"Arggh! Stupid glitch! Lost my progress all over again!", said Pamela.
The new game screen displays yet again. It's over. For the 27th time, the glitch stopped her from completing her first battle. Whenever her Pokemon attacked, the game lost power. "I guess I'll boot the game up one more time…".
The new game screen showed again. The very thought of the glitch going again angering her. She repeated the routine of going out, then choosing bulbasaur. The glitch happened again. She smashed the gameboy in anger. "Why do you have to do this to me!"
All changed. She booted up the game. The graphics had, strangely, improved. She could see everything in the intro very clearly. And then, the weirdest thing happened.
-Are you a boy or a girl?-
It was like the game had updated. There were tons of questions, including: The date, her birthday, her gender, everything. She wanted to give them fake answers, but she didn't. She did the routine, got her bulbasaur, and...
-Are you ready for the Pokemon world? Because, unlike the game, this is real.-
She got sucked in. She was inside the game. And, for once, it began to make sense.
(Hey! I was supposed to do that! Not you, non-quote narration! And you, hyphens, get out of this!)
Author: Parenthesis, this isn't a transport file. We need to sit and watch.
[Can I get a line?]
Author: No. You will never be equal to us. You were created for us, by us, to serve us.
(This is getting a lot like the scene in Mewtwo strikes back)
[What? This can never be my fate! It can't be!]
It was the beginning of a Pokemon battle. She had named her rival "loser". She had imagined the cheerleaders: "loser, loser, he's the best! He will beat all the rest! Loser, loser, he's the man! If he can't do it no one can!" The cheerleaders were there. And they were chanting it.
"I'll send out Charmander," he said. Pamela sent out her bulbasaur.
"Bulbasaur, Tackle!"
The move came closer, closer, closer… And, when it made contact, she blacked out. She woke up, right near the gameboy. The familiar black screen forced her to power it back on and start again.
She powered it on for the 30th time. The graphics had improved even further. Her character looked just like her. And, just like before, all these questions that shouldn't've been asked were asked. She did the routine, and got to the point where she chose her Pokemon. This time, before choosing bulbasaur, she smashed the device again. "I've failed 29 times already. 30th time's a charm…", she said. And it was. The gameboy was, surprisingly, unharmed. She chose bulbasaur, and got sucked into the game. She heard the cheerleading. She entered the battle. "Bulbasaur, Tackle!" The tackle made contact. And…
Author: That will never work. We are infinitely superior to you.
Narrator: TA, give Brackets amnesia, STAT.
TA: On it.(gives Brackets amnesia)
(Brackets, you're back!)
[I am immune to the amnesia. I got ASP(Anti-stability powder). Bwahahahahaha!]
It made contact. There was no blackout. "Noo! My Charmander!", said Loser. "Charmander! Scratch!"
"Bulbasaur! Tackle!"
"Charmander! Scratch!"
"Bulbasaur! Tackle!"
*Enemy Charmander fainted*
"I lost", said Loser. "But a I will win next time! Smell you later, Loser!" Loser then walks away. Pamela then looked at Ash, running to catch up to Green.
"There's only one Pokemon left! I need it", said Green. "I want it", said Ash. Pamela didn't say anything. Ash was probably going to be stuck with Pikachu. "I already got a Pokemon, Loser!", said Loser. "Loser, loser, he's the best, he will beat all the rest! Yay, Loser!", the cheerleaders cheered. "Hey! You're the one named loser", said Ash.
Meanwhile, Green took the remaining Pokemon. "Ash, it looks like you're stuck with Pikachu", said Pamela, "That Pikachu is rebellious". "I can befriend any Pokemon!", said Ash.
Pamela decided to go forward on route one. She found a random trainer.
"You looked at me, so I want to battle. Go E-Raticate-or!(sends out a Raticate)
"Go! Bulbasaur"!
"Raticate, use supah glitch!"
"Bulbasaur! Use tackle!"
The supah glitch envelops her bulbasaur in some form of goo.
"Bulbasaur! Return!" Pamela returned her bulbasaur to prevent the goo from doing its bad stuff.
