TDI Pesterchum

AN: Recently, I have gotten into this awesome webcomic called Homestuck. Since there aren't any crossovers between Homestuck and Total Drama Island, I decided to write the first crossover fanfic between the two fandoms. To have respect for the Homestuck fandom, I will be using the characters' typing quirks because the Total Drama Island characters are communicating through Pesterchum. Read and Review~

Chapter 1: Alejandro and Heather

masterofBulls has started pestering queenofMean

MB: wwell heath i know you have a thin for me

QM: Never in your life Al.

QM: Back off.

MB: i know you just wwant to be matesprits wwith me of all campers

QM: Yeah right. Go back to hitting on Courtney.

MB: that wwas just to make dunc jealous

MB: court is not my lovve interest

MB: i am vvery desperate heath

QM: Just please stop hitting on me Al.

MB: you know that callin me al pisses the fuckin shit out of me

QM: Do I honestly give a damn?

QM: I seriously had enough of your shitty lies.

QM: So please stop playing me.

QM: It makes you look like a total player.

QM: Oh wait, you are one.

MB: howw the bloody fuck am i a player heath

MB: i havve clearly never broken a girls heart in my life

QM: Stop lying to me.

MB: you havve made just as much lies if not more heath

QM: At least I admit that I can be dishonest at times.

QM: Unlike you Al.

QM: If you weren't such an asshole, maybe I would have said yes.

QM: But you are an asshole so I won't be matesprits with you in a million years.

MB: an wwhy the hell do you keep callin me al

MB: you knoww that pisses the shit outta me

MB: you knoww wwhat fuck this ill find another chick to become matesprits wwith

MB: an it wwont be you you heath

QM: Whatever you say Al.

MB: stop callin me al heath

QM: When pigs fly.

masterofBulls has ceased pestering queenofMean

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