New story. Too soon? Don't care. Two words. Each sentence. Read now. Have fun. Get pie.
Okay, I'll stop.
Yay, sequel-tastic! I just couldn't leave the Chronicles alone. I liked it too much. This here chapter is the prologue; nothing too fantastic going on yet. But it'll be about as good as the first if I think really hard. To the max.
Let's begin, shall we?
2-and-a-half months ago, the lovable group known simply as the Smashers went on a memorable waste of ti- um, journey. They met nobody during their travels, except for Jigglypuff, who met a kind of detective named Jacobs. They had not so much of a good time. The quest for PIE was indeed something special. Like an oddly amusing misshapen turd. At least they got to drive, and kill various unimportant people. And meet some type of hedgehog.
But little did they know, that on this very day, a certain someone would completely screw up the peace and revive the "adventure". Like that oddly amusing misshapen turd clogging up the toilet, this wasn't over.
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The Smashers had gathered for an emergency meeting in the brand-spanking-new meeting room. They had been waiting for about 44.862 seconds, and, yet again, a perfect game of Extreme Tic-Tac-Toe was cut drastically short. Just their luck.
Master Hand quickly floated into the room through the giant doors. He looked normal, but everyone could tell that he was rushed, pissed, and overall stressed. He soon made it to the center, and wasted no time.
"I need your help."
"What do you want this time?" asked Roy. "It better be good."
"You all remember 2-and-a-half months ago, correct?" the hand asked.
"How can we forget?" everyone collectively groaned.
"Yes, well, for the past-"
"I CAN FLY!!!!!!" That was Crazy Hand, flying overhead through the ceiling. Or rather, the brand-spanking-new ceiling hatch.
"Thanks. Shut up. Now, for the past 2 months, I have essentially spawned a new species, enslaved it, and made lots of money off it. That...PIE-Shi I took, as we all know, produced pie fillings - of various types, I might add - and tasted fantastic. The rapid reproductive nature of Yoshies resulted in many PIE-Shies, much deliciousness, and the opportunity of a lifetime."
"You used them to make pie, didn't you?" asked Fox, seeing this coming.
"Yes."
"You gave them no choice?" asked Peach, one of two who didn't get the big picture already. (The other was Jigglypuff, of course.)
"Yeah, 'enslaved them', right."
"They got angry, strikes, threats, deaths, riots, and whatnot?" asked Falcon.
Master Hand looked at him. Or so we assume.
"They ran away, and I need you all to get them back for me. Apparently, slavery doesn't work. Go figure."
"Surely you're not going to enslave them upon retrieval," said Zelda.
"Hell no. I want to make a deal with them, but they won't listen to me. So...there you have it."
Silence draped the room, but missed Crazy hand, who was giggling like...well, like Crazy. Motivation was a necessity here. Master Hand faked a cough.
"Prize."
The room murmured.
"We're in!" Pikachu said. His old team had won the prize last time, an aspect of which became a close friend: a PIE-Shi named Steve. (There were more, but you can blame Bowser for that.) Yoshi and Kirby nodded along with him.
"That's all I needed to hear," Master Hand said quickly as he and Crazy left through the hatch.
More silence.
Mewtwo teleported somewhere.
More silence.
"Umm...let's go?" Mario said somewhat quietly.
Team 1: Mario, Luigi, Dr. Mario - The Italians
Team 2: Yoshi, Kirby, Pikachu, Steve - The Cute Ones
Team 3: Peach, Zelda, Samus - Girl Power
Team 4: Ness, Young Link, Pichu - The Brat Pack
Team 5: Fox, Falco, C. Falcon - The Spacemen
Team 6: Link, Marth, Roy - The Three Brave Swordsmen
Team 7: Bowser, Ganondorf, Donkey Kong - The Power Trip
Team 8: Popo, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch - Old School
Team 9: Jigglypuff, ... - Odd One Out
10 minutes later...
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"Are we all ready to go?" asked Luigi.
Everyone responded positively and halfheartedly.
"I can't hear you!" Luigi said, attempting to hype up the crowd.
He got no response. Just Fox shaking his head in disappointment, and many disgusted stares. He sighed and kept quiet.
"Well then...LET'S-"
Everyone walked outside, leaving Mario to stand in a pool of his own stupidity. He didn't even bother finishing. He joined his fellow team members.
Next time on Attack of the PIE-Shies, Jigglypuff makes an important phone call on her new cell:
"Hello? It's me...What'd I tell ya?...Ooh, yeah, definitely bring that!"
The Power Trip encounters an unforeseen obstacle like no other:
"Great. That idiot had idiot family members."
Steve makes an important discovery:
"What's that smell...?"
And The Spacemen...well, they saw this coming:
"Mr. Falcon...I have a warrant for your arrest."
All this and more, coming eventually!
Ooh, sneak previews. Nice.