"How the hell?"
Linkara was amazed at how SOI had managed to win three games of Mario Kart in a row.
"Hey, are you hungry or anything? Do you eat anything?" Linkara set the control down as he got up.
SOI giggled and, somehow, nodded.
"Alrighty then. I'll fix us some dinner."
Linkara walked into the kitchen, sighing.
He went over to the sink, and suddenly the lights flicked off.
"Son of Insano?", Linkara asked as he turned around, grabbing a knife that had been lying on the countertop.
"Hey, who's there?" Linkara asked the darkness, and he began to get nervous as no reply came from the darkness, not even SOI.
He began to walk across the room, attempting to find the light switch.
"Who turned out the lights? Who's there?"
Linkara's voice started to get unusually shaky as a bead of sweat broke out on his forehead.
He finally found the light switch and took a deep breath before turning on the light.
When he did switch the light on, a very unusual sight presented itself to him.
"SNOOOOWWFLAAAMMME!", Snowflame was suddenly screaming in Linkara's face, his eyes ablaze with the usual mix of uncertainty and insanity.
"Aaargh! Oh, it's you. What are you doing in here?"
Linkara had begun to scream, but then realised that it was only Snowflame.
He set the knife down on the kitchen table, which seemed to relieve Snowflame, for some reason.
"Oh. Nothing, apart from…"Snowflame paused and smirked at Linkara in an oddly creepy fashion, the corner of his mouth turning up.
"Apart from what?" Linkara grew wary, again, and backed off, but this only resulted in making him back up against the wall.
"Apart from…THIS!"
Snowflame grabbed a chair, and knocked Linkara out.
Linkara fell to the ground, unconscious, blood trickling from a gash on the left side of his face and onto the kitchen floor as Snowflame stood above him, laughing quietly.