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Part 1
Regina scratched her nose with her left hand. And then again. There was something on the top of her nose that woke her up. She opened her eyes slowly and hovered over them with her hand to protect them from the sunlight that was peeking through the curtains.
Then something odd happened. Something that felt like a nail scratched the back of her hand.
She open her eyes forcefully only to find a white in front of her. She blinked a few times and shook her head to adjust her vision.
"Fuck," she screamed and jumped back, resting her back to the headboard.
There was a white kitten with green-blue eyes sitting on the edge of the bed. It looked scared.
The brunette looked around searching for her wife but she was alone...Well, there was this kitten...
"What the hell?" she asked staring at the cute animal like it was going to answer her.
"Regina, help me." The kitten raised her paw and blinked rapidly.
The woman pulled her head back. Was the animal waiting for a hand-shake?
The kitten took a few tentative steps forward and stopped just before the woman's thigh. Emma looked up and licked her lips. Dammit. She felt hair on her tongue.
Regina continued to stare at the white furry thing not understanding why on earth Emma would leave it on the bed and then just disappear herself. Emma Swan's logic, she thought sighing.
"Help me, Regina." The kitten touched her thigh and the woman jerked it away.
"Get your paws out of me," the woman said getting up from the bed and walking over to the closet.
"That wasn`t what you said last night. You even beg for them." Emma wished that she could talk to her wife but that was impossible.
Part 2
The kitten turned around on the bed to face the closet and waited for the brunette to emerge. When she did, the kitten's bottom jaw dropped. She wore black skirt with wine-colored longed sleeved shirt. The amount of cleavage peeking out was illegal. Well, the woman herself was illegal and the way she wore her body translated as pure sex. But that shirt was over the top. It's like the Queen intended to torture Emma during the day. It's like Regina wanted Emma to stay in this form and tease her.
But then the younger woman reminded herself that the brunette didn't know that she is a kitten.
So the white animal walked over to the edge of the bed and wanted to jump but stopped abruptly. The floor was too far away. She leaned forward but it was still high.
Then she felt one warm hand grabbing her just under her front paws and one by the butt.
"Regina, I know you are sucker for my ass."
"Aw, you couldn't jump did you? Poor kitten. Bad Emma. She left you on the high bed. Bad Emma, right?" Regina was talking with soft and sweet voice like she was talking to a child. She even smiled at the animal she was holding.
"I'm very bad. Please punish me but after you turn me to my glorious body."
Against all her roles Regina brought the white ball of hair to her body and more precisely to her left breast.
"Boob."
Part 3
It wasn't like Emma was never this close to the breast. She loved every single part of Regina's body. But being this close to it and knowing that she cannot touch it drove Emma the Kitten crazy. She brushed her furry cheek to the breast and meowed.
"Oh," came from above and the animal lifted its head. A smile formed on the Mayor's lips. "You liked there, hmm? You are definitely Emma's kitten."
She patted the animal's head and walked down the stairs.
The brunette thought that her wife bought the little animal as a gift. Emma wasn't great with words but her actions spoke volumes to the brunette. And honestly she wouldn't have it any other way. She loved receiving gifts for no reason. It made the butterflies in her stomach dance.
Regina smiled and put the kitten on one of the high chairs next to the counter. She walked over the fridge. Opening it she decided to get one banana. She wasn't that hungry. Which was a surprise considering the sex marathon she and Emma had last night. A wave of heat washed over the Mayor. Damn Emma and her magical tongue. She sighed happily and sat next to the kitten.
Meanwhile Emma tried to hop on the counter but it was too high for her. She tried and tried.
"Fuck me." She sighed. "No morning sex for me. Fuck my magic." The kitten trashed on the chair and bowed its head.
That didn't go unnoticed by the brunette.
Part 4
Regina tilted her head so she could see the little furball a little bit better.
