Hello! My name is Len Kagamine. I enjoy bananas, road rolling and singing. I have a twin sister named Rin. I go to a school called Blackwood Academy, it's a school for the most talented, most intelligent and wealthy girls. The only problem is... I'm a boy!

I only took the test to see if I could get in to make my sister happy, but then I actually made it in! Biggest surprise in my life so far! I didn't even know that I was that smart, but now I'm sitting at a big club initiation. A girl with long blue hair is up on a box explaining the "terms and conditions" of the club. I swear it would have been easier to have read the itunes terms and conditions. How long has she been speaking anyway? Two? Three hours maybe? We were supposed to have been served snacks and drinks here! All I have is a picture of banana!
"And you see the picture on your plates? Those are your character items! See? Mines a neigi!" she drones on and on. A group of students walk in front of the box and the blue haired girl introduces them. "This is Yumi who is not only our cook, but also the apprentice of Teto-chan!" she calls out. A girl with big curly pigtails shoots up and screams something about french bread and chimeras. "And this is Candy, who is my apprentice!" she goes on, there was only a group of six apprentices. Only Teto, Miku, Neru, Gumi, Rin and I got apprentices.
We got the apprentices based on who they resembled the most. There were a set of twins, which explains how Rin and I got them. But finally after the introductions, we got snacks! The girl who was serving had short high pigtails tied back with white ribbons. Her bangs hung in her face almost completely covering one of her bright blue eyes. She was wearing a black and white maid style outfit. Finally she brought the cart over to part of the table, pouring the drinks and setting down plates of food. We all got a food that corresponded with our food item.
Rins was a orange, so she got orange sherbert and orange juice. The girl next to me, Gumi, had a carrot, so she had carrot cake and carrot sticks with a ranch dressing and of course carrot juice. Blech. The girl next to Rin, her name was Ann, she had just chicken drumsticks... because that was her character item. This Yumi girl though... something about the way she ties back her-
"KYAAAAAA!" the serving girl screamed as the plate flew across the room, disrupting my thought process. I wasn't quick enough to act and the tray landed on my lap, spilling banana pudding and a banana smoothie all over my pants. "Ah! I'm so sorry!" she said bowing down. "Ah! I have a spare skirt in my dorm room! Come with me!" she said grabbing my hand all of a sudden.
"O-okay?" I said hesitantly as she dragged me away. I was kind of glad to be out of that meeting with no questions asked or any commotions caused, but this girl.
"You're Leena Kagamine, right?" she asked me as we walked down one of the schools halls. The floors were a shiny, polished marble. I nodded my head, Leena was the brilliant name that I came up with to replace my male name. "Ah! That means you're going to be my future roommate anyway! Right?" she asked.
"No. My roommate was named Yumineko, or something," I said.
"Uhm... that is my name, I just shorten it to Yumi, because having a name that roughly translates to 'beautiful cat' is kind of embarrassing," she replied. She looked kind of frustrated for a second. "You know you've changed a lot," she said.
"What do you mean? I don't even know you," I said.
"You don't remember me?" she said and we turned down the hallway to the places where the dorms were. The doors were spaced out so that meant that each dorm was probably really big.
"No, I honestly don't know who you are," I said. She stopped us at a door and opened it with a silver key. I couldn't recall her face from anywhere in my memories. Something about her hair though!
"Alrighty then, Leena, I'll get you a skirt," she said and dismissed the conversation. She walked away and came back with an entirely new outfit.
"All I need is a skirt," I said.
"No, some got on your shirt too! And that'll make you look bad," she said. "Don't worry I'll take care of the laundry for you since it was my fault anyway," she said. I sighed and reached over to grab the outfit from her hand.
"You know you really are strange!" I huffed.
"How rude~ Ah! I mean- uhm- Sorry! Really sorry!"she said bowing her head once again. Her pigtails bounced in a weird sort of cute way. "We aren't getting off to a very good start! Let's start over!" she said. "I'm Tamogachi Yumineko, you can call me Yumi! Nice to meet you!" she said bowing her head once again, making her pigtails bounce. Entranced I replied, caught in those eyes, before I realized what exactly I was saying.

"I'm Kagamine Len. Nice to meet you too," I said and then realized my mistake.

"Len! Aha! I knew it! When I saw your name on the enrollment list!" she exclaimed.