"E-Raticate-Or, eradicate them!" The Raticate begins to cover Pamela in goo. She runs away.
"You can't hide from me!", said the random trainer.
Pamela hid from him. He searched a while, then gave up. Eventually, she heard a voice. "I see. Many trainers have succumbed to that glitch. You are the first to survive it", said the voice. "Who are you?", said Pamela.
"I am 'm. Another glitch."
"Then why don't you want to destroy me?"
"I am different. Trust me. We need to get rid of the other glitches."
"Okay."
"Wow! You are quite gullible!"
"Yeah. I'm praised for it."
"Take this hat and put it on."
"Why?"
"It'll let you see things you need to see." Pamela puts it on. Nothing happens.
"What does this even do?"
"It links you up to me, allowing instant communication between us two, and allows you to sense what is a glitch and what isn't."Pamela emptied her pokeball bag.
"Why aren't there any pokeballs?", said Pamela. "My bulbasaur is the only one left!"
"It was from the E-Raticate-Or", said 'M. "Send out your Bulbasaur".
(We need to subdue Brackets!)
Author: On it! I've got tranquilizer.
(The author darts Brackets)
[I will destrooooooooyyyyyy youuuuuuuuuuuu. (Goes to sleep)]
Narrator: Phew!
Pamela sends out her bulbasaur. It is a Pidgey.
"Hey! Why is my bulbasaur a Pidgey?" She asked.
"The supah glitch that hit it. Your bulbasaur is a glitch now.", said 'M. "If you were hit by that glitch, you will also be one."
"So I'm a glitch now?" said Pamela?
"Yup!", said 'M.
"Awww great! Superhero plot! Hate that!", said Pamela. And then, a new enemy comes up.
"I am mysterious!", he said. "I am the leader of the fire-type nation! Taste my firebending!" He throws fire at them. "And my leaf-bending!". A bunch of leaves hit them. "And my electric-bending!"
Pamela used glitch! But it failed!
"All your attacks need to end in 'bending', or something of the sorts," said the guy.
"Then then I'll do Rubber band bending!" Pamela said. She shot a rubber band at the mysterious guy.
"And spoonbending!" She throws a spoon at her enemy after bending it slightly.
"And bone-bending!" She bends his bones. Eventually they break.
"Fine! You win. I give up."
"Really? You don't want to taste some of my rulebending?", said Pamela.
(Note: this is for humor)
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[I'm trying to save us from debt!]
Author: We aren't in debt. I told you to stop this about 12 times.
[I won't stop this at all]
"Nope. I'll stop. I give in. I'll go.", said the mysterious man.
"Who are you?", said Pamela.
"I am poketar. I come from a different series. I was brought over by Crossover". Pamela began to ask who Crossover was, but he had already disappeared.
"Hey? How did I do that?", said Pamela.
"Since you're a glitch, so you can create anything simple", said 'M, "You are also technically a Pokemon, but cannot be caught".
"I almost forgot! Well, that was just great", said 'M, "We missed 'em. We could've gotten rid of him, but he escaped.".
"I want to go in the Pokemon League", said Pamela.
"It'll be easy with your glitch Pidgey", 'M said. And so they went to the Pewter city gym.
"Geodude, Tackle!"
"Pidgey, use Glitch!"
*Enemy Geodude fainted*
"Onix, tackle!"
"Pidgey, Glitch!"
*Enemy Onix fainted*
"Fine, take the boulderbadge, and go", said Brock. Pamela took it.
"Next off, is Old man. We need to kill him, for the good of the game", said 'M.
"But we shouldn't hurt innocent people!", said Pamela. She was in shock. They would need to kill normal NPCs?
"Just kidding", said 'M.
"You shouldn't scare me like that", said Pamela.
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(Yeah. We are already rich from that dawn dish soap one. Stop it.)
[No I will not do it. Shut up.]
Narrator: Anyway, the next chapter is Pamela's flashback.
