My Immortal, My Commentary

by MoonBeam2254

Let me put my spin on the commentary of My Immortal, one of the most... interesting fanfics ever written. Rated T for Butt trumpets, abuse of the English language, and insults that blow your mind... Read on if you dare.

1. Chapter 1

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) (not really) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling (Raven… you failed. I fire you). U rok! Justin (Bieber?) ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

(My eyes are bleeding… Is that bad?)

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Dementia xD It explains so much…)and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (Wait a minute...most babies are nearly bald, how could they know what the hell your hair is going to look like? O.o)with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (It's almost poetic… *Sniffles*) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (Please stop insulting Amy Lee.)(AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) (Only if you do.). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. (INCEST ALERT)I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white I have pale white skin. (She's really into stereotypes) I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England (Scotland).where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen) (no dur). I'm a (wannabee) goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. (Usually I'd congratulate people on descriptions… but you… you ruined that. Plus you dress like a slut.) I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining (You mean "sleet"?) so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps (For those of you who don't speak Ebony, preps= normal people) stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (Lovely girl.)

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! (No way)

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. (Draco…. I hate you. You're shy, you're talking to this chick, and you're completely out of character.)

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (Best part!)

AN: IS it good? (Yes… if you want the lie.) PLZ tell me fangz! (Fangz? I thought she didn't have "Fangs".)