YOOOOOOOO! I'm coming at you with…well I guess it's technically a story, but to me, it's gonna be a bunch of just smut snippets filled with a potential plot probably. Just warning you know, this is gonna be PURE smut. While I do have serious fanfics, I also want some raunchy ones as well. Sorry, but the testosterone flows deep within my sould and I must write this! …Haha sorry. Seriously, this is gonna be a To-Love Ru fic (BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE THIS MANGA/SHOW) and it's gonna be a mass crossover with various other games and animes for a…well a cheap reason, but hey, why not? ;) Anyways, people who like smut, just kick back and relax and…enjoy.

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I…I can't believe this is happening. Although, how can one truly believe something like this. It's…like something out of some kind of crappy harem anime. How could someone like me…possibly end up…well, being the last man on Earth. Yeah, you heard that right. "Now, how did something like this happen?" I hear you ask. Well, leave it to my air-headed, pink-haired alien fiancée to create some kind of…to be honest, I have no idea. She always comes up with these weird inventions with weird names that I can't remember to save my life. Basically, her invention somehow managed to transport all the male species off of this planet. Luckily, it had something to do with my blood, so my Dad was safe. Everyone else though…not so much. Lala tells me that they're safe and sound, just…in a different dimension or something. Although, that's not the worst part. Then again, when I tell you this, you'll probably call me a fucking idiot or something. Let me just tell you now, that I tried to fight this. With every fiber of my being, I tried, but I couldn't. So…somehow, thanks to one of Lala's famous side-effects, the women on this planet…well their sex drives were just…amplified or something. I know, I know, wow…now, as a hormonal teenager, you're probably, thinking what a paradise, right? Wrong. Maybe for a normal teenager, but not for me. I've tried my entire life to stay normal. To keep my…urges maintained. But…well, according to Mikado, that was very unhealthy for me. Now, thanks to that, I've seemed to acquire some kind of…god-like falling ability that causes me to…well fondle any women I fall onto. Many seem to enjoy it (Momo especially…) while others (Kotegawa and Yami for example) hate it. Then again, odd smiles are often seen as I…WAIT! Come on, stay focused! Ugh…this is hard…so very hard. HRGH! Stop it! Come on! Listen, you have to believe me when I say that I tried to hold myself back…that I tried to keep myself normal, but…*sigh* don't judge me too harshly. Strangely enough though, for some reason, people soon began to forget other men had ever existed on the planet before I became the sole survivor. And, with their amplified libidos, may came to me to…well, you can guess. I, being completely sound of mind, obviously said no and refused to…sell my body out like that. Neither did I want to take advantage of the many girls and women that came to me for sexual release. But…time passed and Lala still couldn't find any way of bringing back the men. With every day passed, more and more women came to me…begging me to help me give them release. Little did I know that I too wanted to help them. I craved their bodies…quickly, I went to Mikado for some sort of medicine, but seeing as she was a HUGE pervert, she told me to suck it up…and "suck" them. She…she didn't say suck, but I prefer not to use the F-word….unless provoked or I'm in a state of pure orgasmic…AHEM, yes well I still refused to partake in any of their bodies. Time continued to pass and it became harder and harder for me to hold myself back. I tried to…but I couldn't! One day, I rushed to Lala's room to try to beg her for some way to bring back the other men…but instead I came across Momo…who was with some other pink-haired girl. Strangely enough, she looked like a sister of hers, but she wasn't. She had a slender physique, with curved hips and small breasts. She had green eyes that contrast her pink, pig-tailed hair which extends to just above her shoulders. Her hair also had two decorative silver antennae. Her outfit consisted of a pink and white baby-doll lingerie with light-pink panties that had a purple butterfly shape attached to the front of them. She wore a white collared necklace with a pink choker top that had a red heart shape on the front of it. She had large, butterfly-like, translucent fairy wings that are patterned in pink, wore light pink stockings which covered the lower parts of her thighs, and wore purple ballerina shoes. No, she introduced herself as Kyu and she was apparently some kind of fairy from some other planet. Apparently, Momo had met her at the party she and her sisters had attended on Deviluke. Kyu then told me that she was the true cause of the men's disappearance and that the only way to get them back…was to seduce ebery single women on this planet…

