Naruto and the Marijuana Trip Chapter 1
A/N Randomly thought of this when watching Naruto Shippuden
By Redneoranger
It was just a regular day in Konohagakure (Village Hidden in the Leaves) and all was well or was it? We find our favorite orange clothed hero Naruto eating at his favorite place to eat Ichiraku Ramen when pops in Sai who sits down and says" Hello Naruto I'm here to let you know that Captain Yamato told me to come find you and tell you that we have a new mission from the Hokage." Naruto "Oh that cool Sai. Oh old man Teuchi, got to go moneys on the table. Teuchi" Ok Naruto, see you later. (Just noticing the smoky outline of his favorite customer running to go get his mission while dragging Sai with him) Naruto you'll never change."
(Scene Break) At Hokage Room
Lady Tsunade watches as her favorite goofball fly into the room with a haggled looking Sai being drag along by his arm. She says as the cloud disperses" Aww Naruto and Sai thank you for joining us. As u know I am giving you a new mission." Naruto" Yah, so what is our mission grandma?" Sakura says "Baka" as she hits him in the head making his head go into the ground making a small crater in the office floor. Sorry for that Mistress Tsunade." Tsunade"Its ok Sakura. Now on to your mission (Naruto looks at her with his big blue eyes hoping for a C or B ranked mission, Sakura is hoping for a easy mission so afterwards she can go train at the hospital, Sai was just thinking about what he could draw next, while Yamato was looking at the Hokage as he knew what the mission was and knew they be a little disappointed in the mission) it is going to be a D ranked week training mission with Captain Yamato who is going to teach you some new jutsu and how to summon things from other worlds." After they all sweat drop, Naruto says" What? (But is excited at learning some new things since Kakashi sensei would only train with the teme Sasuke Uchiha and Jiraiya sensei only taught him the Rasengan and how to summon the toads and was looking forward to the trip) That's great." Sakura "Yes this will great we can learn some new tricks." Sai just looks off in to space and just nods when he looked at with his fake smile on. Captain Yamato" We accept your mission Lady Hokage. Ok guys, come on we will be heading to the forest of death aka area 44 to do our training at." Naruto, Sakura, and Sai say "Hai sensei!" All head out the window and Tsunade pulls out a sake bottle and tries to drink it before Shizune took it away. (Speak of the devil.) "No Lady Tsunade. No drinking until all your paperwork is done." says Shizune. Tsunade just sighs while thinking "why she ever took this job?"
(Scene Break) At Area 44 Aka The Forest Of Death
Captain Yamato "Ok guys I am going to teach how to we summon other stuff from other dimensions. To do it we need these special scrolls and to makes these sign. (A/N just going to use the signs for summoning for this) (Second A/N the hand signs for the ones who want to know are boar-dog-bird-monkey-ram) He then makes signs but doesn't put chakra so they could see the signs. Ok does everybody have it down? All "Hai sensei" Naruto raises hand and Yamato says" Yes Naruto you have a question?" Naruto "Yes sensei. Why do we need the special scrolls and do we have to sign it like we do with regular summoning scrolls or not?" Yamato "The answer to your first part of the question is we need the special scrolls as they were accidently made when a forgotten seal master was trying to create a new summoning scroll he created these by mistake. He tried to use them and found out when he tried to use them that each one was connected to a different dimensions, but there was a problem with them since you never summon the same thing twice. Here is an example of this problem; you remember those radios you use with Kakashi and later on with Team Gai." Naruto" Yes" Yamato "Did you ever wonder why no one else used them" Naruto " Actually I always wonder why we where the only ones to use them" Yamato "Now to answer the second part of your question no you do not need to sign them to be able to use it. But since the scrolls we use are so rare we are only going to one of them which the department of special equipment let me borrow as long as I don't take it out of the village.' Sakura "So we get to try summoning random things to test are chakra control right sensei?" Yamato "Yes that it Sakura. Now who wants to go first?" "Oh oh I want to go first." said Naruto. Yamato (should of know he want to go first.) "Ok Naruto you can go first but be careful with the scroll or the guys at the department will kill you."(Lays scroll on the ground) Hai sensei" said Naruto. Naruto goes up to the scroll and does the hand signs and bites his thumb on his canine tooth and smears it on the scroll while shouting " Summoning Jutsu" and out pops out a ….
(To be continued)
A/N: needs a beta