AMANTO HIGH SCHOOL

A/N: Hello! Well it's been a long time since I've posted a story since my last fic, Even a Girl Hurts Where it Hurts. This time i'm going to go with a High school feel! WHOO! And then i'm also gonna start on another anime fic as well AND I REALLY DID TRY MY BEST NOT TO ADD IN ANY OF MY LAME JOKES AS WELL TT^TT XD Hahaha, well... so as usual, if i don't stop now i'd be talking too much XD So i'm gonna just head on with the plot alright?

Plot: Kagura is in High School at Amanto High School, A school mainly for Amantos but, shes in the only human class there! Z-Gumi*! She sits next to Okita Sougo, the school's Sadist Prince. They're at each other's throats at first but after a little kidnapping and soul-switching... what will happen?

Pairing: OkiXKagu

Theme: High School

DISCLAIMER: As usuaal~~~~ I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING AT ALL / ALL RIGHT AND CLAIMS GO TO HIDEAKI SORACHI SENSEI!~~~

Amanto High school, a school where the said species goes, consisting of only one class known as the only class with humans due to the ever growing population, Amanto High School had no choice but to accept humans into their school though, really, 90% of the teachers in the school were humans. Z gumi*, the class with humans, but due to special circumstances, Yatou Kagura was in the same class as well, despite being the strongest species of Amanto out there.

Now how did things become like this where the world is taken over by Amantos? Nobody knows but it just happened. In fact, it had been this way the whole time. Well, with the special circumstance of the Yato species, Kagura, Our story begins here.

"YOU SADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!" she shouted, or rather screamed at him for taking her precious hamburger she had been looking forward to eating this whole time during lunch break, she even saved it for last! But that asshole had to be an ass and take it away from her.

Exactly what is his problem? She wondered. Ever since he transferred into this 1-Z class he had been getting on her nerves the whole day. But it all began when it was a week before she came to Amanto High school. Kagura's father was all around town getting into trouble, he was a well known yakuza that's why, the only flaw that he had would probably be that he has a daughter complex.

Ever since Kagura's mother died, the only one who had been reminding Umibouzu of his wife would most likely be Kagura, that's where his daughter-con developed. But that's not where it began, Kagura was going to High school and she wanted it to be normal. Of course her father wouldn't allow it and tried sending her to her older brother's school. A school filled with the most vicious delinquents out there, her brother was one though, she didn't mind. She hated him after all. So she protested and in the end, she ended up going to a school she would kill herself just so that she wouldn't have to live to see the light anymore, Amanto High school.

She wanted a normal school, with humans and not her stupid species of aliens. She had no choice though this school was better than seeing her stupid brother's face every day. Signing up for the school was easy, she had the upper hand, she was an amanto after all, but when she realized there was a human class in this school she forced the principal to give her a spot in that class, forcing that old lady principal didn't really help so she decided to threaten her, it didn't help either, but she was lucky either ways and managed to get a place in that class on one condition, no one must find out about her circumstance, there wasn't really any reason why but Kagura would get kicked out of the human class and thrown into the worse Amanto didn't want that and so she agreed to the conditions and here she is now hiding the fact that she was an Amanto in a human class, nobody will be able to find her out that easily anyway, she looked human enough. Her homeroom teacher knows about her circumstances and was supposed to help but it seems that he was just making life harder for her. The other person that was stressing her out recently was Okita Sougo. He apparently skipped 3 days of school since the opening ceremony and had been let off as though it was nothing.

Now, he was sitting next to her and joins her for lunch break, follows her everywhere but really, no one has ever pissed her off this much though.

"Like I said, don't take my food you sadist." The vermillion headed girl said.

"Ohhh? Is that a glutton I hear? China?" he replied her sarcastically.

"Well aren't you more of a glutton stealing food and all?"

"I'm just helping you lose weight, look at this lump of fat at your belly" he pinched her stomach and smirked.

"Heh, lump of fat? Are you sure you aren't mixing it up with the shield for my 6-pac?" She raised a brow and glared at him. Sougo didn't take any losses and glared back at her and then they ran to each other and started trying to land a punch on each other. People in the class stared at them after getting used to them for a month now. They made ruckus everyday and when they did that's where megane-kun steps in to 'save' the day.

