I do not own Resident Evil Capcom does.

Fox Mew Brittany: Hi everyone I decided to start the first ever Resident Evil Truth or Dare fanfic. My Resident Evil OC Sora Avalon is the host; beware she is a pyromaniac when bored or has consumed enough sugary food and she has plagas powers; which means enhanced speed, strength, and aglility!

Wesker: Tell me again why you're doing this?

Sora: Cuz its fun Wezzy! So don't you go trying to kill the characters here or, (in scary voice) you'll suffer the wrath of my authoress powers.

Chris: There's no such thing as "authoress powers"

Fox Mew Brittany: yes there is, and Sora will have them along with her co-host who will arrive soon.

Sora: SWEET!!! (does a happy dance)

Jill: Great so we have a pyromaniac for a host and an unknown co-host

Fox Mew Brittany: He should be here about now. (looks at her watch and hears a door open and close) Right on time, come out in the open Josh!

All RE Characters: Who the hell is Josh!?

Fox Mew Brittany: Well he's not what you're expecting but don't be alarmed at what you're going to see.

Josh: (comes out in the open wearing a black hat, sunglasses, a bloody sweater, and bloody jeans. The claws on his hands and feet are easily seen.) The name's actually Joshua Norris, and as all of you may have noticed I'm a Licker but I'm one of a kind seeing as I can speak in sentences and walk on two legs instead of the usual four.

Wesker: HOLY ****!! (dies)

Sora: NO! (tried to perform CPR) He's not going to make it Joshua do something!

Joshua: (magically gets out a ECG machine and sets it to 60 volts) Everyone clear! (Zaps Wesker with the ECG machine and revives him) He's okay, he's going to live.

FMB: Sora, you do know that you could've used your authoress powers to revive him..... right?

Sora: I panicked.

Wesker: What happened? (sees Joshua and dashes away)

Joshua: Why do people do that when they see me?

Leon: It's because of the fact that you're, I don't know, a LICKER!!!

Claire: Even I have to admit that its disturbing that a Licker can walk on two legs and talk.

Sora: Don't be mean to my co-host! He's cute and adorible. Ohh and before I forget Chris, Frost (pulls out a lighter attached to a can of hair spray) TORCHING TIME!!!

Chris and Frost: **** (Runs off but got shocked when they tried to leave the room)

Rebecca: Great now we're trapped! This is worse than being in the mansion with all those zombies and other creatures.

Sora: ohh and speaking of zombies (Claps hands twice and a spotlight shines on a stage to reveal about 10 zombies and Joshua holding a boom box playing Michael Jackson's "Thriller" then the zombies start dancing to the music)

Chris, Wesker, and Leon: WTF (Raising their guns)

Sora and Joshua: Don't even think about it (uses author powers to take away the guns thus allowing the zombies to finish their dance)

FMB: Send in your truths and dares so we can enjoy the results. I will not be part of this fic, see ya. (disappears)