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Summary:

Okay, why am I on a tree? I'm supposed to be on the ground sleeping in my sleeping bag. Also, why has my senses heightened a lot?

Strange, I do not remember sleeping on the ground. Why do I feel...? Oh shit! !~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ !~!~!

I opened my eyes to hear birds chirping and... cars? Since, when did Sengoku

Jidai have cars? Okay, why am I on a tree? I'm supposed to be on the ground in my

sleeping bag. Also, why has my senses heightened a lot?

"GAHH!!!" I fell out of the tree landing on top of my face. I soon recovered and

was now standing. Okay, why do I feel short? Seriously, short. That is just messed up.

I started walking towards the shrine, probably I could ask Mama what's wrong

with me.

~#~

"BITCH, WAKE UP!" yelled someone. I immediately opened my eyes. Strange, I

don't remember sleeping on the ground. Why do I feel...? Oh shit!

I immediately jumped out of the sleeping bag. I heard something thump on the

ground. I then noticed that I was wearing pajamas, and that I have... breasts? WAS I

TURNED INTO AN ONNA?! Okay, I should not panic. ...Did someone put a spell? No,

no one could have done that. I would have smelt it.

~#~

As, I walked home, I could feel these gazes directed toward me. It was more of a

lust like from every girl, which just creep me out to no ends. I still could feel them staring

at me. WHY ME? I'M NOT A LESBO! WHAT HAPPENED? Wait...

I ran towards an alley. I had just noticed that I have no breasts. I checked (Yeah

you get it) "OH GAWD!" I AM A MALE?!

~#~

~With Kurama, Kuwabara, and Yusuke ~

They had heard someone shout out, "OH GAWD!" and ran towards the alley they

heard the shout from. They saw it was Hiei, and they thought someone bothered him and

wanted to slice the ningen who bothered or annoyed him.

Yusuke yelled out, "HIEI, YOU HAVE BETTER NOT KILL ANYONE!" Hiei

looked at them, eyes wide. They all looked at him shocked. He had displayed one other

type of emotion with them.

"Yusuke, Kuwabara, let me talk to Hiei to see what's wrong." Said Kurama. He

had noticed that Hiei was acting strangely. He did not even hide his demon presence.

Kurama could feel shock and fear from Hiei's aura.

"Hai." They both said and left. Kurama coolly walked up to Hiei, who just felt

frightened. Kurama frowned slightly. Something IS wrong with Hiei.

"Hiei, let's go to my house. You need some explaining to do."

Hiei had shocked Kurama by saying, "Who's Hiei?"

END~ So, how was it? Well, tell me in the reviews. Ja, I have to go to bed now cause I have to wake up early tomorrow.