Let's consider that Hancock is in Straw-Hat crew some time in future…and so, let it began
Tale 1: Hansel & Gretel aka. Luffy & Hancock
…but fortunately they are not brother and sister…XD…luckily Hancock drew the short straw and decided to accompany Luffy on his adventure, even after the strict objection by few other members…she did drew the short straw after all or it was a lucky draw from Hancock's perspective
Luffy and Hancock were walking in middle of the forest and Luffy was of course jumping here and there barely containing his excitement for adventure. "Luffy seems to be enjoying himself" Hancock was looking at excited Luffy with a relieved smile "but…I'm with Luffy right now, isn't it like a…date?" cupping her face in both hands she started blushing "no no no…there's no way this could be a date, how can it be a date in the middle of forest?" she looked around the woods to analyze the surroundings more closely "in the middle of the forest…alone…with Luffy…" Hancock stopped in her tracks as some really 'hot' images started to appear in background aka. Hancock's mind, her cheeks started getting even redder (readers are free to imagine what kind of images…well those kind with sparkling backgrounds and some really sexy voices…characters with one sided crush do that a lot...)
"OI HANCOCK! WHAT'RE YOU SPACING OUT FOR? HURRY UP OR I'LL LEAVE YOU BEHIND" Hancock was pulled out of her 'wonder-land' by Luffy who was quite far away now. "ah!...LUFFY! WAIT FOR ME…" and she followed his beloved
Both were walking further into deep woods for a while now , Luffy had a wide grin as usual and was rhyming his regular 'south-island' and 'north-island' verse while Hancock was having a hard time containing her excitement for being with Luffy alone, when they arrived in an open field, a house was situated there
"WOHO! Hancock look, that house is made of gingerbread and cake" Luffy's tongue hanged out along with some drool. "~waaah! He's just like a kid, how cute~ " her deep blue eyes were sparkling after witnessing Luffy's awesome cuteness once again. Luffy ran quickly closer to the house when an old looking lady came out of house. (don't sweat figuring who the old lady is, she's just an 'old-evil-looking-witch-like' woman)
Old Lady: "hoho! such cute kids, it's been a long time since I had guests like you"
"*twitch* kids she say? Watch your mouth, I'm a mature woman you old bat" she sure got nerves to call Hancock a kid, she's been most desired woman in all seas for quite a while now
"my, don't get so angry, let's go inside so that I can entertain you properly…OI! WHAT THE?" her eyes popped out as she noticed that Luffy had already launched a massive raid on her house and was devouring it like a cannibal devouring its preys
"YOU BRAT! FINE, LET'S QUIT THE STUPID TALK, I'LL CUT YOU TWO TO PIECES AND MAKE A SPLEDID RECIPEE OUT OF YOU, JUST LIKE I HAD ALREADY PLANNED" that old lady took a big ass axe out of nowhere and pointed it towards Luffy showing it's shinning blade
"huh? So she's a bad guy after all, somehow I could sense her evil intentions but didn't bothered since she was a weakling" Luffy resumed his activity again
"what did you say, you brat?" she was gritting her teeth "I'll definitely cut you in million pieces, especially that beautiful little girl, I bet her flesh is extremely soft and juicy" just as she turned her face towards Hancock a kick landed on her jaw crashing her in the few remains of the house. Hancock looked really pissed, kinda like when she was in marine-ford "you dare point that hideous thing towards my beloved? I'll make you pay dearly for it"
"oh Hancock! You gonna take care of her? "
"of course Luffy! don't worry about me" Hancock's expression changed to a cute one within a second "although I'm happy that you're worrying about me " Hancock said to herself and both resumed their own activity afterwards
After few minutes outside walls and roof-top of house were disappeared and the old-looking witch was lying beaten up by Hancock. "maaaaan! I'm full, that was yummy though" Luffy was rubbing his belly with his usual expression
"he ate the whole house! I'm still amazed by his appetite" Hancock was smiling awkwardly
"anyway! Let's go back" both Luffy and Hancock left to meet up with everyone else
"…what kind of Hansel and Gretel was that?" Anonymous reader muttered with a sweat drop…
THE END…XD
Tale 2: Rapunzel aka Hancock
Hancock was once again walking in deep forest "I wonder where Luffy went to? I just took my eyes off of him for one second and he disappeared, I hope nothing bad has happened" she was indeed worried about his beloved 'future husband' even though he never agreed to marry her though. Hancock arrived in an open field and there was a tower in middle of it. There was a room on top of the tower without any stairs or access to it but with only a window
"this place has a strange feeling to it" Hancock leapt forward and easily reached the window doing an amazing wall-run and jumped inside the room
"AAAH! WHO'RE YOU?" there was a young blonde girl standing freaked out by Hancock's sudden appearance. She had really long hair "wow! That's some hair" even Hancock was surprised
"what're you doing here?" Hancock asked
"this is my room…I mean, I live here…my mother is kinda strict and since I'm a bit unique she says I shouldn't leave here because outside world is dangerous, even though I want to go out but since my mother didn't permit it, I have to stay here…" she said nervously lightly kicking the hairs spread across the room
"s-she blurted out everything on her own" Hancock had a big sweat drop "listen now, be a grown up girl, you don't have to listen to everything your mother says" Hancock moved a little closer to her
Blonde girl "r-really?"
