Disclaimer: Thanks to JKR for allowing the use of all these brilliant characters!!!
And the song featured here is my parody of "I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)" by The Four Tops – Excellent song!
A/N: So there is no confusion…this story is essentially a musical (I use the term loosely) encompassing a series of parodies I have written. This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands!! Enjoy!!
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We start our tale with the story of how our favourite couple Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy came to be…
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I Can't Help Myself
Lucius watched happily as his wife, Narcissa, put their son Draco to sleep.
"Nostalgic, are we darling?" she asked, coming up to Lucius and resting her head against his shoulder.
"Just thinking of when I told you that love you and how I felt before that day." He mused in a very melodic mood.
Verse 1
Narcissa Black
I want to say that I love you
I can't help myself
I would do anything for you
Verse 2
When we are alone
Or with company
I'm always thinking of you
And every little thing that you do.
Verse 3
When you flick your wand or call to me
I come a running to you
Like you use imperius
And there is nothing that I can do
Can't resist you
No I don't ever want to
Verse 4
Narcissa Black
I'm weaker than a man should be
I really don't mind
As you are of pureblood kind
Verse 5
Want to tell that I love you
Hope that you need me
And I have tried
Every time I get close to you
Evan Rosier is by your side
Verse 6
But one morning at breakfast
You cam up to me
My heart beat so fast
My courage would not last
I stood next to you
I said I love you
Verse 7
And Narcissa Black
How you smile up at me
You reached up to me
And kissed me long and true
Verse 8
Narcissa Malfoy
You are now my bride
I will love you
Till the day that I die
Verse 9
Narcissa Malfoy
And our son Draco
I'm so proud of him
I love you both
"Oh I love you too, darling!" Narcissa exclaimed, kissing Lucius hard on the lips.