Remind me not to sing in the car with my mother...
When Pilots Come Marching Home
Songfic by Kaori
When Wufei comes marching home tonight, hurrah, hurrah
We'll give him a panty girdle and a bra, a bra.
Watch him yell and gripe and bitch
Dress him in drag and watch him twitch
Conniptions a plenty when Wufei comes marching home!
When Quatre comes marching home today, hurrah, hurrah
We'll make him pay our way into the spa, the spa
Then it's off to the mall to buy some shoes
We'll need them for the four month cruise
It's a spending spree when Quatre comes marching home!
When Trowa comes marching home again, hurray, hurray
We'll tie him up so he can't run away, away
It's hentai fun with a handsome boy
He shall become our new sex toy
We'll have so much fun when Trowa comes marching home!
When Duo comes marching home today, hurray, hurray
It's once again a time for us to play, to play
'Cause guess what we are going to do?
It's Pilot Molestation 2!
More ecchi fun when Duo comes marching home!
When Heero comes marching home tonight, uh oh, uh oh
That is our cue that it is time to go, to go
'Cause we really do not want to get shot
We're quite satisified with the lives we've got
Time to run away when Heero comes marching home!
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