Once upon a time there was a girl named Malissa. She was a sexy beast of a woman, tits as large as mountains, butt as smooth as sand dunes. She dazzled all the men in the lands, and because she was so strong, the spoils all went into her name. One day she travelled far from the land of Kickassia and ended up in the land of Domino City. She laughed, because she was aware that she now found herself in Yu-Gi-Oh! Land. "HOORAY!", yelled Malissa, "I CAN BE IN A HORRIBLE SELF INSERT FIC LIKE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!". To live out her dream, she ran to the GAME SHOP (so creative) and talked to the cute, spiky –haired Yugi Motou. Because he was being so nice and so midgety, she got very angry and beat him with her staff of Awesome until Yami decided to appear. He was very displeased at her method of kick ass to get him to show himself to her. She did not care, however, considering that she was now staring at the hottest guy in Yu Gi Oh. She raised her eyebrows (both of them, because Malissa is special and can raise only one) and motioned suggestively. Then, in a flash, she was back in the land of Kickassia, where to the strongest went the spoils. She shrugged, because she was also aware that real Malissa was very displeased at ErisMalissa, who is the writer of this very badly written tale. The End.
This one time, Eris was writing a horrible fanfiction when suddenly she was transported through a vortex and into domino city. Specifically, she found herself at the top of Kaiba Corp Tower in a boardroom. At this point, there was a meeting going on in said boardroom with none other than Seto Kaiba himself at the head of the table. "What are you doing here?" He exclaimed. Eris giggled and jumped off the table and did a silly dance. Seto Kaiba was greatly STRUCK BY ERIS'S UNIMAGINABLE BEAUTY AND GRACE, GIVING HIM A GIANT WHY OBNER. (un-amused and sent for security.) Eris was escorted off the premises and was served a restraining order. The End.
This one time Malissa was leaning on her bed, looking deeply into the wonderous purple eyes of her lover, Yami. Then she fell and screamed "AHH I FELL", and then Yami was turned off. The End.
This one time, Kaiba was asexual, and never had sex with anyone. Especially Eris. The end.