I'm uploading a new chapter of Friends soon, I promise. I just got a little lost because I had a guide from a long time ago, but I no longer needed it as I was improvising in the end...

Update: I wrote this while falling asleep okay?! There wasn't actually four Links and Ravios!

Terror in the Zelda fandom...

After a calming walk along the lake, Link and Ravio decided to see the local play in town. Of course, since the author of this stupid short fic was bored, they had to go through a horde of fangirls.

"L-Link, it's the fangirls! What do we do?!" Ravio asked his Hyrulean counterpart, frightened at the sight of them. Link, being mute, could only draw out his sword, not caring if he killed innocent lives. If there was anything worse than Ganon or Yuga, there was fangirls.

Iimediately, Ravio understood what Link meant to do, and he too, unseated his sword that he had used for training to become Lorule's chosen hero that he was meant to be.

"We just do what we gotta have to do to get through them, right?" He asked Link. Link nodded. And they proceeded to literally cut through their crazy fans. One by one, each fangirliness scream of awe and exitedness turned into screams of terror and agony. Honestly Link didn't give a flying duck. And Ravio, of course, was traumatized at all the lives he had already taken. The author didn't care for those 2716 lives. Sorry not sorry. Colon three.

So. After two hours of killing their obstacles, they were at the theatre to watch the play.

But.

There was one line girl standing in their way. She was young, probably eleven years old, and she looked restless, her visage facing down, as if she was mentally disturbed. And she probably was. Link used his magical "I can actually talk but you gotta read in between the lines" and told the girl to let him and Ravio in.

"No. I'm not moving from this spot." She said, her voice high in pitch, for she was young. Ravio blurted, "Now you listen here, missy, we just had to get through a bunch of girls to get here, so could you please let us in?!"

But the girl didn't budge. She only looked up, and stared at the two.

That's when Ravio gasped in horror.

"You... You're that girl who... Who... You're Veronica, the girl who...!"

"Yep, that's me," She giggled in a mocking tone, "I'm her~!"

Link, confused, needed some explaining done to him.

"Link, this is the girl who ships us! She is the one girl who—"

"I am the the Shipping Queen and the Queen of Fangirls, Veronica Prevost! All of the fangirls bow down to me! You killed my fellow subjects so therefore, you must pay the price!" The girl named Veronica interrupted. She snapped her fingers and two older girls came from behind the theatre and stood next to Veronica. They were rugged.

Ravio knew what to do.

"RUN!" He yelled to Link, and they both ran away from "Queen" Veronica.

And that is the last time you saw those two innocent elf-eared boys. Colon P.