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Chapter 1:

Dear Crushed,

Move on with your damn life! That stupid boy was just moron taking up air in this world. He was the FOOL for leaving you! Move on! Hang out with new people if your old friends remind you of him! Don't let this stupid break up ruin your whole teenage life!

Your Friend, Honey-chan.

Sasuke's lips curled into a small smirk as he read the newspaper column entitled 'Ask Honey-chan'. He could care less about the questions and problems other people had but the way that 'Honey-chan' responded to said problems caught his attention. Perhaps that was the sole reason that he wasted his time enough to grab one of the weekly newspapers that were filled with information he really didn't care about.

"Sasuke! Is that article really that interesting?" Ino pouted at him from next to him, hanging onto his arm. "Can't you pay more attention to me?"

Sasuke grimaced as he closed the newspaper and sat up. He grabbed his bag without a word and left the table. As he walked off he could here Sakura walk up to the blonde and yell, "Great job, Ino-pig! You chased him off!"

Tuning out the rest of the fight, he approached his friend who was listening to his Ipod while balancing himself on the rail that overlooked the bottom portion of the cafeteria. He leaned forward on the rail without a word and observed the bumbling mass of students below.

"What's up?" Deidara asked as he slipped a headphone bud out of his ear.

"Nothing much," Sasuke shrugged.

"How was the column today?" Deidara smirked as he eyed the newspaper that was nested under his arm.

"Shut it," Sasuke snapped giving a glare at the blonde.

"Ah, is that how you talk to a friend who does so much for you?" Deidara pouted playfully.

"First, you don't do anything for me, second, stop pouting like, it makes you look like Ino," Sasuke replied.

"I wouldn't say I don't do anything," Deidara shrugged, "I did get you the email address to Honey-chan." The blonde boy waved a paper in the air.

Sasuke snatched and glanced down at it, "I could have gotten it myself you know, it's not that hard since it's open to the general public."

"But you didn't and plus wouldn't it ruin your image?" Deidara grinned as he leapt down from his spot onto solid ground. "So what are you going to say in your email?"

"I never said I would email her," Sasuke replied as he pocketed the paper and they set off for their first class.

"But you will anyways," Deidara sighed. "Wait, how do you know that it's a girl?"

"Trust me, I know these kinds of things," Sasuke smirked.

"I am so pissed right now," Tenten groaned as she slumped down in her seat.

"Okay, I'm going to ask why," Karin said as she busily scribbled down something in her notebook.

"You didn't do your homework," Tenten accused.

"Didn't have time, stupid Suigetsu made me stay through the whole meet," Karin replied not looking up from her homework. "So what's your problem?"

"I got NO sleep last night!" Tenten moaned. "Temari made me stay through the whole tennis match and didn't even let me do my homework. She made me cheer for the rest of the losers on our team."

"See I told you not to join the team with her as captain," Karin commented as she flipped through her book.

"Shut up," Tenten glared. "Anyways let's change the subject."

"Okay," Karin mumbled, pondering a question in her textbook. "How's the column?"

"Fine," Tenten smiled happily. "I'm getting a lot of good questions and I'm having so much fun helping people with their problems."

"You're too nice," Nanami rolled her eyes as she climbed into her seat behind Tenten.

"Good morning, Sunshine," Tenten joked.

"Good morning, Mother," Nanami smirked.

"Again, inside jokes, not funny," Karin commented.

"Maybe if you listened more instead of doing your homework two minutes before class started you would know that that wasn't an inside joke," Nanami retorted.

Karin finally took the time to look up and glare at the pinkhead.

"Now everyone open a new Word Document," Iruka, the resident computer teacher, ordered.

"Uh! Sensei, my computer froze!" Naruto blurted out as he raised his hand.

"Let me take a look," Iruka sighed.

While the teacher was distracted with the blonde boy, Tenten took the time to check her email. "Hmm, that's interesting I have a new email for Honey-chan," she said in a low voice to Karin and Temari who were seated on either side of her.

"Ooh, what does it say?" Nanami suddenly said from behind her. She enjoyed the questions the most since she apparently took joy out of other people's pain.

"It's not a question," Tenten looked quizzically at the screen.

"That sucks," Nanami pouted.

"Ms. Bella, please take your seat," Iruka caught Nanami off guard as she straightened up, startled.

"Yes, sir!" Nanami smiled nervously before running to her seat.

"Thank you," Iruka sighed before continuing with the lesson.

Tenten zoned out of the lesson as she read the short email.

Yo,

I'm not here asking a question or anything like that. I just wanted to say that I have read some of your responses and I am intrigued.

"Dude, you've got a reply," Deidara whispered as he looked at Sasuke's screen.

"I think I can see it, but thanks for telling me," Sasuke replied sarcastically.

"No problem," Deidara flashed a thumbs up.

"Boys, please stop talking and pay attention!" Iruka ordered before once again continuing with his lecture. Sasuke tuned out said lecture to read the reply.

Hi,

Thank you for the complement, I think. But I have to wander your purpose for writing that email. If you don't mind telling me, who are you?

Honey-chan.

"This is going to be fun," Sasuke murmured quietly, a smirk playing on his lips.

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