This is a song to the tune of the Beatles' song 'Eleanor Rigby'. I extended it, so just keep singing it to the tune. It's a dark version of what would have happened if Alanna hadn't become a page. It's really sad, I know..
I know that I don't own the Beatles or these characters. You should too.
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Alanna of Trebond, considers dying
to escape the convent and what Tortall seems
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, stands at the balcony
and jumps, lands dead at the door
Who is it for
All the lonely people
What has Tortall become?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
George Cooper, King of the Rouge
and dies by the Provost we fear
No one comes near
Look at him loving, pining away
for someone he doesn't even know
What does he care
All the lonely people
What has Tortall become?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Prince Jonathan, died by a sickness
that no one could cure
Nobody came near
King Roger of Conte, stole the throne
from an innocent 14-year-old boy
Hope it gives him joy
All the lonely people
What has Tortall become?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
Thayet jian Wilma, killed by a rival
that wanted her father's throne
Nobody heard her moan
Thom of Trebond, went home in shame
because of the weakling he was
wasted away
All the lonely people
What has Tortall become?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Arram Draper, hung in Carthak
because of the emprorer's whim
What happened to him
Daine Sarrasri, died
'cause wild magic took over her soul
left out in the cold
All the lonely people
What has Tortall become?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
Well, here it is. My first songfic. (gasp! Bad grammar) Please Review. I will give you virtual Dryer's loaded brownie ice cream.