The small cat was all white with piercing green eyes, which at that moment were looking down at the chair. Its tail was relaxed behind its body. This was the moment Regina realized she didn't know the sex of the kitten.
"Come here, little one," she said softly as her hands grabbed the cat. She lifted the animal high enough to see its sex. It was female. The kitten fidgeted in her hands and the brunette smiled. "You are a girl. Emma bought me a female kitten. I suppose I should name you?"
She looked directly at the small green eyes and a familiar shot of arousal hit over her body. Regina shook her head and her eyes found green ones yet again. There was something odd about these irises.
"It's me, dammit." Emma wanted to scream at her wife but in vain. It was not possible and she was getting really angry. She fidgeted in Regina's arms as much as the grip allowed her. She wanted to..."What the hell I want? Oh, yeah. I want to be back to my hot marvelous body dammit."
Regina peeled the banana as her eyes stayed on the animal next to her.
"Oh, no. Don't you dare eat that in front of me." Emma's inner voice was screaming as she saw the fruit closing in on the brunette's parted full lips. And it didn't stop. The banana disappeared between the red lips...bit by bit. "Fuck," is all the kitten could think of as it saw Regina's teeth biting of some of the fruit. "Fuck me," followed as the brunette's tongue peaked out to remove something nonexistent from the lips. The kitten's jaw went slack.
Part 5
Emma was watching her wife eating a banana right there in front of her and she could jump on her. Right now she hated her magic. It didn't bother her why this happened. What bothered her was that she could just sit there and…watch, stare, droll. Thank God she couldn't do the latter because she was an ANIMAL, for fucks sake.
Regina on the other hand was thinking about her wife Emma. Why she left the kitten before going to work? Why she didn't wake her up? The banana was gone and looked down at the animal. It tilted its head to the right, as if asking 'What's next?"
"I have to name you, you little one." The woman patted the furry head.
"Since when you are so nice to newcomers? I'm jealous...of me."
"What name will suit you?" Regina stared directly at the kitten.
"No, I have name. It's Emma and I love it," the animal shakes its head.
"Shaky? No. It doesn't suit you?"
"Of course. Emma suits me just fine. Please turn me back," the kitten drops its head on the counter.
"I...Um...What name is that?" Regina was sure that the animal was prompting her but she couldn't understand it.
"It's not a name." Emma jerks her head up.
Part 6
"What about Kitty? Hm? Kitty the Kitten? Sounds cute and you are adorable. It's perfect." Regina said joyfully.
"Kitty? No. And since when do you use words like 'cute' and 'adorable'?" Emma thought and started jumping around the counter. Since she couldn't growl or scream this seemed like a great idea.
"Oh, you like it?"
That made Emma stopped dead at her tracks and turned to face the woman before her. "No," her internal mind screamed but what come out of her mouth was meow.
"You approve? I'm so happy, Kitty." Regina took the animal in her arms and walked over to the coffeemaker.
"I don't approve it. I hate it. It's dumb even for me." The kitten was weeping internally.
"You know what we should do, Kitty? Since it's Saturday and I'm not working at the office, I'll treat myself with a long, hot bath. I'll put my new lotion on. I bought it just yesterday and I know it will drive Emma crazy."
The animals' eyes widen and Regina smirked.
She leaned close to the little head and whispered in one of the tiny ears, "There is a secret ingredient in it that she is addicted to." She straightened her back and winked at the kitten.
She started walking out of the kitchen.
"I'm...I can't even think now. I ne-e-ed my body NOW." Emma wanted to cry and scream. Also jump. But most of all she wanted her fucking body. It that so much to ask for?
"Come on," she yelled in an Andy Torres from Cougar Town fashion. When she had her voice, it sounded awesome.
Part 7
Just as Regina was about to go out of the kitchen she stopped abruptly.
The kitten stayed on the counter watching how the woman ran to the garbage can and threw up in it. It was so nasty that green eyes shut.