Yes you heard that right. As any sane man would do, I demanded she return the men back to this planet, but she refused. I quickly begged her afterwards that she just had to before…before my urges took control. Kyu laughed as she heard that and pinched my cheek. She called my adorable and gave me news that broke my heart. The pink-haired fairy told me that, even if she wanted, she couldn't bring back the men. Only her boss, the Goddess of Love, had that power and the only way her boss would do that is if I managed to seduce her as well. And, the only way to do that was to…seduce every women on the planet. It was a way of showing I was truly worthy of seducing a goddess. I was confounded why this woman would honestly care about my life and I asked her why. She replied that she found my life interesting as well as sad. My refusal to so much as touch a woman saddened her and it was her job as a love fairy to help me live life to the F'ing fullest. For a love fairy…she sure had a dirty mouth. But…I couldn't just…how could I simply reject all sense of moral decency just to appease some love Goddess. I asked the fairy how I, a simple teenager, could justify something such as this. She smiled at me…she was so lovely…and she beckoned me to her. I walked to her…my body…my body was weak. My soft flesh…was weak against her charms. I then stopped myself and remembered who I was and refused to walk any further. Kyu laughed and remembered that Momo had told her about how I had held my own against the charm of the last Charmian in existence, Momo's mother. She walked to me and leaned closer to my ear and whispered, "Carpe Diem."

Those words…those sole words. Those are the only justification I can truly offer any of you. "Seize the day. Live life to the fullest!" Carpe Diem. Surely most of you all think I'm foolish to fight these…beautiful women…I was alone on a planet with beautiful women and I tried to stop myself from…well, I'm done telling this story. Instead, I suppose I should just show you. I'll fast forward for your enjoyment I suppose. That way, you won't have to see me fight myself and longer and just enjoy seeing me fall deeper and deeper into the lusty shame that was my world. But…as time went on, my morals began to loosen and I began to enjoy the world that lay before me. Judge me all you want. But now…I only follow one ideal. Carpe Diem.

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"Uhhhhh! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Uhhhhh uhhhhh yeah! Oh….oh Momo! Momo!" I yelled, thrusting my hips deeper into the youngest of the pink-haired princesses. She moaned in delight as she wrapped her arms around my neck and drew me in for another kiss. Our tongues swirled around the other with our saliva swishing among the others mouth as we moaned together. My bulging erection pistoned deeper inside of her crevice and I felt I was at my peak. I was about to blow…but I wasn't wearing condom.

"Inside! Please, I want inside of me, Rito!" Momo screamed, feeling my cock twitch which signaled her that I was about to cum. I smiled as I heard that. I honestly preferred doing it inside, but I loved her too much to do anything against than what she wanted. I loved her…I loved her so much for doing this all for me. While it was a strange thing to do for the man you loved: creating a harem. And not just any harem, but a harem that spanned throughout not just the entire world, but also different planes of existence as well. Haha…I'll get into more of that as time goes on, but for now. My mouth quickly lowered itself onto one of her erect tits and she moaned once again; her tongue lolling out of her mouth as her mind began to fade and the lust and love within her took over. Seeing that, I exploded within her, for the fifth time that day. I know. I don't know how my body came up with all that semen, but Mikado told me that it must have had something to do with my years and years of refusal to do anything remotely sexual. Pretty lame reason, but what else could it mean? My cock continued erupting inside the pink-haired girl, causing her to moan with each thrust I gave to her. "Rito…Rito…I love you." She whispered to me.

"I love you too." I whispered back to her, enveloping my lips with hers. I truly meant it. Although, she wasn't the only girl I fell in love with. Enough time had passed that numerous other girls, many within my own town, professed their love for me. I was especially happy when I found out that my beloved Haruna had been in love with me since I had first fallen for her as well. I then cursed myself for being so dense, but quickly accepted their love and I promised that I would spend my entire life making sure that they felt loved. As my thrusts began to lessen, I then stopped and pulled myself out of her (which caused her to moan in discontent). I then watched as I pulled my still erect cock out of her pussy and saw the torrents of cum spill out of her. With each ejaculation, I had refused to pull out and wished to keep whatever cum I erupted inside of her to stay inside. While I didn't wear a condom (mainly because I preferred doing it bareback) Momo, along with many of the other girls, participated in their own forms of safe sex. I did want kids down the line, but now…I simply wanted to enjoy myself. Pulling my eyes away from the beautiful sight of my cum leaving Momo, I then stood on top of my bed and kneeled in front of Momo's face and pushed my cock, which still had heavy amounts of my semen mixed with her own juices in front of her mouth. This was perhaps my favorite part of my sexual practice, besides the orgasm.

