Xenoblade chronicles truth or dare

by king of heavens

in this lovely story i kidnap the main cast of xenoblade crhonicles and make them go through hell and beyond because it's fun this story also has the first appearence of Derty who is my first oc oh and i also call zanza zanzaz so that's a thing rated M for whatever the readers come up with i don't care how much gore since that's gonna be enough in the torture chamber.

1. your typical game of truth or dare

XENOBLADE CHRONICLES TRUTH OR DARE

A/N

Guys i'am so sorry for not updating my first story The Prophecy i was wase extremely busy with stuff and a insane amount of writers block which is so annoying because i LOVE that story and really wanted to update it ( but enough sulking for now ) i'am almost done with the ideas for the third chapter an i also have a idea for a story that the PMD fans between you will probably like but i will now start the first chapter of this story.

Chapter 1

Shulk : ( looking at some black abyss thing ) hey Dunban what's that ?

Dunban : i don't know man.

Mysterious person : MWAHAHAHAHA! it has worked!

Shulk : did you guys hear that too ( as the black abyss thingie of DOOOOOOM! swallowed the mechonis and bionis )

mysterious person : prepare yourselfes you are now in your worst nightmare namely a game of truth or dare YAY!

Fiora : ( whispers to everyone ) this guy is a nutjob.

Reyn : who are you anyways crazy man.

Mysterious person : ( throws of way too big black cape ) my name is Ronan or on fanfiction King of heavens.

Fiora : still crazy and you just broke the fouth wall.

Me : first off thank you and secondly i don't care but let's play ( pun intended )

Riki : We play what.

Me : We will be playing a game of thruth or dare.

Zanza : SHUT UP !

dertyhjkhxdfyghujgyefvdjzdgjkdfgyb : why am i here.

Everyone : Who the F are you!

Dertyhjkhxdfyghujgyefvdjzdgjkdfgyb : i'am derty ( teleports away )

Me : Now that that thing is gone we can play.

Derty : I'M BACK!

Everyone : ( sigh )

Me : Just leave!

Derty : killjoy ( telepotrs away )

Me : let's continue the game but first i will explain the rules to you.

RULE 1 : YOU MUST DO ALL THE THE THRUTHS AND DARES OR FACE THE WRATH OF ME AND MY MAGICAL KATANA OR THE TORTURE CHAMBER! ( points to a shady looking room from which several screams of pain could be heard )

Fiora : YOU ARE INSANE

Me : ( totaly ignoring her ) YOU GUYS CAN COME OUT NOW! ( 2 guys came out of the so called torture chamber ) these two are Kay and Dylan they will torture you if you choose to go to the torture chamber instead of getting hacked in pieces with this katana called the DRANJA that means the painbringer by the way and they are also my co hosts.

Dylan : hi

Kay : hello

Everyone except me dylan and kay : 0.0 wow are you for realsies.

Me : yes yes i am oh those screams just now were from some idiot called Lars who was unlucky enhough to ever lay his hateful eyes upon us.

Dunban : are you for real.

Me : yes now i will activate the wheel of torture ( snapping my fingers and and a wheel of fortune thingie appeared )

Melia : what is that.

Derty : that is the wheel of torture.

Me : LEAVE NOW OR DIE IS THIS UNDERSTOOD! ( face red from screaming while running after him through the whole studio with the DRANJA )

Derty : ( screaming while teleporting away ) LATER!

Me : ( panting ) i think we are rid of him ( spins the wheel of torture which landed on melia ) ah melia you are the chosen one.

Melia : i have a very bad feeling about this ( shivering ).

Me : oh it's nothing to worry about ( snaps fingers again and a huge neon sign apearred ) it says DARE! You must kiss shulk ... on the mouth.

Melia : i will never do that.

Me : it's or do the dare or get slain by the DRANJA if you are dead you are not in the rest of the chapter or vgo in the torture chamber ( innocent voice ) your choice melia.

Melia : fine i'll do it ( kisses shulk … for 0.0000001 seconds ).

Me : well that was short.

Derty : ooh la la.

Melia : this is so embarassing.

Me : ( sigh ) will i ever be able get rid of you.

Derty : probably not.

Me : fine than you may stay . . . for the rest of the chapter anyways.

Derty : YAY!

Zanza : why exactly is your name dirty.

Derty : IT'S DERTY D-E-R-T-Y.

Me : no one asked for your opinion zanzaz.

Zanzaz : it's zanza ZANZA ZANZA!

Me : whatever you say zanzaz.

Zanza : it is ZANZA.

Me : oh shut up .

A/N

well i really enjoyed writing this story my brother giant dragon or dylan kepty annoying me while writing this and please give me truths and dares in the comments you will get cookies.

Me&Dylan&Kay : truth

Derty : or

everyone : DARE!

KING OUT!