Well, I guess third nep fic idea in like 3 days? Geez, I really know how to stack the odds against myself.

Also, screw using wikis, not everything has to be cannon, cept for the characters (the actual ones, not oc's of course) personalities. Actually, not being cannon is what makes a fic great, no one comes to look at an exact retelling of a story just with some dude added in. Trust me, it's generally why self inserts suck. Gotta use your brain and be creative if you want to actually make it work.

Never go full self-insert. Ever.

(Not even I have tried something so terrifying.)

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"Well, shit. This looks like the end for me. Just wonderful. I always wanted to die by falling onto a goddamn Japanese Edo Period looking house with a big spike on the top. Totally. Not bullshitting you at all. Why would I do that? Because NO ONE LIKES TO BE IMPALED!" The OC to end all OC's said as he ended up falling onto an extremely sharp flag post in the middle of Lowee, but first let's see how he got here.

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"Since when did I have this Neptunium Antivirus?" A teen said as he saw a virus detection message.

ERROR: VIRUS DETECTED, REAL : TROJAN

DELETE? –FUCK IT –EH WHY NOT?

"The fuck are these options?" the teen said before raising his arms and saying "Fuck it!" and clicks on the corresponding option.

Soon enough reality starts to blip away.

"Maybe I should have clicked "Eh why not? Nah, something tells me the same thing would have happened. Maybe reality was doomed from the get go." The teen says as he begins to get a falling sensation and begins to panic as he realizes he is literally falling in what appears to be a snowy Japan with Edo period houses and some Plant houses.

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"And that's how I got into this situation. I hope at the very least I don't get eaten by a giant like a mushroom skewer or some shit." The teen said.

"Actually now that I think about it, why am I so indifferent about this? I have literally been impaled shouldn't I be screaming or something? HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

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Meanwhile inside the building that said teen had found himself impaled upon a certain group of CPU's heard his voice.

"Uhm, anyone have a clue why someone is screaming directly above us. Actually, Blanc, did you ever get that spiked flagpole taken down?"

Blanc pulls a random brain fart and goes, "No? Oh…" Before realizing someone had managed to fall on it a la Neptune.

"Okay, who's going to save whoever fell on the spike and risk seeing someone guts?" Blanc deadpanned.

"I will!" Neptune shouts cheerily before transforming into her processor form and flying onto the roof.

"Okay. Take a calm deep breath sir as I am about to pull you off of that flagpole." Neptune says in a calming voice.

"Just get me off while I'm still in shock! Please dear god why me!?" the teen shouts as the numbness of the shock begins to wear off.

Neptune quickly does so.

"Oh god, I can feel my guts trying to slide out of me. Why?" the teen sort of mutters before passing out.

Neptune walks into Lowee's Basilicom before saying, "Can somebody either get Compa or a competent nurse on the phone. This guy has managed to still be alive."

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Out of nowhere during the operation on 'the teen' he had shouted, "My ribs are in my eyes!" and then promptly passed out again.

(Bonus points if you get that reference.)

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One week after a successful operation the teen pulled through and woke up in a oddly comfy bed. When he opened his eyes it became blindingly clear that he was not in his bedroom.

"Okay, first off, what is my ransom, and why was I kidnapped?" the teen says calmly before sitting up.

"There's no ransom, silly." Neptune says before giggling a little bit at his extreme assumptions.

"I'm not even going to ask how your hair can be naturally purple." The teen remarks.

"It's because I'm a goddess." Neptune remarks.

"Okay, it's official; I've died and gone to heaven, a heaven for pedophiles, but heaven nonetheless."

"You're not dead." Neptune replies.

"Damn, then this is a dream?"

"Nope."

"So you're saying I shouldn't have deleted reality?"

"Wuzzat?" Neptune responds tilting her head.

The teen coughs before saying, "Nothing."

"Okay, anyways mister… What is your name?"

'Hmm, it would seem no one knows me here, so I can truly have any name I want!' The teen thinks to himself.

"Well, my name is… Kado." Kado panicked and said his real name anyways when he couldn't think of a new one. 'Damn, there goes my awesome new name plan.'

Kado has dirty blonde hair, a seemingly normal thing when it comes to Bropower's fanfictions, t'would seem. He also has blue eyes, Not green, that shit get's overused. "Who d'ya think this is intended for? Neptune? Please no." Kado says breaking the fourth wall and securing his place as MC before Neptune could do so.

"Aw man, you saying I can't be the protag of all protags this time around." Neptune fake-sniffles at the author's comment.

"Shit, author-dude, you just broke the fifth wall, what are we gonna do now? Oh shit a black hole, everybody, evacuate the basilicom!" Kado shouts before everything gets reversed in time.

Apart from Kado's, dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, he wore a plain ass white shirt, with a white emblem that you might catch a glimpse of if you're lucky, that had a blood stain from his previous impaling. "Can I get an, 'Oh, I seem to have been impaled' anybody?" Kado asks.

His pants however were a dark black pair of jeans made with an extremely comfy fabric, to the point of basically being pajamas. There was a pair of shoes near the door that were obviously his, considering that he wasn't wearing shoes at the moment, they were a light gray with a red motif.

Kado currently wore nothing else of any specialty. "Hey, whaddya saying?" Kado shouts at the author.

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Well, I guess that's the end of this chapter for now. I should have a new one out in one to two days, but no promises.