"Ai Rito. Such a dirty boy…I'm so glad you've finally realized the beast inside of you." She told me with a smile, pursing her lips open. I smiled as I edged my cock into her mouth and moaned as she enveloped it inside of her. Her "mouth-pussy", which I dubbed myself, was absolutely sensational. Momo…was absolutely amazing. Each time I made love to her, I cursed myself for even thinking I shouldn't go for the harem plan. She continued suckling on the head of my cock, carefully putting all her efforts to suck the remaining cum from my urethra.

"Ahh…yeah, Momo. Just like that…just like…uhhh" I moaned, lightly thrusting my hip as she closed her eyes. I pushed my hands to the sides of my bed and continued thrusting into her mouth, smiling with each thrust.

This was the life…

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After finishing up, I headed downstairs to see…Kyu sniffing my underwear again. "Come on, Kyu…seriously?" I asked, crossing my arms beneath my bare chest.

Kyu merely continued to sniff my underwear as she replied, "Your human underwear fascinates me, ok? Back on my planet, we didn't have any like this. Besides, I don't think I should take advice from a guy who walks naked around his own house." She grinned, taking a slow eyeful of my naked physique.

I smiled and looked down at my naked body for all the world to see. "Meh, this is my house so…why not? Carpe Diem, right?"

The pink-haired fairy rolled her eyes with a smile as she replied, "Yeah yeah, Carpe Diem. Geez, you really took that to heart, didn't you?"

I shrugged, my light movement then caused my flaccid cock to jump. "Pretty much." Kyu noted the slight movement and closed her thighs together as she left the room. "No masturbating in my room again!"

"No deal!" She yelled back, slamming my door upstairs.

I rolled my eyes and still questioned why she preferred my room above everyone else's. Hearing footsteps behind me, I turned to see Mikan stare wide-eyed at my naked form. "Hey, Mikan!" I greeted her with a wave.

Mikan quickly deadpanned. "Put some clothes on."

"Fine." I replied, picking up the underwear that Kyu had dropped and put them on. Mikan rolled her eyes as she then proceeded to the kitchen to make our breakfast. Sure, she has been a little taken aback…well a LOT taken aback when all the men had disappeared, but had quickly warmed up to the prospect almost as quickly as I did. She was always much stronger than me in so many ways…but like me, she quickly fell along with me in this new world. I then walked to the front door and walked outside to bask in the fortune that had been given to me. Currently, I had seduced a portion of the women of my country, but I still had FAR MORE to go. So much more…but hey, why rush? After all, life was meant to be enjoyed.

"Rito! I need your help in the kitchen!" Mikan yelled to me.

I drew in a breath and smiled as I thought about the women I was destined to meet. What other kinds of sexual adventures would I be subjected to? Oh…I was excited. No longer was there a part of me that fought my lustful, bestial side. Nope…now I enjoyed life and lived everyday by uttering my newfound motto.

"Carpe Diem."

AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD THAT'S A WRAP! YUP! More smut for ya! Currently, I'm working on both Dragon and the Fairies and Remnants of a Demon. I just wanted to do this first because…well, seeing as how this is sort of an original story, I could make it as long as I wanted. So, here you go! Now, as I said before, PURE smut everyone! So, if you don't like smut, then feel free to look at some of my more serious works. I like to have a balance of serious fanfics mixed the raunchier ones. That way, I can sort of diversify and I can show people that I'm not just a one note kind of guy. So, I want to know if I should continue on with this. Granted, To Love-Ru fics don't get many views, but hey, this is just for fun and just be aware that these chapters will probably be more on the shorter, smuttier side.

Also, just a question, do any of you want Mikan to be added to Rito's harem. I'm all for it, but what do you guy's think?

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