A group of four was sitting in a Pokemon Centre in Floaroma Town, where this years' Pokemon contest was being held. They had not been together for long as they were still recounting their experiences in the specific places where they had travelled. There were two girls and two boys, the youngest of the group being Dawn, a girl with a confident personality, blue hair, and a short skirt. Sitting at her side was May, a happy-go-lucky brunette who exposed too much skin for a cold place like Sinnoh.
The first and younger of the boys was Ash, an ambitious, over-zealous idiot. Rounding up the group was Brock, a pervert with morals and an education. Even though the three facts about Brock don't go well together, they are true.
Now that the group had talked about their adventures for almost an hour, Ash asked the most obvious question.
"What are you doing here May?"
See? I told you he was an idiot. I mean, he talked to the girl for an hour about how he beat the gym leaders of Sinnoh, and he had not even bothered to ask her why she was there.
"I'm glad you finally noticed Ash."
See?
"Sorry."
You should be. No wonder he never got a girl.
"I'm a reserve Judge."
"What? How?"
This last question was asked by our neighbourhood short skirt.
"I'm a Top Coordinator, and it was expected of me. Especially since I'm new."
"So that means you're gonna stick around till the end?"
No. The reserve Judge who may be needed in times of emergency will leave after they see the Festival has started. And they say blondes are dumb.
"Yes. But I can't complain. I might find out new techniques for when our own Grand Festival comes across."
"So May, where will you be staying?"
Some of you may notice this is the first sentence spoken by Brock in a while, and it isn't perverted. You see, he only goes after girls his age and older.
"In the Hotel with…"
Our not-so-dumb brunette had stopped before she said something bad. I like brunettes in general because they are smart, look hot and I'm one of them.
"…with? Who are you staying with May?"
The question had been asked by none other than our oh-so-subtle raven haired idiot.
"No one…I meant to say…"
Now what our deliciously over-exposed brunette had 'meant' to say will never be found out since at that exact moment, her PokeGear started ringing. She picked it up, and
understandably, the people on her end only heard this.
"Hi! … Alright … Nothing special. I'm here at the Pokemon Centre with some old friends … you know Ash and Brock and Dawn … She's the coordinator who beat me in the Wallace cup … I won't mom … K! Bye."
Now, no one who heard this conversation could come to the conclusion that the one on the other end was May's mother, due to her emphasis on the word 'mom'.
"So it was your mom who called?"
Good Arceus! How dumb can that idiot really get!
"Nope! It was Drew!"
Oooh! I'm guessing she did not want to say that, because at that very moment when she spoke the name, her hand came over her mouth to stop her from spilling any more beans.
"Drew? Do you mean Drew Hayden?"
… I sense an impending doom on man kind..
May nodded.
EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! EVERYONE COVER YOUR EARS! I REPEAT! EVERYONE COVER YOUR EARS!
"!"
EMERGENCY OVER! IT IS NOW SAFE TO UNCOVER YOUR EARS!
"Where is he? Where?! Can you get me his photograph! Can I meet him? Can…"
This continued for a while, so I'll skip it. During her rant however, a certain idiot had this to say.
"Hey Brock, I think Dawn might be a Drew fangirl."
Oh no no no Ash! She hates his guts, that's why she's so ecstatic.
(Half an hour later.)
Now that everything in the group was calm and normal once more, an adolescent, who we know as Drew, with green hair, a smirk that had been painted on his face, and an ego to rival mine entered the area. Immediately the emergency sirens wailed. EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! EVERYONE COVER YOUR EARS! I REPEAT! EVERYONE COVER YOUR EARS!
"! IT'S DREW HAYDEN! !"
EMERGENCY OVER! IT IS NOW SAFE TO UNCOVER YOUR EARS!
The grass head made his way over to the group, only to be attacked by an over 'excited' Dawn. Do you understand why she wears a short skirt now?
"I'm you biggest fan! Sorry May."
Dawn was apologising to May, because in her sudden need to get 'on to' Drew, she stepped on Mays' foot. Now Dawn did apologise, but she decided she had to do more. So she turned around to face May, and bowed.
The result was about twenty wolf-whistles, and an embarrassed Drew looking towards the ceiling. Ash was trying to get a better view, while Brock smashed his head on the table. These were his thoughts:
Why? Why why why? It's always with Drew or some other guy the girls do this for. Why is it never me? Why?
However, the most surprising reaction chosen from these was Drew. He was embarrassed and was looking up. WTF? I think he's been whipped.
"Dawn! Stand Straight."
Damn that brunette! And I thought she was one of us.
"Hm? What's wrong May?"
Hah! You may be able to fool these idiots, but not me baby!
"I thought I saw…"
She did not continue her sentence though, and the blue haired slu…girl did not notice. In stead, all she saw was Drew make his way past her and sit beside May.
"You don't mind…do you?" He questioned the blue haired bim…teen.
She shook her head. One would obviously take it that she was saying that she did not mind. Actually she minded a lot. She just could not disagree with him. Sighing, she took a seat beside Ash. He looked at her and smiled. Now, to someone who did not know Mr. Ash Ketchum, it would have appeared that he gave her a warm welcoming smile. He did not. I've known the guy since I stole his feeder. Believe me; he was smiling at the thought of her naked.
Now, due to the fact that I'm becoming increasingly bored with the commenting after every other line, I'll right down the entire conversation, then comment on it together. Like the idea? Who am I to care though. Shut it and read.
Brock: So what are you doing here Drew.
Drew: Did May tell you guys?
B: Yup.
Dr: Same reason. The thing is, they usually send three Top Coordinators. Two who are inexperienced as us, and an experienced one such as Mr. Grustal.
Ash: So it's a coincidence you both are here together?
May: Not really.
B: Hah! You guys made it so you could be together…in one hotel room…together! {Starts drooling}
A: Eww!
Dawn: What really? That's soooo romantic!
Dr: Actually we didn't arrange it like that.
M: Solidad forced us to do it.
A: Solidad? How did she do that?
M: With the help of her boyfriend…
Dr: …Robert.
Da: Aww! Isn't it cute? They finish each others sentences. {Drew and May glare at her.} They glare together too!
Enough! I can't take it anymore! I have to insult! Firstly, Brock. Let's take a peek in his thoughts.
Oooh Nurse Joy you kinky, hot sexy babe! Lets head over to our Hotel Room and sleep…in one bed. {Opens Door} Oh look! Officer Jenny is in our bed! Looks like we'll have to share with her too!
Wow…pervert. OK…next! Dawn finds it romantic that Drew and May are in the same hotel room, so she has put a temporary halt to trying to get Drew into her pants…skirt. Drew is looking at May, than Ash, then May, more May, May again…see a trend?
May is talking to Ash, looking at Drew, looking at Brock drooling, back to Drew, Drew's chest…trend. Finally, Ash. He's talking to May and Drew, interested in…well, not the talk, but rather Dawns figure which he is secretly ogling at. Nice group huh?
Authors Note: Well, to those of you who are disappointed that 'May in Sinnoh…Alone' has been deleted, I tell you it is with good reason. While writing, I had an idea, which led to another, and coming together, they form this as a first chapter. Well, guess who the narrator is? No seriously, I want you guys to guess in a review or something.
Now let me warn you. Even though it appears to be a comedy, it's only because of the current narrator. There will come a point when the story is told normally, without him…and then there will be much, much less comedy…if you call this BS of a first chapter to be comedic. But if you want him to continue narrating longer, I'll work it in.
Thanks
~ TSreh out