This fic is based on Eliwood and Marcus' A support. Well anyway this is my first humour fic so don't expect it to be that funny.

Warning: Possibly OOC, some EliwoodxHector and gags EliwoodxMarcus.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem. So don't ask to buy it of me. You have to live with writing a disclaimer and so do I.

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Shortly after his father died Lord Eliwood became the Marques of Pherae. However, he did not have a wife because the tactician had decided to get him an A support with Marcus instead of a girl and therefore Marcus decided to do a little matchmaking for his Lord.

"Mi'lord Eliwood! I have found you a perfect wife!"

"Marcus… I'm not sure that the girls you keep bringing me are…" Eliwood was lost for words. He did not want to offend his old friend but Marcus had to stop trying to find him a wife. "The last girl you found for me was… a man…"

"Lord Eliwood I think that Lucius would have made a fine wife for you…" Marcus noticed the look Eliwood was giving him. "This one will be a lot better." Marcus stepped to the side and there stood…

"Gwenavire?"

(A/N: I have no idea how to spell that.)

"Isn't she a bit… young? Wouldn't it be better if I had someone older?"

"Well yes but… have you seen your mother?"

"Marcus!" Eliwood scowled at the older man.

"So I'm guessing that's a no then."

"Of coarse it's a no!" So the disappointed paladin escorted the little girl out of Eliwoods room.

The young Marques sighed. "That Marcus, he'll stop at nothing to get me a wife."

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The sun rose over Pherae and Eliwood awoke to a knock at his bedroom door.

"Come in." He called.

"Lord Eliwood! I have found her! She is perfect!" Next to Marcus was an old lady that Eliwood could remember from his past travels.

"Marcus… That's Hannah."

"Yes Mi'lord, you said you wanted someone older."

"Not this much older!"

"Fine, fine… I'm sorry if I wasted your time Hannah." With this the fortuneteller exited. "So Lord Eliwood, what age group would you allow?"

"Well I suppose from Florina's age to about yours."

"Ah good choice Mi'lord." He bowed and exited.

"He sounds like a waiter…"

Very few minutes passed before Eliwood received another knock at his door.

"Come in." He called once again.

This time only a girl came in. She had wavy purple hair and was wearing a long orange dress. A book covered her mouth.

"Um who are you may I ask?"

"Oh, how rude of me," She replied in a squeaky and obviously face voice, "My name is Marculina."

"Marculina? That's a rather… odd… name. Come here, let me see your face."

"Oh no my Lord you must not!" She backed away a little.

"What? Why not?" By now he was very concerned and slightly suspicious. But, because he's Eliwood, didn't yet realise who it really was.

"Uh…" The girl started to worry. "I… you… you mustn't abuse your beautiful eyes with a poor sight like me."

"Please let me see the rest of your face, from what I can see you are a very beautiful young woman." He tried to persuade her.

"No! No! No! If I were to show you you would be so shocked! I could not bear it!"

"Listen you!" Eliwood was getting annoyed. "I almost married with a dragon! You hear me? Her name was Ninian! Nothing! I repeat nothing! You show me could shock me!"

"Please don't get so angry." She cowered away from him.

Eliwood got up and pulled Marculina onto his bed with him her book fell out of her hand but she burrowed her face into Eliwood's chest.

"You have got to be the best girl I've looked at in a long time, now please show me your face." Eliwood gently lifted the girl's chin but it felt odd, it felt… hairy… "Your… your not really a girl are you?"

"No Mi'lord." She answered in a masculine voice. Eliwood pulled at Marculina's hair and it fell from her head leaving short hair of the same colour.

"Marcus?"

"Yes Mi'lord?"

"Please get off me." Marcus gingerly stood up and started to leave the room. "Oh and Marcus…"

"Yes?"

"Lets not tell anyone about this."

"Of course Lord Eliwood."

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"L-Lord Eliwood?" Marcus found Eliwood sparring in the palace gardens.

"Yes Marcus?"

"I must apologize for this morning, and so I will make it up to you. I have found you the perfect wife! Presenting… Lady Eleanora!"

"Okaaaay. First of all: That's my mother. And secondly: How did you even get her to go along with this?" Eliwood almost screamed.

"Well I didn't tell her until just then when I told you…"

Eliwood was not amused, nor was his mother.

"Ah, but she does look the right age for you." He continued seemingly rather pleased with himself.

"Perhaps it would be better if I found my own wife maybe?"

"Lord Eliwood surely you jest?"

"No Marcus, it would be best for me." Marcus looked at Eliwood in a way to show that he was crushed. "Of course you're choices were very good… I almost fell for Lucius, but…"

"No Lord Eliwood, you are right. I will give up. Come Mi'lady." He led Eleanora away from Eliwood as he got back his training.

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Marcus lay on his bed and stared up to the ceiling. "Lord Eliwood told me to give up, but I cannot!" He closed his eyes and thought. "He has rejected every girl I've brought to him… perhaps, perhaps he prefers boys? Yes! That must be it! There can be no other reason for him to reject the lovely ladies I brought him." Marcus remembered everyone he had chosen: Lucius, Eleanora, Hannah, Gwenavire, Marculina, Vaida and that rather attractive morph he stole from Nergal before they killed him…

"Then I will go get him Hector!" He exclaimed almost out of nowhere. "I hope he goes along with all of this, after all, it was even a shock for I, Lord Eliwood's faithful servent, to fing out that he likes boys."

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"Lord Hector. It's good to see you are well." The paladin tried to stall.

"Marcus! You said you had important news to tell me so please spit it out!"

"Of course. It's Lord Eliwood. He is a homosexual. And I think he would quite like for you to be his partner…"

Eliwood? Gay? All these thoughts buzzing round in Hector's head. And he wants me to be his partner? I never knew he felt the same way I did…

"But I told Lord Eliwood that I would find him a wife… so that means that you will have to be the girl in the relationship."

"No, no Marcus. That's fine. Now let us go see him."

Hector and Marcus set off back to Pherae to tell Eliwood about his new 'wife'.

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"Now Lord Hector I must warn you, Lord Eliwood may be a little surprised to see you."

"But you know he definitely likes me, right?" Hector asked suspiciously.

"Yes, yes, or couse." Marcus signalled Hector in to Eliwoods bedroom.

"Right! I'm going in." Hector entered the room closing the door behind him.

He smiled as he wandered down the castle corrie doors. "Marcus you're a genius aren't you?" He proudly asked himself. Only to be answered by an aggravated scream coming from Eliwood's bedroom.

"MARCUS!"

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Wow! Another short fic gets hit in the head with a fish for not making long fics That's it! Who threw the fish? It was you points at reader yeah you! Well do you see anyone else here? Grr… you better review, or I'll never forgive you! Only kidding, you don't have to if you don't want.