"OI! OKITA-SAN, KAGURA-CHAN! THIS IS A CLASSROOM COULD YOU PLEASE STOP IT?" it was Shinpachi, the class's representative, with his glasses that adds that extra 'ordinary look' to him and his nick-name, Megane-kun. Kagura and Sougo turned and looked dully at him.

"W-what?" he asked as his face slowly darkened, 2 things could happen to him right now, either he dies or gets beaten up. Those 2 things may seem like there isn't really much difference but it was a whole lot of difference for Megane-kun. Kagura and Sougo slowly approached him like zombies who had just woken up

"Patsuan…." Shinpachi cowered in fear in a corner repeating "namu… namu…" all the way and getting his heart prepared for the worst. Thank god though, Ginpachi-sensei entered the class.

"Ohhhhhh kaaaaay, everyone back to your seats or I'll sexually harass you! Patsuan! What are you doing there? Do you want me to stick my **** in your mouth?" Ginpachi-sensei asked dully, dead-fish eyes and not feeling anything; Shinpachi felt a shiver up his spine and quickly scurried back to his seat.

Well, those two sadists were fast to get away and got back to their seats as soon as Ginpachi came in.

"Okaaay~ so for the first lesson today we have disecting~" Ginpachi announced with his lollipop cigarette in his mouth.

"Sensei, dissecting isn't a subject!" a green haired student raised up his hand and exclaimed.

"Shut up Hijikata-kun! Who is the teacher here?" Ginpachi pointed a finger and him and turned to the blackboard to write down the steps.

"Yoooosh! As you can see on the blackboard, you pull out only one strand of your hair and tie it with your partner's hair with a string." Ginpachi announced and then added, "The person you are sitting next to now is your partner and I don't care if the both of you are boys or siblings."

Apparently 1-Z was mostly filled with boys and most of them had male partners, well the girls were lucky and managed to get a guy partner, Shimura siblings together, Sarutobi with Hijikata, Tsukiyo with Katsura, the other 3 girls with somebody and of course the class's NO.1 rivalry, Kagura with Sougo.

"Okay, so the guy in the group come up and get your string." A student raised up his hand, "Sensei! This isn't dissecting!" Ginpachi stared at him and retorted

"Gorri-kun! This is dissecting! Taking a piece of something from your body this just means that this is dissecting!" Gor-Kondo didn't back down

"Sensei! This isn't dissecting!" Ginpachi pointed a finger at him and said after a couple of seconds, "Gorri-kun, wear your pants." Everyone turned and looked at him, disgusted, Kondo's pants were down and some indescribable substance was on it. Kondo stared at the blackboard, in silence and tears slowly made their way down his eyes. He turned and looked at Otae who gave him her look of disgust at full drive. Kondo stood up, made his way to the door dragging his pants and left the class, butt-naked, 'Otae-san doesn't like me anymore…' he thought as he left the class. He was wrong about that though, she never liked him.

"Alright everyone! With that gorilla gone I guess we can continue out experiment!" Ginpachi announced to the class, "well this is going to take real long so I'm going to cut it short okay?" he explained to everyone about what they were going to do with the two strands of hair, they were going to give it to Gengai-san, the old guy round the block.

"This is for your health education you brats! This is going to be useful for the future so I'm hoping all of you get married alright? Now this is sensei's wish for everyone so don't forget it okay?" Ginpachi explained further that they were going to make a mechanical baby with the two strands of hair, only it will 'die' after a month. The baby was to be taken care by the owners of the two strands and the number of strands you give will be how long the baby lasts but they're just going with one this time. Kagura stood up raising her hand

"Sensei! Does that mean I have to partner this insolent brat?" she pointed down to the brown-haired boy sitting next to her, he looked up and smirked, "Sensei! Kagura-chan is bullying me!~" Sougo exclaimed in a playful manner only managing to cause fire to spark in Kagura, "WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU BRAAT?!" she tried giving him an uppercut but he dodged majestically capturing her fist and pulling her close to him.

