Harry potter, ffx2 style!
I don't own ffx2 blah blah blah.... Now read this fic!!
Uncle Shuyin and Auntie Lenne Dursley awoke on a usual day their bratling of a child Leblanc had just learnt her first word "yes luuurve" but didn't want to eat her breakfast. (She was on a diet.) Shuyin went to work but on the way saw some freaks wearing cloaks. Shuyin ignored them because he didn't give a shit what people wore seeing as he was wearing woman's underwear and make-up. Well any way he got to work and yelled at a few people killed a few workers, I mean err... sacked a few workers........ So he was in a very good mood and when he went out to get his usual truckload of doughnuts he saw more people in cloaks whispering excitedly about something. Shuyin "over heard" this much; "yeah, sins gone! Cause that Potter kid, Yuna!" one exclaimed. "Is it true that Braska and Nahdala Potter are dead?" another asked "Yep!" came the reply "Then what are we waiting for?! Time to Party!!!!!!!!!" they all walked to the nearest pub they could get to.
Shuyin thought that he had heard that name before "Yuna Potter" wait a minute wasn't Lennes sister married to a "potter" didn't they name the child Yuna? This was too much thinking for him so he gorged himself with the doughnuts. Nothing else of any importance happened that day until he came home and watched the news. The reporter started saying how there were moogles all over the country flying in the daytime instead of at night. Tragedy!! And how it was raining stars in Kent. So less exciting than usual. Shuyin, Lenne and Leblanc then went to sleep.
Just outside on the wall of their house a cat was sitting there as if it was waiting for something. Later that night a man with long hair and beard he looked at the cat and muttered "I should have known." He then took out his gun and shot all the lampposts out so that it was completely dark where he and the cat were. The cat turned into a woman called professor McGonagall and cried "I'm blind!! I'm blind!!! Help me!!!!!" The man with the beard, professor Dumbledore, simply replied " hello Minerva. Would you like a fag?" "a what?!"
"It's a muggle addiction that I am quite fond of."
"What are you doing here?"
"Waiting for Hagrid to bring me Yuna Potter."
"Why?"
"Because her parents are dead and she has no where to go."
"Oh, where are you taking her?"
"To this house here" he points to Shuyin and Lennes house.
"What! I have been sitting on that fucking wall all day! They are so! Weird! You cant let her live there!"
" hey are her closest family im afraid"
"Ok. Hagrid's taking ages getting her."
Hagrid then turns up on a flying lorry with Yuna in his arms. McGonagall points to the scar in the shape of a lightening bolt.
"Is that where it-who-must-not-be-named tried to kill her?"
"Yep, sin killed Braska and Nahdala in the same way."
Everyone shudders when he said "sin".
Dumbledore then took Yuna from Hagrid and placed her on the doorstep of the Dursleys' house and placed a letter on the pile of blankets.
"there wont be a witch or wizard who wont know her name!" exclaimed McGonagall "I know, she wont need the publicity, Goodbye Yuna Potter" he said softly.
They all dissappeared into thin air apart from Yuna whos tiny hand closed around the letter that Dumbledore had placed on her cradle, she didn't know that in a few minutes she would be awoken by the screaming of Aunt Lenne as she collected the milk bottles. But every witch and wizard in the country were raising there glasses to Yuna Potter the girl who lived. That's it so far what do you think? Please r&r! Will update if reviews are good!
I don't own ffx2 blah blah blah.... Now read this fic!!
Uncle Shuyin and Auntie Lenne Dursley awoke on a usual day their bratling of a child Leblanc had just learnt her first word "yes luuurve" but didn't want to eat her breakfast. (She was on a diet.) Shuyin went to work but on the way saw some freaks wearing cloaks. Shuyin ignored them because he didn't give a shit what people wore seeing as he was wearing woman's underwear and make-up. Well any way he got to work and yelled at a few people killed a few workers, I mean err... sacked a few workers........ So he was in a very good mood and when he went out to get his usual truckload of doughnuts he saw more people in cloaks whispering excitedly about something. Shuyin "over heard" this much; "yeah, sins gone! Cause that Potter kid, Yuna!" one exclaimed. "Is it true that Braska and Nahdala Potter are dead?" another asked "Yep!" came the reply "Then what are we waiting for?! Time to Party!!!!!!!!!" they all walked to the nearest pub they could get to.
Shuyin thought that he had heard that name before "Yuna Potter" wait a minute wasn't Lennes sister married to a "potter" didn't they name the child Yuna? This was too much thinking for him so he gorged himself with the doughnuts. Nothing else of any importance happened that day until he came home and watched the news. The reporter started saying how there were moogles all over the country flying in the daytime instead of at night. Tragedy!! And how it was raining stars in Kent. So less exciting than usual. Shuyin, Lenne and Leblanc then went to sleep.
Just outside on the wall of their house a cat was sitting there as if it was waiting for something. Later that night a man with long hair and beard he looked at the cat and muttered "I should have known." He then took out his gun and shot all the lampposts out so that it was completely dark where he and the cat were. The cat turned into a woman called professor McGonagall and cried "I'm blind!! I'm blind!!! Help me!!!!!" The man with the beard, professor Dumbledore, simply replied " hello Minerva. Would you like a fag?" "a what?!"
"It's a muggle addiction that I am quite fond of."
"What are you doing here?"
"Waiting for Hagrid to bring me Yuna Potter."
"Why?"
"Because her parents are dead and she has no where to go."
"Oh, where are you taking her?"
"To this house here" he points to Shuyin and Lennes house.
"What! I have been sitting on that fucking wall all day! They are so! Weird! You cant let her live there!"
" hey are her closest family im afraid"
"Ok. Hagrid's taking ages getting her."
Hagrid then turns up on a flying lorry with Yuna in his arms. McGonagall points to the scar in the shape of a lightening bolt.
"Is that where it-who-must-not-be-named tried to kill her?"
"Yep, sin killed Braska and Nahdala in the same way."
Everyone shudders when he said "sin".
Dumbledore then took Yuna from Hagrid and placed her on the doorstep of the Dursleys' house and placed a letter on the pile of blankets.
"there wont be a witch or wizard who wont know her name!" exclaimed McGonagall "I know, she wont need the publicity, Goodbye Yuna Potter" he said softly.
They all dissappeared into thin air apart from Yuna whos tiny hand closed around the letter that Dumbledore had placed on her cradle, she didn't know that in a few minutes she would be awoken by the screaming of Aunt Lenne as she collected the milk bottles. But every witch and wizard in the country were raising there glasses to Yuna Potter the girl who lived. That's it so far what do you think? Please r&r! Will update if reviews are good!