Not enough of these FemNaru fanfics in my opinion. I've recently revised this, I hadn't been on my account in a while, so I logged on and saw all my amazing grammar mistakes. I think I caught most of them, let me know if you see something.


"BAKA!" Sakura screamed bashing Naruto over the head.

"BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TALKING TO SASUKE-KUN LIKE THAT!"

"I WAS SPEAKING MY MIND SAKURA! AT LEAST I'M NOT SOME BRAINWASHED, TROLL-DOLL, WHORE LIKE YOU ARE! ALL YOU EVER DO IS FOLLOW SASUKE-BAKA AROUND GOING Oh Sasuke-kun, when would you like me to bend over for you, is right now okay? SERIOUSLY GET A FUCKING LIFE!" Naruto screamed at her, not even thinking about what the repercussions might be. He looked up from ground to see Sasuke and Kakashi looking at him in shock.

"What! Think I can't form a literate sentence?! I'm tired of you all thinking I'm some brain dead blond that can't tell North from South!" Naruto yelled. He turned his steely gaze towards Sakura

"And you! I'm done following you around like a love-struck puppy. I've been tired of it for YEARS! You couldn't pull your head out of your ass long enough to see that I actually cared for you! Unlike the BAKA! I actually had feelings you know, and every one of you has never taken them into account! All I've ever tried to do was live up to your fucking expectations. AND WHAT DO I GET? Ridicule and rejection! A perverted sensei who would only teach the prodigy. A hateful teammate that cares only about himself. And a whiny little girl who always needed to be saved! I'm tired of all this shit!" And with that he stormed out of the training grounds. Furious and unaware at the shocked gazes locked on his back.

"Assholes. . . "


Earlier that day


Another freaking day of training with a fucked-up squad. Yeah!

Naruto slowly got out of bed, careful of the stitches on her side.

"Fuck." The blood that had leaked out during the night stuck to the gauze uncomfortably, pulling at the skin around the wound.

Slowly she stood and made her way over to her dingy old shower. She slowly stripped out of her sleep shirt and carefully removed the browning bandages. Sliding the shower curtain open she quickly turned on the water, knowing not to expect much warmth from the falling water.

She quickly but thoroughly washed away the grime of yesterday's training session, willing her teeth to not chatter. The icy water offered some relief, but her side was still tender.

"Bastard could have given me a heads up. . ." She grumbled. Sasuke just had to pull out his fancy knife (a.k.a. sword) of his and slash her side into a mess. She had to quickly preformed an illusion jutsu to make the wound look less severe. She wouldn't want any of them poking around, it would only lead to trouble. No one in her age group knew that she wasn't a he.

She hadn't even planned to conceal her gender, it's just, everyone assumed she was a boy and treated her like one. She didn't lie about her gender, they just assumed and she went along with it. Being a male had it's perks, men have less restrictions, and less moral and social standards following them around. It made her hard life a little easier, and she thought that she deserved that much at least.

So without a second thought the young girl continued on as a boy, quickly finding out the puberty wasn't a friend to her cause. The nineteen year old quickly made sure that no one discovered her secret, through binding and genjutsu her physique was soon that of a young man. Her golden spiky hair was actually long and flowing, her impressive six-pack and wiry muscles were actually soft curves over firm but not unsightly muscle. The genjutsu was so strong that she herself forgot she was a woman sometimes. But the thing that kept her most inconspicuous was her IQ, or her 'lack' of it. Now she wasn't one to brag, at least her true nature wasn't, but she was smarter than a Nara, better at battle strategies as well. Hell she could probably dig deeper into a mind than a Yamanaka if she really had the desire to. But she had quickly learned early in life that, by keeping herself aloof and dumb, she could avoid prying eyes.

So when she had graduated and gotten onto a team with an annoying kunichi and an Uchiha boy she had assumed that her cover was going to be blown and quickly. But after first couple of months or so, without anyone discovering her secret, she decided that for the most part, that the rest of her team was to dumb to look beneath the underneath. So she had taken their stupidity in stride and shocked everyone with her brute power and skill.

"They never suspected a thing after all these years. Idiots." She muttered as she started the long task of binding her chest. She was unfortunately cursed with a pair of D's that were almost impossible to hide. Luckily no one ever questioned her baggy attire.

"Another long day with halfwits." She stated zipping up her infamous orange jacket. " Might as well get started."