"Isn't that nice? We're going to have a baby just us two brats!" he smirked as she struggled under his grip. Well, the vermillion headed girl wasn't going to back down with this, she elbowed his stomach, stepped on his foot and he released her from his grip.

"..Oof… That hurt China…"

"I don't care about you asshole" She said and stuck out her tongue.

Just then, they heard clapping from the teacher in front, "Well isn't that great?! You two are perfect for each other!" Ginpachi was laughing and clapping while others in the class were following Ginpachi's movement. Kagura and Sougo shot up and shouted, " WHAT DID YOU SAAY?!" and they came charging forward at everybody.

That day in 1-Z, for some reason, several people were injured…

~~~~~~~ At Old Gengai-san ~~~~~~~~

"Yo~ Ossan*! I've brought you those hairs~" Ginpachi was in the middle of his break time and he just decided to drop by the shop and drop those hairs to the old man. 'Damn those kids better be greatful! My precious break time with Ketsuno Ana*!' he thought, thinking about his crush.

"Ohh~ Kinpachi! You've brought them eh?" Gengai took those strands of hair from Ginpachi and set them all on a table in front of him with a bunch of materials.

"Ossan~ It's Ginpachi. Don't make my name sound like a p**is please… So what are you going to do with my class's hairs?" Ginpachi questioned.

"Make sure no mix up is done of course, what are you doing here then? Isn't your class going to start soon? Fool…" Gengai replied at his work table, looking awfully occupied to be entertaining Ginpachi at the moment leaving him with no choice but to say his goodbye and head back to school.

~~~~~~~~~~~~After School~~~~~~~~~~~

Ginpachi finally finished for the day, after his break 6 hours ago, it was now 6:00pm, yeah, time to go home. Just then, he got a call and reached for his phone in his suitcase.

"Ah?! Ginpachi here." He dully said with a little annoyance as he was about to wave for a cab.

"Ahh~ Kinpachi? Get your ass here right now!" It was Gengai and he was sounding rather frustrated which he usually isn't.

"It's Ginpachi! And exactly why should I give you my precious go-home time? I've already given you my precious break time, isn't that enough for an old geezer like you?" Ginpachi was getting more annoyed and was practically fuming right out the school gates.

"There's no time for jokes now you fool! Come over here quick!" and Gengai cut him off leaving Ginpachi stunned. He ruffled his hair and ran the opposite way from home.

~~~~~~~~~~~At Gengai-san again~~~~~~~~~~

"AHHH!THERE YOU ARE!" Gengai pulled Ginpachi by the ear and brought him to a machine, there, it was a baby, it looked so real but only it was mechanical.

"Ahh~ you made them! Isn't that nice? Now please excuse me" Ginpachi said, rubbing his ear, turning to leave only Gengai caught him again.

"That's not the point Kin, the baby might look normal but it's 'parents' aren't" Gengai turned and faced him seriously.

"Like I said, It's Ginpa- Wait… What do you mean the 'parents' aren't?" Gintoki asked slowly trying to get it.

"Kin… Did you mix an Amanto's strand with a human?" Gengai asked, Ginpachi recalled Kagura and Sougo. She looked so human that he forgot all about it. He was doomed.

"I-if I d-d-did that..?" Ginpachi asked, shuddering a little.

"Kin… Their souls will switch… and there is one pair of that in your class…"

"But I thought you checked them before you made them!" Ginpachi panicked, well, this was it for him he thought, those two are going to get them.

"DO YOU THINK AN OLD GEEZER LIKE ME WILL BE A-OKAY ALL THE TIME?!" Gengai hit Ginpachi on the head and went back to assembling the babies.

"Then what do we do now..? Their souls will be switched right?" Ginpachi asked while staring at the baby that looked like Sougo and Kagura.

"Apologize to them and tell them it will wear off after a month, we can't help it after all…" Gengai sighed and the two thought in their minds, 'I wonder how they're going to take this…'

A/N: All right! so how was it? Please review, favorite and follow! I'm looking forward to them! (cause i need to know if i should continue it... _ *draws circles at a corner*) THANK YOU FOR READING! ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!

What they mean: Gumi means class (e.g san gumi- class 3)

Ossan- Old man (by the way, ba ba means old woman)

~Shinobu An~