"Oh, God..." Regina was still kneeling beside the can rubbing her temples with one hand. She stayed in this position for a while waiting for a second wave.
Emma kept her eyes closed and waited for some happy sounds.
But there was another 'bla' sound. "I finally found something you do that is not sexy." Emma thought and decided that she is going to jump despite the height. She came closer to the edge, exhaled as much as her little lungs allowed and jump. She screamed 'Geronimo-o-o' in the back of her mind.
Seconds later she felt on the floor with soft thud. She rose on her feet and shook all her legs happy to find out that nothing was broken. Looking up she found Regina holding her hair with one hand and sitting on one side with her legs folded backwards at the knees. The kitten walked over to her, dabbed the woman's leg with one paw and meowed.
Regina twisted her neck so she could see the animal next to her.
"It's just...flu. I guess...I got it from Henry." She stated.
If Emma were in her human form she would knit her brows to study Regina's face and see if she is telling the truth. Now she just tilted her head to the right and looked straight at the brown eyes of her wife.
Emma smiled internally and rested her head on the woman's leg. Her green eyes never left Regina's face.
Part 8
Regina stayed for quite a while. She was trying to figure out why Emma didn't leave a note on the bed. It was not normal for her. Every time the blonde went to work on the weekends, leaving her sleeping Queen in bed, she was leaving a note. No note today. That was troublesome for Regina. She loved the routine and the security that Emma gave in this marriage. The missing note was breaking it.
She rose slowly startling the kitten. The woman reached out to grab the counter so she could have some stability. She was half bend when the nausea hit her like a passing train and caused her to lose balance. She didn't have any time to reach except to avoid hitting her head somewhere.
"Oh, God..." she growled out relaxing on the floor.
Emma walked over to her face and bumped her nose in the woman's cheek. She could see that her wife was pale.
Regina turned to her left to see the white furry ball watching over her with sad green eyes. Up until now she has never thought that cats and kittens could have worry in their eyes. But somehow these orbs gave her peace and even soothed her.
"I guess the bathroom is out of option, Kitty." She chuckled and the kitten traced her red, full lips with its paw.
Strange, Regina thought to herself. It was with the exact same speed and pressure Emma used. Yes, even this tiny gestured was imprinted in the Queen's head as well as million others things.
Part 9
Regina took a deep breath in to calm herself and regain enough strength for using magic. She exhaled in the kitten's face.
Emma shook her head and rubbed her face with her paws. Without realizing she was standing on her two back legs. She was quite the sight and the brunette smiled.
"You are very cute, Kitty."
The animal dropped its paws looking directly at the brown eyes thinking, "I had to turn into kitten for you to tell me this?"
"Why are you shocked? It is true."
Regina tried to stand up again. This time she managed to relax against the counter.
"Oh, no. Please don't fall. I can't catch you in this body. More like you'll crush me. Don't."
Her head started to spin so she bowed down, without kneeling. It seemed to work this time as she felt blood rushing in her brain again. She took a few deep breaths and exhaled.
Brown head lifted bit by bit while the kitten was sitting on its bottom. Emma was praying that her wife won't drop again, "Don't fall. Don't fall, please. Pretty please with me on top."
"I think I can transport myself to the bed with magic, Kitty." Regina whispered as if the low voice will save some of her energy. "Come here."
She reached down and opened her palm.
"Yay. Going on a trip with my new body." The kitten got the hint and jumped in the hand but its legs were hanging out.
"No-o-o. Shit. You've got small hands, woman. Actually they are not small. They fit in me perfectly," the animal thought.
Emma put her paws between Regina's fingers for more support and with some side swaying managed to get on those damn wonder-making fingers.
The woman brought the furry ball to her breast again. The kitten purred and rubbed its head against the bra-less flesh. "Damn, I love when you are not wearing underwear."
Part 10
Regina successfully magicked herself in the middle of the master bedroom. She placed to kitten on the bed and said, "I have to go to the bathroom...To wash. I'll be right back."
