Hello everyone and welcome to my first story! I'm new and would appreciate some constructed criticism. Oh and any flamers will have a Red's flaming foot up their ass! I think that's about it. Oh and of course I do not own Invader Zim in anyway because that right is bestowed upon the great god of Jhonen Vasquez and the foot in ass comment belongs to Red Forman on That 70's Show. By the way sorry if they are a tad out of character.
"Oh that wretched little earthling!" Zim yelled as he stomped through the door immediately throwing his wig and contacts on the floor. "Why must he always get in the way of my masterful plans?" He screeched with narrowed eyes and balled up fist. He pulled out his laser gun and shot it at a vase, narrowly missing G.I.R's head. With his anger subsided slightly he looked at G.I.R then glanced at the TV "Oh that horrible monkey" he whispered, then continued his march down to his secret base.
******Meanwhile at Dib's house*********
"Oh man Gaz You shoulda seen his face. I'm finally going to expose him Gaz, I can feel it." Dib said with a hopeful glint in his eye. "You know Gaz soon people are going to start- "If you don't shut your mouth and let me finish my game you will die a horrible death. So horrible it's not even imaginable" Gaz said with fire in her eyes. Dib's shoulders just fell along with his hopes. "Nobody believes me, nobody ever does. I should just surrender the Earth to Zim at least then everyone who doubted me would finally pay after all these years of torture. They will finally realize I was right, but by that time it will be too late." He whispered to himself in the cold, dark, lonely confines of his room.
*********Later on at Zim's base**********
Zim opened his door to find a rain soaked Dib sitting on his door step trying to withhold some warmth. "What Are YOU, my mortal enemy doing on Zim's mighty doorstep?" When Dib Finally looked up his lighting, hair, spike…thing was no longer perched high above Dib's head, but instead was drooped over his face as if gravity has one. "Now as much as I love watching you shivering down on your knees at my feet tell Zim why you are wasting his precious time with your inferior presence". At this Dib stood and walked fearlessly into the base knowing full well he was at the mercy of the egotistical alien. He turned, faced Zim and said "Zim you're a failure. You've been on this planet for five years now and haven't even come close to conquering it…Well besides that Ultra Peepi fiasco" at which both males shuddered. "As I was saying you're an arrogant, dumbass alien who has to get his priorities together if he wants to take over this lump of filth. You can't take criticism and always have to get your way like a self-centered brat. Now before you try to kill me I have a proposition or you" Zim's antennae suddenly perked up at this. "I'm giving up on saving the earth. I want to join you and help you wipeout all those idiots who tormented me. This" he said as he pointed to a little black box in the palm of his hand "is an all-powerful destruction machine that I was gonna use to obliterate your base. "But it's so….small" Zim said scrutinizing Dib. "Yes well Zim you and I both know that destructive things come in small packages" he said as Zim noticed the difference between Dib's 5' 8" height and Zim's humble 5' 2". "Anyway, with a single push of this button it could completely destroy anything within a 25 foot radius. Now I know that's small but if we made enough of these and used some of your Irken technology, we could have a pretty powerful weapon in our hands." Dib finished with a smug smile. "We. Us! OUR! Dib-stink have your brain meats gone bad? What makes you –"Zim stopped and thought 'Wait a minute I could destroy the earth with these, but I'd have to work with Dib-worm! Well, if I agree to this nothing can stop us!' "You know I've never had many friends Zim, and I was wondering, well, in exchange for my help maybe, just maybe we can create a friendship." Zim, being too caught up in his bubble of destruction, agreed "Yes, yes dibwo- I mean Dib" said with much difficulty "You and I can become friends so we can take over this ball of filth and then turn it over to the Irken empire and finally receive all the respect and praise I-eh I mean we deserve." "You know Zim friends normally exchange a human thing called hugs". "Well Zim is normal so how do we "hug". "We put our arms around each other hold each other close" Dib said with a suspicious glint in his eye and started walking closer to Zim. "But your soaked by that polluted water you call rain"! "And?" Dib said and then promptly started chasing Zim around his base. While Zim was screaming his head off he forgot about the broken vase which dib tripped and fell on. "Shit" Dib yelled as blood started running down Dib's arms. As he tried to stand he found that he couldn't fell back down cutting his knees too. Zim gave an exasperated sigh "oh you hyuman worm babies are so fragile. Computer, take him down to the medical ward." Suddenly the floor below him collapsed and as he was falling he thought to himself 'this is gonna be a loooong bumpy road till' we get this friendship thing down and I understand how this hell hole of a house works'. This was his last conscious thought as he was knocked out with some sort of alien gas.
Well I hope you all enjoyed and tell me if it sounds rushed or missing details please Reviews are rewarded with a magical unicorn of doom! Oh yeah and tell me if there should be a sequel because I'm not sure.