[Verse One - Duo]
Relena! Relena!
All the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to L4 girls, yeah!
[Chorus- Repeat 2x]
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
[Verse Two - Heero]
Relena!
See she's the reason for the word "bitch"
I hope she's speeding on the way to the conference
Trying to hurry up to get to some president or prince or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a asteroid! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to L4 girls, yeah!
[Chorus]
[Verse Three - Heero]
Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a conference she was hardly acting naughty I said "Would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?" I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pursing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of shuttle receipts
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-shuttle for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with no politics
And OZ just to hold grudges on a battlefield
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!
Better come back down to L4 girl, quit chasin' gundams
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way
[Repeat 2x]
Crazy bitch Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Pink wearin bitch, screechy dumbass bitch
A Relena is a bitch, just a bitch
Relena! Relena!
All the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to L4 girls, yeah!
[Chorus- Repeat 2x]
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
[Verse Two - Heero]
Relena!
See she's the reason for the word "bitch"
I hope she's speeding on the way to the conference
Trying to hurry up to get to some president or prince or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a asteroid! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to L4 girls, yeah!
[Chorus]
[Verse Three - Heero]
Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a conference she was hardly acting naughty I said "Would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?" I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pursing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of shuttle receipts
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-shuttle for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with no politics
And OZ just to hold grudges on a battlefield
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!
Better come back down to L4 girl, quit chasin' gundams
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way
[Repeat 2x]
Crazy bitch Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Pink wearin bitch, screechy dumbass bitch
A Relena is a bitch, just a bitch