Hey this is my 2nd story hopefully I can keep my creative flow going unlike the last one. For people who don't like it please don't be too harsh, but I do love the feedback from people who enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or Tobi would sssooo be able to kick anyone's ass.

Different point of views or PoV.

Thinking

"Talking"

*Sounds*

(Me speaking)

Change of place or scene

Now Onward With the Story!

Chapter 1

A lone girl was walking in the woods. She was tracking down a black bear armed with only her bow and arrows. Her name is Nasiri. There are not many things I can tell you about her now, but I will give you the basics. Nasiri is 22 years old. She has short curly black hair with red and violet streaks; also she has a set of emerald eyes. Nasiri has a run of the mill height and weight of 5.3 feet tall and 130 pounds, but do not underestimate her as some girly-girl who obsesses over boys. Her attitude could rival Sasuke's.

Somewhere far, far away

Sasuke was on the toilet when he suddenly sneezed. "Damnit someone must be talking about me."

Back to the woods

As I was saying all 130 pounds of her was pure muscle. She likes only a few things hunting, swearing, shooting at anything that was legal to shoot at, and The Akatsuki. How she came to loving said villains is another story for later for now her life and the lives of 10 others is about to change.

Somewhere far, far away… again

Somewhere in the land of the rain said 10 people were having a meeting. "I need one of you to setup the Eye of All Seeing no Jutsu." Said the leader of the group "Oh! Let Tobi do it, Tobi is a good boy!" from the person near the end of the table. He had already started to go through the hand signs when suddenly a man with red hair used his chakra strings to shake Tobi's hands. So instead of making a tiger sign it became a rabbit. This did not affect him in the slightest, but little did they know is that I am god in this world and in this world it has dire consequences. "Eye of All seeing no Jutsu!" yelled the Tobi. He started to smirk, but none knew of this because of the mask he wore. In the middle of the table instead of a demon eye popping up a rift started to form. This started a chorus of, TOBIS! Going around the room. "What in fucks sake did you do you ass brain!" yelled a man called Hidan. "If you damage this table Tobi you have to pay for It." said a man that had green, red eyes and stitches all over his body.

Back- oh screw it you know what I mean

Nasiri's PoV

I was just about to shoot the bear with a rat poisoned arrow when suddenly I got sucked into a rift of some sort. "Well shit I hope that bear is hit by a truck." That was the last thing I thought before it sucked me to somewhere I hoped was a friendly place.

Normal PoV

Out of the rift popped Nasiri bow and arrows still raised. This of course scared the shit out of Hidan because said arrow was pointed 3 inches away from his head. "Holy fucking shit! Who the fucks are you!" he yelled at he girl. "Nasiri." She said as she lowered her bow, but when she looked around she finally noticed where she was and who she was surrounded by. The next moment Nasiri jumped on to Tobi and hugged him, "Oh my god! Tobi is such a good boy and he's cute to! This shocked everyone most of all Tobi who was blushing like mad, but no one could see behind his mask. He did not mind it though and hugged her back. But the surprises didn't stop there.

The next thing she did was hop on to Hidan's lap and sighed in his ear so only he could here "You can perform rituals on me ANY time." then licked his ear. Hidan's face went from white to red in a snap, but she did not stop, next on her hit list was Itachi.

When she got over to his seat she bowed and glared so evilly that leader winced "Itachi you lack…" the Akatsuki were prepared for the worse when, out of the blue in a super girly voice she said " meeeee!" and glomped on to him. At that Deidara started to laugh at poor Itachi's expense. Unfortunately for Deidara he was now next on the list. "Uh oh, un.' But Nasiri was on him like white on rice.

When she got to him she did no speak to him nor do anything unexpected. She lifted his right hand and put it to her lips. Instinctively the mouth on his hand opened and there the 2 tongues met and for a whole 2 minutes they stayed like that. Deidara's face got redder and redder as it got into a deeper kiss, until Nasiri came up for air and cooed "don't laugh at people when they are embarrassed Dei-Da-Ra."

There were 6 people left on her target list and at the top was Kakuzu (guy with green + red eyes and stitches or Mr. Moneybags). She walked up to him and said I a soothing tone "Guess what?" "What?" his voice full of dread I bet she wants my money. "I'm free." With that he pulled her into a bone-crushing hug. "Ummm thanks Kakuzu-san, but I can't breathe!

Next to Kakuzu was Zetsu why should I not fuck up his mind as well Nasiri thought. As she skipped up to Zetsu he began to think it was a bad dream because he had eaten too many people that were high. "I have always wanted to be one with nature Zetsu-san." Okay its official no more hobos before bed and with that she kissed his cheek.

Only 4 more to go on her fan girl rampage and next up was Kisame; one of the 9 legendary swords men. She hope on Kisame's lap and took out her bottle of sake she always kept at arms reach and gave it to him. "I can tell you and me are going to be drinking buddies." She said with a laugh. "I hope so Nasiri-chibi." (Chibi = small in Japanese) He started to laugh with me. Next of course was Sasori of the red sand.

Nasiri walked up to him with a frown on her face "I have no comment for you Mr. Puppet guy because no matter what I say you will forever be a stick in the mud." All the Akatsuki joined in the laughter of her insanity.

The only two left were Leader/Pain and Konan since Konan was closer Nasiri went to her first. When she got to the origami users chair she bowed and bent down to whisper in her ear. "Does Pain-sama have any other piercing in or around the 'good' areas?" After the words left her mouth Konan when redder than Hidan in which answering here question. The last person to face her was Pain and Everyone when silent.

What would she say to leader? Would he let her get away? All these questions were going around the Akatsuki's minds. Nasiri put on her bravest face and went up to leader and dropped to one knee and asked "Will you let me join the Akatsuki Pain-sama?"

God that was too short. That took a longer time to come out with than I thought it would. The next chapter should be up soon. Sorry for the cliff hanger guys. Tell me what you think, but please Review. I like anything so long as it is not a totally bitch like for example: EEEWW YOU SUCK YOU SOULD NEVER WRITE AGAIN!11! Besides that I would love you guys to critic my writing

See you soon ChibiLuffyLover out :P