The former Queen entered the bathroom, feeling much better and went directly in front of the sink. She turned on the water, leaned forward and splashed her face. She didn't have make-up to mess up but she had bigger problems. The nausea and the throwing up were not a good sign. Emma was at work probably manhandling some drunken ass. And not to mention that someone had to bring Henry back from the stables.
Last night the fifteen-year-old boy went to his grandparents' for sleepover. Today they were supposed to ride together. Snow and David had a planned trip to Boston for the weekend, so it was up to Emma and Regina to take the child from the stables. Regina sighed.
She opened the cupboard under the sink and went through the boxes until she found what she was looking for.
Emma sat on her butt and watched as her wife disappeared behind the door.
"Oh, you are doing all of that and much more." She thought and decided to follow the woman.
Jumping off the bed was less painful because of the height. The kitten recovered with a quick shake. "That works wonders."
She dragged herself to the door pleased to see that it wasn't closed. Neither of the women had that habit. The opening was enough for the furry animal to walk in freely. Two steps later, when Regina sitting on the toilet appeared before her tiny green eyes, Emma's jaw went slack. She froze.
Regina looked at her and smiled at Kitty.
Part 11
The barefooted woman had her red laced thong wrapped around her ankles. She was holding one of those white pregnancy tests and grinning from ear to ear.
"Emma would love this," she shook the plastic thing towards the kitten that was still frozen.
"Uh..." was all Emma could think as she watched her wife getting up from her place and pulling the thong back on. Then she pulled down her black skirt and straightened it.
"Now, let's go and call Sheriff Swan to tell her that she's scored."
Regina was radiating happiness. It was like an aura around her. She glowed, her smile was sincere, all trace of her age gone.
Suddenly she wasn't the woman that had just dropped like a sack of potatoes on her kitchen floor. No. She was pregnant with Emma's baby, as crazy as it sounds. The blonde was trying to master her magic, and failing gloriously, when Regina read in some all dust-covered book from Rumple's shop that magic can actually create life. Rumple countered that it can't be done. Cora double-countered that it was, in fact possible. They were a couple now, as horrifying as it sounds. But that didn't stop them from playing 'How is larger than life'.
The big blue cross on the plastic in Regina's hand was saying that Cora won this round. The brunette could almost see her mother's reaction. Almost was the key word. Cora is like the weather – unpredictable.
The former Queen grabbed her phone from her nightstand and turn around to look for the kitten. It wasn't in the room. Apparently it didn't follow her. Emma would, she thought and went to search the white furry ball.
"Kitty..."
Emma was unable to...whatever she should do...or think...or...
Regina found the kitten in the same position like before. Standing two cat's step away from the door, face towards the toilet, on all fours, tail hanging.
Regina couldn't stop herself from bursting into laughter and she didn't want to.
Part 12
"Kitty...what are you...doing?" she said between pants.
The kitten shook its head and turned to face the woman. "You...?"
"Come on, dear. Let's call Emma."
Still holding her phone with her right hand, the brunette took the shocked animal with her free arm and went into the bedroom one more time. She sat on the bed and relaxed her back on the headboard. She set the animal on her belly unconsciously.
Once Emma realized where she was being put she stretch her tiny body in every possible direction and angle. "Oh, this is go-o-od. So good. Almost like an orgasm. It's a cat's orgasm. Now I know who the cats could come. Oh, God...I could do this all day. Oh, yeah. Mmm..."
The kitten was purring and rolling on the woman's flat stomach.
It was cute sight to see and it formed a smile on the Queen's face.
"You know, Emma likes to do that every morning." She spoke quietly not wanting to startle the animal.
Regina watched the kitten rolling around on her pregnant belly. Warmth took over the once black heart. She unlocked her phone and scrolled down until she found 'Emma'. Her heart started to beat at a higher rate. Her palms were suddenly sweaty.
The phone rang and the brunette held her breath waiting for answer.