"Uhm! No, Len is just my nickname! Hahaha! Yeah, just a nickname!" I said flustered.

"I knew I was right! But I thought that you would remember me!" she said smiling.

"No! You have the wrong person!" I said back.

"No~ I know! I know your secret Len! I knew it from the second I saw your face! I just had to confirm my beliefs with hardcore evidence! I would recognize that shota face anywhere!" she started to laugh at me in a mocking way.

"What? What do you mean? How do you know me?" I shot back. Was I dealing with my very first fangirl?

"Don't you remember me from when we were young?" she asked. "Back when you still lived with your mother in that apartment complex, the one with the huge playground, near the woods," she replied, excitement bouncing across her face. A memory came to mind.

I was about five years old, there was only me and Rin who lived in that apartment complex. Well, we were the only young ones that lived there anyways. We spent a lot of time together on the swing sets and exploring the woods. One day moving trucks came and we discovered that another little girl was going to be moving into the apartment above ours. A few days after that, we hadn't seen the little girl around anywhere.

"She's probably a shut in!" Rin had told me. "We'll have to avoid her!" Being a person who always listened to his family, I decided that day that I hated that little girl. I didn't even know her, but I held a weird sort of animosity against her. Months passed and she never came out, RIn and I continued to play at the lonely playground. One day while Rin was building a castle of sorts in the sand, I saw a beautiful purple butterfly out of the corner of my eye. I followed it deep into the woods, losing it after sometime. I was lost now, I couldn't find my way back. I walked past a river, and thought that I saw the same butterfly. I took steps forward and fell into the cold fast moving river.

I remember not being able to breathe, I remember thinking that I was going to die. I remember calling out, only to have more water rush into my mouth. But I was wrong, something grabbed ahold of me, something dragged me out of the water. When I woke up, I saw a girl with pale skin and bright blue eyes hovering over me. She was wearing almost all purple except for the white bows that tied her short hair into pigtails.

"You're lucky I saw you fall in! You could've died!" she said.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"I'm Yoishii Yumineko!" she said and smiled warmly. I knew that Yoishii was the last name of the people who moved in above us. So this girl was the shut in that never showed her face. And her name? Yumineko? Didn't that mean beautiful cat? My five year old mind just could grasp the fact that this girl had just saved me from certain death.

"Yumineko?" I asked, with genuine curiosity.

"Yeah! Wanna see something cool?" she asked and, without waiting for a response, grabbed my arm and dragged me away. She led me through the trees to a hedge... a hedge in the middle of the woods. I wanted to run away, but knew I would be hopelessly lost if I left her. She grabbed my arm and took a running start, she jumped through the hedge, causing us both to tumble through. On the inside was a garden that was fluttering with colors. "I found it here! Abandoned! I restored it!" she said smiling. There were butterflies everywhere, it was amazing. Much different from the twisted picture of gardens my sister made. I wandered away from the girl and went to admire all the different colors. After some time, it started to drizzle. Mud started to seep through my shoes and socks, it was time to go. The girl appeared with a yellow rose in her hand. She had picked off all the thorns and gave it to me. She had a lavender laurel around her head. "Come on! Lets go!" she said and grabbed my hand again. She led me out of the garden and back to the playground, where Rin was sit waiting.

"Len! That's the shut in!" she said, her eyes getting angry. "What are you doing?!"

"I- uh-" I chose to stay loyal to my sister, instead of the girl who saved me. "I- don't know," I said dropping the yellow rose. It landed in the mud, soiling the creamy leaves.

"Shut in?" Yumi said and Rin bent down and grabbed a handful of mud. She threw it at Yumi's face. Yumi looked at me wide eyed. "W-what are you doing?" she asked her voice trembling. I picked up mud as well and joined in.

"You freak!"

"You're so ugly!"

"Disgusting!" we called as we threw mud at her. She ran away, crying, but I felt no remorse. Everyday from then on we made fun of her, we started to visit the garden, only to throw hateful words through the veil like hedge. Eventually the girl couldn't take it and she moved away. Leaving the garden behind. We went out of our way to make sure that every single fruit had been picked and eaten, every vegetable smashed and every flower plucked from its stem. The garden turned gray and we didn't visit again. I completely forgot about that experience.

But now she's back. Now she's my roommate. Now she knows my secret.