Don't try this at home.
Such a simple warning. No, not a warning. It was an order. A clear heads up that if you tried it, bad things would happen. Over the years, it's turned into a joke. People would do something incredibly stupid and brush it off with a grin and a "Don't try this at home, kids." As if that would make it better. The stupidity of people increased over the years, filling the hospitals with the retards of our generation.
Demyx being one of them.
Zexion told him not to do it. But noooo. Demyx had to try this cool stunt he saw on this commercial.
Freakin tard. You can't jump a pool on a bike. Maybe if it was a kidde pool, yeah, but not a 9 foot deep in ground pool. Stupid.
Zexion knew it was a bad idea. So when he got the call saying his boyfriend was fished out if the bottom a hotel pool, he wasn't surprised. A little jealous of the lifeguard, though. It's not every day a soaking wet Demyx needs mouth to mouth, after all.
Lucky bastard.
But nevertheless, Zexion walked into Demyx's hospital room, leaned on the door frame, and shook his head at the sight of the bandaged, broken Demyx.
"Hi." Demyx said quietly. At the look Zexion gave him, he smiled shyly. "Love ya?"
Zexion laughed. "You're a retard."
Demyx pouted. "But you love me."
"True. Guess I'm a retard too."
Demyx smiled.
Sex on a hospital bed: Don't try this at home.