"Where is she?" asked Jace frantically. "I don't know! She was here a second ago!" answered Simon. "Crap! Shit! Fuck!" said Jace, worried.
"Whoa! Easy on the cussing, blondie! And don't expect the last one to be happening anytime soon." a familiar voice said.
"C-Clary?" said Jace, afraid the voice wasn't real.
"No! It's Mr. FatsoDuck coming to kiss your ass!" Clary replied sarcastically.
"Wait, really?" Jace said.
"No! Holy shit! Jace, sometimes y-" He suddenly kissed her. Full. Long. And on the lips. "Hey! Kissing fully is a pleasure and a privilege!" Clary yelled angrily. "That's it! No more kissing until you learn to behave!"
"Oh really? Will Clary spank me for being such a naughty boy?" Jace replied, mischievously.
"No, but she can punish you by not talking to you and losing all privileges to being a boyfriend for a week." Clary said. "But if you are a good boy for the rest of the night then I'll make you breakfast in the morning."
"Woohoo!" yelled Jace. "Keep it quiet! Everyone's still asleep!" whispered Clary.
"Wow Jace, you sound like a 4 year old girl that's about to be taken to DisneyWorld" Simon sneered. "Watch it bloodsucker!" warned Jace. "Make me!" Simon taunted.
"SHUT UP!" someone yelled from another room.
"Crap! Way to go tunnel klutz!" said Simon. "I SAID SHUT UP! DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!" the voice yelled.
"Oh, it's Isabelle. Probably mad 'cause she just woke up from her beauty sleep" Clary quietly pointed out. "Anyway, good night!" She walked out of the room, leaving Simon and Jace alone.
"So," Simon started. "How's your night so far?" Jace looked at him in one of those ways that seemed to look ridiculous, but annoyed. Kind of like this: T.T or -_-