ohhh babyy. i had to. i was inspired. :)

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chapter one.

"Me and my besties are so cool that ice cubes are jealous. Wait, no. Neji's jealous of himself?"

"Funny, Haruno."

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Email: sharuno(at)leafhotmail(dot)com

Password: *******

Haruno Sakura is tired.

Hyuuga Hinata

girl, i am so stoked that you're coming to my school! you'll get to meet all my friendss!

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Haruno Sakura

babe, i know. neji and shikamaru are bouncing in happiness in their heads. ha.

August 24 at 8:39pm Comment Like See Wall-to-Wall

Nara Shikamaru

facebook should really consider getting a dislike option.

August 24 at 8:41pm Delete

Hyuuga Neji

i agree with nara. i don't know what the hell's wrong with you, haruno.

August 24 at 8:42pm Delete

Hyuuga Hinata

awww, nii-san! so you don't want to see me? you fail!

August 24 at 8:44pm Delete

Haruno Sakura

i have to agree with shika-kun for once, but i'll have you know, my dear hyuuga (the boy one), that there is nothing wrong with me as a matter of fact. and hina-chan sounds like she's gonna kick your ass when she sees you. have fun with that.

August 24 at 8:45pm Delete

Hyuuga Hinata

damn straight.

August 24 at 8:46pm Delete

Hyuuga Neji

...fuck.

August 24 at 8:47pm Delete

Nara Shikamaru

i'm normally right, sakura. and smooth hyuuga. get the troublesome women pissed off...

August 24 at 8:48pm Delete

Haruno Sakura

damn you, shikamaru. and troublesome!? WHAT!?

August 24 at 8:49pm Delete

Hyuuga Hinata

seems like neji-nii isn't the only one who's getting his ass kicked.

August 24 at 8:50pm Delete

Haruno Sakura

hell yes.

August 24 at 8:51pm Delete

Hyuuga Neji

nara you idiot.

August 24 at 8:52pm Delete

Nara Shikamaru

...damnit.

August 24 at 8:53pm Delete

Haruno Sakura here. Like whoa. Pink hair, green eyes. I am the epitome of unique, yes? Haha. Anyway, today would be my first day at the super prestigious (suureee) Konoha Leaf Academy. I was going with my two besties who were like my brothers.

And yeah, don't tell them I called them my "besties." They hate it. Ha, but that's what I'm here for!

The first. Nara Shikamaru. Black hair, dark eyes. His hair is tied back in a ponytail that honestly makes him look like he has a pineapple head. But he's super smart. Unfortunately, he's also the laziest ass I have ever met in my life. I love him!

The second. Hyuuga Neji. Long dark brown hair, and these pearl white eyes. He's a pretty boy, yes, but he is every bit as smart as dear Shika-chan. I call him King of the Ice Cube. No, really. The boy is cold, but he does have a caring side. Thank God.

We were going to Konoha Leaf Academy because Neji's cousin goes there. And so, my third bestie comes into play.

The third. Hyuuga Hinata. Long dark hair that looks almost a dark blue color with the same pearl white eyes as Neji. She was a shy one around people she doesn't know, and also, as I've heard, with a certain boy she has a crush on. I will apparently meet said boy today. Yay.

Shikamaru, Neji, and I had headed over to the school from our three-bedroomed apartment rather early. We were there with twenty minutes til the bell rang. We made our way to the office, without help, surprisingly. I think it had to do with the two boys walking with me. My sense of direction would have surely gotten me lost.

A young, black-haired woman was sitting at the desk. She was rather focused on the paperwork in front of her. I looked to my left. Shikamaru was staring at a wall. My head turned to the right. Neji was also looking at a goddamned wall. They obviously assumed I would be the one talking. I growled. Then sighed. There was no point arguing with them sometimes. Now was one of those times.

"Um... Excuse me?" I started saying. Wow, I sounded insecure. But apparently, I had also scared the crap out of said young woman.

"Oh! I'm sorry! I hope you weren't waiting long!" She was freaking out. I couldn't even fit in one measly word, she was ranting so much. "How may I help you?"

"We're the new transfer students. From-"

"Oh yes, we were expecting you!" She cut me off. Whoa. She was a tad overworked, I think. Glancing to my sides, I noticed that my dear idiotic friends were still pretending to be nonchalant and cool. I saw they were making fun of me in their heads. So, I got even. Aiming at their stomachs, I gave each one a painful jab with the elbow. I heard satisfying twin grunts of pain.

Ah, yes. The beauty of revenge.

"Aha! I found them! Alright, here are your schedules. My name is Shizune, so any questions, feel free to come and ask me."

"Of course. Thank you so much!" I exclaimed. She smiled. I liked this woman. Grabbing my boys by the sleeves, I left the office and half-led, half-dragged the abused teens.

Sakura: yo, babe.

Hinata: hey!!

Sakura: aww, i feel loved. anyway, you here yet?

Hinata: yahhh. you?

Sakura: all three of us present and accounted for. :)

Hinata: i'll go find you.

Sakura: mmkay.

I waited for a grand total of thirty seconds before we heard rapid footsteps. And then... we were glomped.

"Sakura! Shikamaru! Neji-nii!" A small voice sounded in our ears. Like I said, Hina-chan's not overly loud like I tend to be.

Which is why my "HINA-CHAN!!!" was just that much louder than her quieter exclamation. And also why Shikamaru and Neji grunted in pain yet again.

"Ehe. Oops?"

Two groans and a giggle were my reply.

"So, Sakura-chan. Let me see your schedule, will you?" Hinata asked. I handed the piece of paper over.

My schedule looked a tad like this:

First Period- AP English- Hatake Kakashi.

Second Period- History- Asuma Sarutobi.

Break.

Third Period- Honors Algebra II/Trigonometry- Yuhi Kurenai.

Fourth Period- Psychology- Mitarashi Anko.

Fifth Period- Free Period.

Lunch.

Sixth Period- Gym- Maito Gai.

Seventh Period- Chemistry- Yakushi Kabuto.

Looking over our schedules, I was overjoyed.

I shared first, third, fifth, sixth, and seventh period with Hinata. First, second, third, sixth, and seventh with Shikamaru apparently, and the whole damn day with Neji.

"Yay!!! Neji! We have the whole day together!" I swear his eye twitched.

You know what I learned this morning? That the phrase "Time flies when you're having fun" might have some truth to it. I swear we were only talking for, like, five minutes!! But the bell rang. Like whoa. Hina-chan decided to be nice and lead us all to class.

"Actually you guys don't have to worry about getting to first period early. Kakashi-sensei is always late. No matter what. Yup. So we're here." Hinata opened the door. At first, it was loud and kinda chaotic in there, but then it got silent and everyone turned to stare at the door. Hina-chan went red.

"So Hina-chan, where are we sitting?" I asked.

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