Co-Authored by: DragonWolfStar & Kag's A Slut (Who doesn't have an account yet, but will really soon.)

A/N: This was something we came up with really, really fast when we all wanted to laugh at some slut. (Guess who.) –cough-Kagome-cough-


I Hate You

I hate you so bad,

I cannot describe,

You make so mad,

I burn on the inside.

I want to rip out your face,

Tear my claws through your heart,

I want to hit you with a mace,

I want to split you apart.

My Tetsusaiga shall cut,

Through your very soul,

You're such an ugly slut,

I bury you in a hole.

And when you shall die,

I shall spit on your grave,

Not once will I cry,

You bitchy little knave.

You'll never see Heaven,

You are Satan's spawn,

I'll only think of you,

While I'm mowing my lawn.

As Inuyasha looked at his masterpiece, he smiled malevolently. Looking at Kagome's rather small tombstone, he began to carve, engraving his poem for the world to see.

When he was finished, he looked at the rest of the group. Miroku was the only one who looked the tiniest bit unhappy.

But, then again…

….that could be because she had been carrying his child.


A/N: I hope all you Kagome-haters out there enjoyed the mental images. I know we did! Anyway, feel free to drop us a review. Happy New Year everybody! Ciao!