INTRODUCTION:
This is a crossover in which meets Fawlty Towers.
For those unfamiliar with the TV-series Fawlty Towers:
Fawlty Towers is a little hotel in the middle of Torquay at the south coast of England. It is run by one of the most notorious and neurotic hotel manager of the world: Basil Fawlty.
The reason, why he never gets fired, is because he owns the place along with his wife Sybil Fawlty. Although she is frustrated of his psychopathic tendencies, she still hangs on to him and keeps the hotel in business, with the help of Polly, a young waitress and housekeeper, and Manuel, a Spanish waiter and a punching bag for the short-tempered Mr. Fawlty.

AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Although the TV-series Fawlty Towers takes place in the 1970's, it's humorous qualities are simply TIMELESS.
So I have took the liberty to transmogrify the whole setting into the 2000's.
The story is rated PG-13. Because it contains material which is not suitable for minors. Further Spanish speaking minorities get beaten up.
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