Musings of the Humanoid Typhoon
A/N: Vash being serious. Timeline is during episode 9: Murder Machine.
Quote Of The Day: "Why can't I ever get a break? Death and Poverty like me so much they brought friends!" - Vash the Stampede, episode 8: And Between The Wasteland And The Sky.
I wonder... I wonder why any of this actually happened in the first place. I guess one thing just led to another, and another, and so on. I don't really know. I only know what is happening in the here and now.
Then there's Wolfwood. That priest guy. He acts like he knows me better than I do. I think he's wrong. I'm just... well, I'm me. I'm more serious than I act and I don't act serious at all. What the heck is up with that, do you ask? I'm not so sure myself. I guess I just act like that because.. well, I guess it's kinda a defense mechanism. It keeps my "real self" from getting hurt. Also, I guess it conceals what I really feel. I'd be screaming and crying inside but would I show it on the outside? No way.
I'm not sure. Maybe Wolfwood DOES know me better than I know myself. It wouldn't be all that hard.
It's really weird. Me and Wolfwood are practically best friends and we only met a couple of days ago. It's just weird. We're so alike, but then again we're really different, too. I guess it just depends on how you look at it. Wolfwood thinks I'm crazy for not killing my enemies, and I think he's crazy for not sparing them. Yup, we sure have our differences.
The insurance girls are just weird. I dunno about them. Meryl's always hitting me, and Millie acts like a moron. I mean, she's gotta be smarter than that, right? Ah, well. I was supposed to be writing about myself here, not them.
I guess maybe I am crazy. Wolfwood might be right there, not that I'm gonna tell HIM that. He's cool enough, but we still argue a little... okay, a lot. Either way, we're still friends. It doesn't really matter.
I really wonder what Rem would say if she could see me now? I think she'd think it was pretty funny, me hanging out with these... people. I wonder a lot if she would be proud of me. I don't know. I think she would be though. I mean, I may have a price on my head for any Boba Fett wanna-be to try and claim, but I don't kill, and I really try to be a good person, for what it's worth. Not much, these days.
I guess it's not worth crying over spilled milk, right? I'm Vash. I always will be. Vash the Stampede, the Humanoid Typhoon. Just me. Only me, and I don't have to be anyone else but me. People never really believe that I'M Vash the Stampede, 'cuz I'm nice and kind of a ditz. Kind of? Well, okay, I'm a total ditz. I guess people just don't believe that a person like me can have a price that high on their head. Ah, well.. Anyway, onward!
You ever hear that expression, "Fate works in mysterious ways" (well, it was something like that at any rate)? I believe it. Man, do I ever. Fate has paired me up with an insurance girl who likes to hit me and has a major attitude problem (let's just call her Mery.. I mean, Queen of the Attitude Problem..), another insurance girl who is even ditz-ier than I am (and that's a feat), and a priest who doesn't act anything like a priest (Wolfwood.. Need say more?). Oh, and let's not forget some of the guys Fate likes to have me fighting for my life against: BDN and Lagato, just to name a few. Fate hates me... someone tell me why Fate hates me? Please?
Okay, I'm done now.
Anyway, I'm just going to say one more thing: I'm just a guy. Maybe a bit like you yourself, whoever is reading this. I'm not a killer, murderer, or anything like that. I'm Vash, and I'm a normal person at heart, if not really. I am not like they make me sound, and I am not an idiot or a ditz. I'm just human. That's all I am.
That's all I will ever be.
Arigato tame ni no iu koto o kiku watashi (thank you for listening to me),
The Humanoid Typhoon
aka Vash the Stampede
A/N: Vash being serious. Timeline is during episode 9: Murder Machine.
Quote Of The Day: "Why can't I ever get a break? Death and Poverty like me so much they brought friends!" - Vash the Stampede, episode 8: And Between The Wasteland And The Sky.
I wonder... I wonder why any of this actually happened in the first place. I guess one thing just led to another, and another, and so on. I don't really know. I only know what is happening in the here and now.
Then there's Wolfwood. That priest guy. He acts like he knows me better than I do. I think he's wrong. I'm just... well, I'm me. I'm more serious than I act and I don't act serious at all. What the heck is up with that, do you ask? I'm not so sure myself. I guess I just act like that because.. well, I guess it's kinda a defense mechanism. It keeps my "real self" from getting hurt. Also, I guess it conceals what I really feel. I'd be screaming and crying inside but would I show it on the outside? No way.
I'm not sure. Maybe Wolfwood DOES know me better than I know myself. It wouldn't be all that hard.
It's really weird. Me and Wolfwood are practically best friends and we only met a couple of days ago. It's just weird. We're so alike, but then again we're really different, too. I guess it just depends on how you look at it. Wolfwood thinks I'm crazy for not killing my enemies, and I think he's crazy for not sparing them. Yup, we sure have our differences.
The insurance girls are just weird. I dunno about them. Meryl's always hitting me, and Millie acts like a moron. I mean, she's gotta be smarter than that, right? Ah, well. I was supposed to be writing about myself here, not them.
I guess maybe I am crazy. Wolfwood might be right there, not that I'm gonna tell HIM that. He's cool enough, but we still argue a little... okay, a lot. Either way, we're still friends. It doesn't really matter.
I really wonder what Rem would say if she could see me now? I think she'd think it was pretty funny, me hanging out with these... people. I wonder a lot if she would be proud of me. I don't know. I think she would be though. I mean, I may have a price on my head for any Boba Fett wanna-be to try and claim, but I don't kill, and I really try to be a good person, for what it's worth. Not much, these days.
I guess it's not worth crying over spilled milk, right? I'm Vash. I always will be. Vash the Stampede, the Humanoid Typhoon. Just me. Only me, and I don't have to be anyone else but me. People never really believe that I'M Vash the Stampede, 'cuz I'm nice and kind of a ditz. Kind of? Well, okay, I'm a total ditz. I guess people just don't believe that a person like me can have a price that high on their head. Ah, well.. Anyway, onward!
You ever hear that expression, "Fate works in mysterious ways" (well, it was something like that at any rate)? I believe it. Man, do I ever. Fate has paired me up with an insurance girl who likes to hit me and has a major attitude problem (let's just call her Mery.. I mean, Queen of the Attitude Problem..), another insurance girl who is even ditz-ier than I am (and that's a feat), and a priest who doesn't act anything like a priest (Wolfwood.. Need say more?). Oh, and let's not forget some of the guys Fate likes to have me fighting for my life against: BDN and Lagato, just to name a few. Fate hates me... someone tell me why Fate hates me? Please?
Okay, I'm done now.
Anyway, I'm just going to say one more thing: I'm just a guy. Maybe a bit like you yourself, whoever is reading this. I'm not a killer, murderer, or anything like that. I'm Vash, and I'm a normal person at heart, if not really. I am not like they make me sound, and I am not an idiot or a ditz. I'm just human. That's all I am.
That's all I will ever be.
Arigato tame ni no iu koto o kiku watashi (thank you for listening to me),
The Humanoid Typhoon
aka Vash the Stampede