Pamela was a normal girl. She had a loving family, and plenty of freedom. But there was one thing that everyone made fun of. It was that she was obsessed with a Pokemon. Not because she was obsessed with a Pokemon, but the Pokemon she was obsessed with. Not the starters, bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle. Not Mew or the legendary trio. Not even Arceus. She was obsessed with none other than MissingNo, belonging to the Pokemon that can only be found through doing a glitch. She used her game, and surfed the Internet to find Missingno. But no avail. She tried glitch after glitch after glitch. She even wondered if they had been gotten rid of. After all, this wasn't even one of the original generation 1 games. This was one of the remakes. But she then encountered Missingno. She caught it. But then, her data was lost due to some sort of glitch. Then, she booted up the game, and you know the rest.
"What are you thinking about", said 'M.
"How I got here", said Pamela. "I almost like being a glitch."
"Really? Already?", said 'M, "That's good."
[Arggh! Why did you get rid of the sponsors? I told you to stop about 12 times!]
Author: Well, I'm not gonna stop getting rid of 'em. So there!
(Sigh. Not again…)
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(Awesome idea!)
"Who was that guy with his e-Raticate-or?", said Pamela.
"That was one of crossover's minions. He is impossible to defeat normally, but since you are a glitch, it just might be possible. That goo, if you are smothered in it for too long, will make you lose your memory. Basically, how long it is on you has effects in stages. In stage one, you become a glitch. In stage two, if it stays on for long enough at a time, you will lose your memory. In stage 3, you will submit to him. Glitches are immune, unless they haven't been a glitch for an hour", said 'M.
Narrator: Aren't we glitches?
Author: No. We were created by the TA.
Narrator: But so was Pamela.
Author: But she wasn't born a glitch.
TA: You are glitches. And you'll lose to Pamela.
Author: I can delete Pamela!
TA: No! That's only in the transport files.
[Ooh schooled!]
Author: I will get you someday!
TA: Do you want amnesia?
Author: Fine.
As they arrive at the next glitch site, they see…
[Vote for what Crossover should bring over next! Leave a comment or PM me!]
Author: Shut up! I told you to a million times. We don't need ideas.
[No you didn't]
Author: Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up…
Uh… Having trouble over here! Who should I bring over next?
"Uh… Mario?", said Pamela. Nice! Awesome idea! Glitch Mario appears.
"Uggh. Why did you need to give the TA ideas?", said 'M.
"The story must go on", Pamela said.
"You're getting a bit like MissingNo", said 'M.
"What?", said Pamela.
"I will destroy you", said Glitch Mario.
"Uggh!", said Pamela. "Glitches don't work here, either, I guess."
"Oh no! I forgot!", said Mario. "But I have Luigi and Yoshi and everyone else."
Pamela used Glitch!
"Looks like Team Mario is blasting off again!", they say.
"Grrrrrr! Who stole out lines?", an all-too-familiar female voice voice called out.
"We'll hit them with tines!", an all-too-familiar male voice called out.
"Prepare for trouble, stupid glitches", the female said.
"And we'll be throwing all the pitches", the male voice said.
"To protect the world from bugs in the game"
"To unite all people so you have shame"
"To denounce the evils of truth and good"
"To promote little red riding hood"
"Jessie"
"James"
"Not team Rocket!", said Pamela.
"You must've heard wrong", said Jessie. "We're Team Socket!"
"It goes quite long", said James, "But we're not Team Rocket"
"Team Socket blasts off at the speed of light"
"You are so dumb, and we are so bright!"
"Meowth meow me Meowth!", said their Meowth.
"Wait a sec! Your Meowth doesn't talk?", said Pamela.
"Why would it", said Jessie.
"How could it?", said James.
"I am going to blast you off again.", said Pamela. "Go Pidgey!"
Pidgey used Glitch!
"Looks like Team Socket is blasting off again!", Jessie and James said. "We should capture that Pidgey though."
Author: Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up…
Okay. There's a million times. Now, I've told you to shut up a million times.
[A million and one]
Author: Shut up!
[A million and 2]
Author: Shut up!
[A million and 3]