A/N: Hi, cuties! I wrote this as a prompt on tumblr, for a cutie who shall not be named. I do take writing requests on my tumblr, by the way! Just shoot the-crimson-princess an ask or fanmail and I'll write it as soon as I can!
Enjoy!
~*~nyoom~*~
You're nearly asleep when Dave's muffled voice reaches your ears.
"Hey, how big do you think the universe is?"
You struggle to suppress a snort as you turn in his arms to face him. His hair's an ungodly mess and he's so close you could probably count his freckles.
"Dude" you giggle, "what?"
His eyes are closed but he still manages to press his forehead to yours without hesitation. You wonder for a brief moment if he's talking in his sleep, but then remember that it's Dave – he's always like this.
"Don't 'dude, what?' me" he mumbles, squinting at you in the light of the bright streetlamp right outside the window – which was shining right in his eyes, "it was a legit question."
You shake your head at him, chuckling softly and cuddling closer, "I dunno. Like…big."
"How much big?"
"Like ten big."
You both crack up laughing loudly, and the cranky middle-aged woman next door bangs on the wall and tells you to shut up. Which, of course, only makes you laugh harder.
"What about that, like, theory that there's an infinite number of parallel universes out there?" he asks, muffling his remaining feeble snickers with his hand.
"You mean do I believe it? I guess. I mean, didn't they find a planet where it rains glass or something? And that planet that's covered in alcohol…man, your cousin would love that place. Pff, anyway if they exist then I don't see how parallel universes are impossible."
Dave laughs through a yawn, "'ey, maybe in one you marry Nic Cage?"
You fake a melodramatic swoon and Dave in turn fakes a heartbroken expression. You crack up again and kiss his nose, "nah, I'd much rather marry you."
"Was that a proposal?"
You smile and this time press a sweet kiss to his lips.
"We'll see."