If you think I own Twilight or any of its characters you're an idiot lol
Thanks for the reviews on the Twilight ones too, even if there were only 3.
FYI this gives away the entire plot line. Lol

New Moon in haikus.

Into the forest
Edward's mouth is full of lies
Yet she believes it

He is really shocked
And when he turns to leave her
He breaks both their hearts

Her eyes filled with tears
She falls to the cold wet ground
How could this happen?

She swallows the pain
She lives like nothing happened
Her heart now a hole

She finds her "Paris"
He can at least make her smile
But she still feels hurt

Can't life be normal?
Her Paris is a monster
And more trouble still

Her life in danger
A widow seeking revenge
She must be careful

Mixed news to come still
A future seeing pixie
Thinking she was dead

Off to Italy
Off to save her one true love
But can she make it?

Into the city
Finding time is on her side
She saves him at last

He can't believe it!
He thought she was gone forever
But trouble is still

Faking commitments
To the faces of the old
And waiting to leave

It's hell or heaven
But she can't decide
Resting in his arms

Yay its home at last
And she will be in trouble
But she doesn't care

Will she be accepted?
She asks the family, and
Almost all say yes

His one condition:
"Marry me first" he tells her
She can't be afraid…

The story's not done
Yes, even more problems still
But you can't worry…