I consider myself to be a pretty open-minded person.

One of the best fanfictions I have ever read has some spelling and punctuation mistakes. So it's not perfect technically. But since it's a creative masterpiece, I adore it. It's possible, you know, to overlook the small mistakes. I am willing to do just that, and had made a pact to find something positive about every single fanfiction that came across my path.

Until I read 'My Immortal'.

Oh, Gods. Oh. My. Gods. It was just...words cannot describe my chagrin. I nearly threw up. I sat there, open mouthed, and felt disgusted at the sin of literature before me. I could not stop laughing. The author's denial, the stupid plot, her cast of OCs, her perception and mistakes just made it...well, I see why it was rated the worst fanfiction in history. Bless those souls who were brave enough to overcome and read the entire fanfiction.

It ruined my fanfiction innocence, but I also thought different things in every sentence. I'm sure we all did. Sarcastic, most of them were. Some funny. Some downright rude. But, hey, she deserved it!

This is why I have decided to voice my opinions about this in a commentary. Yes. I will commentate on this fanfiction, and just let my emotions out. It's much more sophisticated than throwing things around and screaming, a popular way of letting out suppressed anger and frustration.

So, without further ado, I present to you...my commentary. All the bold is me talking. Or screaming. Or crying.

Enjoy it, or hate it.

Actually, enjoy it. :P

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

...Should I be running away by now? One author's note and...the spelling...I do not want to meet Raven. Nor do I want to imagine this fanfiction without her inexplicable spelling help.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Hello. and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) *gasps* No way! with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)Around the world, thousands of innocent souls close the window, and are shown mercy from this torture. . I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Incest...? I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. Because all wizards shop there! Look at Bellatrix! For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. Sexy. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining Snowing and raining at the same time? SHOW ME! so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Well, aren't you sweet?

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! Did anyone else imagine Draco happily skipping to Ebony, with a smile on his face?

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Interesting.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

Number one: I am not a fang.

Number two: ...good? Um...sure. Why not? Sweetie, if this is good, then Ebony is a blonde prep (that's right. I said the 'p' word!). Please, please, please take some classes in the English language. It really is a fascinating one, and all writers love it. Take some courses on grammar and spelling, come back, read this, laugh, burn it up, and then write something that can be remotely recognized as literature.

For the good of humanity.

Please.