late, aren't you just saying so, so you can spend the night with that boy again?"
"No mama, I'll be back!"
Usagi hailed a taxi immediately, and ten minutes later, she was out of Mamoru's door. She decided to surprise him by using her spare "love" key to get inside. She walked over to his room and burst in while cheerfully yelling,
"Mamochan~ ! Sur…pri…se…" her eyes doubled in size, the keys she was holding fell on the floor.
"Usako…" the voice confirmed her unbelief, the person in the middle of the room was indeed Mamoru, her Mamochan, dressed in a cosplay costume of sailor moon, blond wig identical to her own hairstyle, a replica of moon rod in hand, striking her kick-ass time pose!
HER MAMOCHAN!
"Usako…it…it is not what you think…" the girl was overwhelmed and she started crying.
"What I think is that Mamochan has a secret life, he hasn't told me abouuuuutttt! Waaaaaaaaa"
終わり
A/N: Those of you familiar with the musicals, you probably know that the current impersonator for Mamochan is a woman. She was a member of all-female theatre for years as a male impersonator, she is a pro. But after her retirement from said theatre she is extremely feminine. So whenever I see one of her new photoshoot, I always think: The secret life of Mamochan. Which is what inspired me to write this :P