Narutos Halloween-just what it sounds like

"You know, not that this matters much naruto," said Sasuke, as they were walking to met Shikamaru, Hinata, and Lee, "but what are you exactly?"

"Duh! Im a dinosaur! Believe it!"

"Are you sure?"

"Hey! At least im no-"

"Naruto, Sasuke! Hey!" The two boys looked up to see Rock Lee and Hyuuga Hinata walking towards them. "Happy Halloween!"

"Hey Lee, Hinata. You guys look great!"said Naruto grinning. Sasuke looked at Hinata skeptically. "Hinata are you...ramen?"

"Um well..." Naruto's ears pricked up and he looked at Hinata. Hinata blushed furiously and her vision went black.

"What a surprise she fainted."

"Oh no! Ramen fainted! Oh I mean oh no! Hinata fainted! What do we do?

"Ok! Get me hot water and a lot of towels! There are no hospitals near by so we'll have to deliver this thing ourselves!"

"Lee shes not having a baby," said Sasuke. Lee looked at Sasuke, noticing for the first time what he was wearing. In the light of the moon he could just make out a hat, boots, and a whip. As far as he could tell, Sasuke was eiher Indiana Jones or a sex slave. "Sasuke, that is a very nice sex slave costume you have there."

"Lee?"

"Yeah?"

Sasuke's eye twitched. "I'm a bumble bee."

"Ah"

"Yeah"

All of a sudden Naruto loked up from the unconcious girl in the ramen suit.

"Hey look! It's a sea-cucumber turtle thing!"

"Hey guys."

"OMG! IT TALKED!"

"Naruto," said Sasuke

"yes?"

"nevermind"

Lee looked form Hinata as well, only to find Gaara of the sand standing over him. "Hey Gaara, nice costume"

"Thanks. Is she...?"

"Yes shes ramen"

"Silly Lee," said Naruto, " sea cucumbers dont have names!"

Gaara looked at the blond boy and then back at Lee. "is he?"

"Yes, he's a dinosaur."

"Ah"

"And Gaara are you...?"

"Yes im a sunflower."

Naruto had already gone back to Hinata, but now he looked back up at the three boys. "Hey guys, where's Shikamaru?" He heard a small moan and looked down.

"Hinata! You're awake!"

"Yeah. We came to tell you that Shikamaru couldn't come"

"Oh, I see. Well thats ok. Since you're not dead, how 'bout I help you up then." Naruto stood up and offered his hand to Hinata. "Hinata why arnt you getting up?"

"Naruto?"

"yes?"

"You're stepping on my noodle"