Hancock "yes, you want to go out, right?"
Blonde-girl "yes I do…"
Hancock "then don't hesitate and live your dream"
Convinced by Hancock she agreed and both were standing outside the tower now "should I really be doing this?" she was still nervous, Hancock sighed and place her hand on girl's shoulder "it's fine, I'm sure your mother will be happy where ever you're happy" Hancock said with one of her most alluring smiles, amazed by her that girl quickly grabbed all of her hair and ran to a random direction in the forest "SORRY MOTHER! BUT I'LL BE BACK VERY SOOOOON…" and she disappeared in the woods. A smile appeared on Hancock's face…more like a smirk "now then! Let's see if there is anything in that room that is worthy enough to surprise Luffy" Hancock went back to the room and started searching
So far she didn't find anything which Luffy would categorize as 'interesting' then she heard a yell from outside "RAPUNZEL! YO RAPUNZEL! WHERE ARE YOU, I'M HERE LET'S HAVE A GAME OF UNO TODAY" a young man was yelling at the top of his voice outside the tower
"who is this idiot?" Hancock was irritated and walked over to see who it was. Just as she appeared in the window that boy's voice stuck right in his throat
"Rapunzel is not here right now so you can come back later" before she could leave to resume her search, boy spoke up "forget Rapunzel how about you... I've never seen a babe of her caliber before"
"what?" she was getting irritated even more
"how about it? Wanna go out with me? I know quite some places we can go to" he was acting quite high and arrogant
"I'm not interested" she plainly refused
"now, now, don't be so mean, I guarantee you'll enjoy your time with me" he said with an arrogant smirk trying to act cool
"I said I've no interest, you're just a jerk, all men are just jerks after all…" turning on the cute-mode again "…except him"
"him? Whoever this him is, looks like she like 'him', tch! Who's is this 'him'? I'm gonna show you I'm definitely better than…'him'…" he sounded quite confident
"yo! I'm Luffy" Luffy was standing beside the boy and was picking his nose which surprised the hell out of that boy
"ah! Luffy you're back" Hancock said excitedly
"so, this is…'him'? I don't see anything special in him, he's just an idiot looking brat" boy got serious all of a sudden
"hmm? Oh Hancock! what are you doing up there?" Luffy noticed her and started waving
"yosh! This is my chance…ummm…Luffy…!" turning on the nervous-mode now "..,how about…i throw down my hair and you grab them and climb up using them?...that sound great right? Right?" it took quite some courage for her to say that, but just in a moment Luffy stretched his arm which again scared the shit out of the boy standing beside him, Luffy was sitting on the edge of window within a second "what's this room?"
Hancock threw down her shoulders in disappointment "n-nothing special" she certainly felt like she was turned down once again
"HIS ARMS STRETCHED…IS HE A…MONSTER?" his eyes were wide open, jaw was dropped and he fell to ground himself
"hmph…you're right, there doesn't seem to be anything special here, let's go back" Luffy said quite disappointed and then jumped down
"yes! Luffy I'm coming too" she said excitedly
Boy from before gathered some courage and stood up "oi wait you, what kind of ill-mannered guy you are? shouldn't you help her get down?" surprisingly he sounded kinda angry
"what're you talking about?" Luffy was picking his nose again
"wa…what do you mean 'what're you talking about?'don't you have a brain?" he said angrily, next moment Hancock landed beside the two boys scaring the shit out of the other one once again "let's go Luffy" she was smiling and blushing
Both walked towards the woods and the boy was looking at them with wide eyes and dropped jaw again "b-both of them are monsters, that's right only something outside the realm of this world could be that beautiful…"
Rapunzel never returned, she started her own pirate crew named 'long-haired pirates' where every crew-member had long hairs but none had longer than hers…
The End…
"…once again…what kind of Rapunzel was that?" Anonymous reader from before muttered again with a sweat drop…
Next Time…Hancock will try to kiss Luffy using some Disney ideas…
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