Emma who was too invested in the newly discovered sensations jerked up and faced the woman.
"I'm right here. Why are you call..." all thoughts died when the first notes of My Darkest Days' 'Porn Star Dancing' echoed. Rock version.
"Oh, that's her new ringtone for me?" Regina was surprised. After a moment she explained, "Well, it makes sense. She liked the way I dance on..."
The realization hit her. If she is hearing this then Emma's phone is in the house. Even more it's in the bedroom. And judging by the vibration's sound it's on the...
"Oh, no you didn't," she looked over the nightstand and saw the phone moving over the wood from the vibrations. "You so dumb sometimes, Swan," she moved closed to the machine and grabbed it, "that I won't be surprised if you forget your head when you leave the house one morning."
Regina was yelling and the kitten covered its ears with its white paws. "That's not good."
Regina threw the phone against the bathroom door.
"I'm so not getting laid tonight." Emma thought and rolled over to hide under the pillow.
Part 13
Regina took deep breath and cleared her throat, "I guess I have to do it in person."
"I already know," Emma's mind screamed from underneath the pillow.
Regina turned around and found her bed empty. There was not trace from the kitten.
"Kitty," she said looking around the room for the animal. "Where are you?"
Emma stayed hidden.
The woman was searching the room calling it, "Kitty, come on. Here, Kitty." She bent down to look under the bed, the couch. She went to the closet. In the bathroom. No furry ball could be seen. She went through the room one more time. The brunette left the room and entered their son's room. The kitten wasn't there either. She stepped out and into the hallway. Her eyes showed she was furious. Brown eyes scanned the area but there was no trace of the animal.
"Show yourself," the Evil Queen's voice echoed in the hallway and due to the acoustic Emma heard it even more frightening.
"You are very pregnant," the kitten thought and bolted out from its hiding place.
"Where are you?" She screamed from the hallway when Emma was about to jump from the bed.
"Hold your horses. I'm not so fast with that small body. God, I miss my perfect-for-sprint legs."
Once it was on the floor the kitten run as fast as its tiny legs would allow. But Emma forgot one important thing.
"Fuck..." she screamed internally.
The day before they bought and put new parquet. Which combined with her new paws turned out to be very slippery. Or was the fact that she didn't know how to operate them.
"I need a manual for this thing," Emma thought sliding down the hallway before the dumbfound Regina.
The brunette wanted to yell, 'Why were you hiding from me?' but the sight was too funny.
The little white furry kitten was slithering and swirling until it bumped in the woman's bare feet.
Part 14
The kitten was in some odd position and Regina couldn't help but laugh with all her heart. Her hands went up to her heart and her shoulders shook.
Emma had never seen her wife laugh like that. There was something very strange around Regina this morning. Well, maybe it was the pregnancy thing.
When she eventually calmed down she slightly jogged the little animal, "You're a piece of work, you know. Just like Emma."
"Coz I'm me, damn it."
Regina kneeled and took the animal in her arms. Bringing the small furry ball to her face she said, "Don't hide from me anymore. I'll always find you." She giggled. "Well, that's actually Snow and David's line."
"I know you."
"I know you...that's mine and Emma's." The brown eyes water a bit but remained locked on green orbs. There was that comfort in these small eyes again. Regina was used to that kind of comfort only from Emma. It was strange to receive it from someone else. A kitten. And these eyes seemed so familiar. And the behavior.
But before she could think anything else the nausea started building in the pit of the woman's stomach again giving her a signal that she has to go to the bathroom if she doesn't want to clean after that. She shut her mouth and put her palm to prevent leak before she can reach the bathroom. She ran towards the facility dropping the kitten in the process. She forgot she was holding it. After all she had much more important business to attend to. Throwing up is important.
"Fuck," Emma felt with a loud thud on the new parquet, slid a little and hit her head in the doorframe. "You are so not getting laid tonight, Queeny."