feliz cumpleaños a ti
She wanted world domination. He got her a teddy bear instead.
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She wanted black nail polish.
André got her a wheel of French cheese instead.
"I know you can appreciate a good wheel of cheese," he said.
She couldn't.
She let out a low growl and he scampered away.
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She wanted a label maker.
Robbie got her a bottle of hand lotion instead.
"It's from Victoria's Secret," he said proudly.
Her eye twitched. "I hear Rinna Jacobson turned you down last Monday," she sneered. She handed the lotion back to him. "I think you'll be needing this more than I will."
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She wanted a new pair of scissors.
Rex got her a bag of M&Ms instead.
"I hear they help calm violent tendencies," he said. "It'll benefit all of us."
She snatched him out of Robbie's hand and stuffed him in the garbage can.
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She wanted a (yellow) lighter.
Cat got her a yellow lighter.
"My dad's trying to quit smoking," she said, "because my brother keeps trying to eat the cigarette butts, and my mom said that if she catches him one more time, she's gonna—"
Jade flicked the lighter on and off. "I knew I liked you, Cat." She pocketed the lighter. "Now walk away."
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She wanted Tori Vega's head on a silver platter.
Tori got her a cheesecake instead.
"It's homemade," Tori said. "I don't want to toot my own horn, but I've been told—"
"Kaythanksbye." Jade shoved her out of the way, the cheesecake balanced on her right hand.
At least she didn't write her a song.
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She wanted all stupid people to die.
Trina gave her a flyer to her dance recital instead.
"It's on next Tuesday and Wednesday," she said excitedly. "Are you coming?"
"I'm going to have pink eye on those days," Jade deadpanned. "Highly contagious." Then she spit her gum into her present and flung it in the trash.
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She wanted world domination.
Beck gave her a teddy bear instead.
"You like stuffed animals," he defended.
"Monkeys. Not just any stuffed animal. I like monkeys." Nonetheless, she took the teddy bear and kissed her boyfriend on the cheek. "Never bitch about me getting you lemonade ever again," she growled in his ear.
At least now she knew who's locker André's smelly cheese was going into.
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A/N - pointless. i know. whatever, i liked it. :D
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