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I've always wanted to do a songfilk. ^__^ This is my first.
Please be kind. [Lordy, these things are a lot harder than you'd
think -- especially for frickin' 9-minute-long songs!]
WARNINGS: OOC-ness! Relena-bashing [even though I love
the poor girl]. Some crudeness/raunchy lyrics.... And some of
the "rhymes" are REALLY bad-slash-cheesy.
PAIRINGS: R+1, Heero-Duo relationship.
Usual disclaimers apply. The song "American Pie" belongs
to Don McLean, who has made so much money off of this song
it shouldn't matter if I put in a disclaimer or not.
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Gundamian Spy : An American Pie Songfilk
by Phi [ juki@aurabuster.net || http://aurabuster.net ]
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A short short time ago
It's not hard to remember how that girl used to chase him 'round
And I knew if she had a clue
She would find that it wasn't true
Thinkin' they would be happy for a while.
Yet Heero's laugh made her shiver
With every death threat he'd deliver
Bad news for ojo-san
Being in love with that man
I remember that she had cried
When Heero said he won't take her side
But oh yeah, all her tears were dried
The day Relena died
Oh
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
Did she write the Book of Love?
And would she believe in God above
If Heero told her "yes"?
Did you think he would stay with her
Day and night, being called "monsieur"?
And can you picture Heero as a "sir"?
Well, she was truly in love with him
But he preferred the hangar or gym
They both let their feelings brew
Man, you should see the sparks from those two!
I was a lonely teenage horny buck
With a hard-on for my best buddy and schmuck
But I knew I would get a f***
The day Relena died
I started singing
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
Now for ten days he's been planning this
The gruesome death of that stalker miss
But that's not all it's gonna be
When the Soldier shot at the Earth's Queen
In a suit he bought from L.L. Bean
And a hat that was not all that clean
Oh, and while the Queen was looking 'round
The Soldier shot her in the crown
Her body was all burned
But Heero was not concerned
And while Dorothy planed our death by sharks
Our duet had sex at the park
I praised Heero in the dark
The day Relena died
He was smiling
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
"Melt 'er, belt 'er in a winter sweater"
The words flew out like a cornered debtor
Eight times drunk and fading fast
We landed sated on the grass
The policemen tried to give us sass
But the Soldier's skill, no one could've surpassed
Now Relena's blood was sweet perfume
While our Gundams dug a deep dank tomb
We both laid down to "dance"
Oh, but we never had the chance
'Cuz the police tried to take us in
The Gundams refused to state sin
Do you recall what was put in
The day Relena died
He started laughing
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
Oh, and there we were all in one place
Crying his guilt to the human race
With no time left to f*** again
So come on, sex be simple, sex be quick
Trapping us, what a time to pick
'Cuz Horny Heero is hard to replace
Oh, and as I watched him set the stage
Their guts were clenched in knots of rage
No Gundam here on Earth
Could break this Pilot's mirth
And as the guns piled high into the night
To kill the anti-social fright
I saw Heero smiling with delight
The day Relena died
He was yelling
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
I saw a guy whose hair was blue
And I asked him who did his cool hue
But he just sniffed and turned away
I went left for the sacred Colt
Where I'd stashed it before the quick bolt
But the men there said that would spoil our soiree
And in the streets 'Lena's blood gleamed
Her brother cried, and Heero just beamed
But not a shot was fired
Those guys were uninspired
And the three men I work with most
The Blondie, Prick and the Silent Ghost
They just left us there to be toast
The day Relena died
And we were shouting
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
We were saying bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
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Hmmm... make any sense? Whatsoever?
I've always wanted to do a songfilk. ^__^ This is my first.
Please be kind. [Lordy, these things are a lot harder than you'd
think -- especially for frickin' 9-minute-long songs!]
WARNINGS: OOC-ness! Relena-bashing [even though I love
the poor girl]. Some crudeness/raunchy lyrics.... And some of
the "rhymes" are REALLY bad-slash-cheesy.
PAIRINGS: R+1, Heero-Duo relationship.
Usual disclaimers apply. The song "American Pie" belongs
to Don McLean, who has made so much money off of this song
it shouldn't matter if I put in a disclaimer or not.
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Gundamian Spy : An American Pie Songfilk
by Phi [ juki@aurabuster.net || http://aurabuster.net ]
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A short short time ago
It's not hard to remember how that girl used to chase him 'round
And I knew if she had a clue
She would find that it wasn't true
Thinkin' they would be happy for a while.
Yet Heero's laugh made her shiver
With every death threat he'd deliver
Bad news for ojo-san
Being in love with that man
I remember that she had cried
When Heero said he won't take her side
But oh yeah, all her tears were dried
The day Relena died
Oh
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
Did she write the Book of Love?
And would she believe in God above
If Heero told her "yes"?
Did you think he would stay with her
Day and night, being called "monsieur"?
And can you picture Heero as a "sir"?
Well, she was truly in love with him
But he preferred the hangar or gym
They both let their feelings brew
Man, you should see the sparks from those two!
I was a lonely teenage horny buck
With a hard-on for my best buddy and schmuck
But I knew I would get a f***
The day Relena died
I started singing
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
Now for ten days he's been planning this
The gruesome death of that stalker miss
But that's not all it's gonna be
When the Soldier shot at the Earth's Queen
In a suit he bought from L.L. Bean
And a hat that was not all that clean
Oh, and while the Queen was looking 'round
The Soldier shot her in the crown
Her body was all burned
But Heero was not concerned
And while Dorothy planed our death by sharks
Our duet had sex at the park
I praised Heero in the dark
The day Relena died
He was smiling
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
"Melt 'er, belt 'er in a winter sweater"
The words flew out like a cornered debtor
Eight times drunk and fading fast
We landed sated on the grass
The policemen tried to give us sass
But the Soldier's skill, no one could've surpassed
Now Relena's blood was sweet perfume
While our Gundams dug a deep dank tomb
We both laid down to "dance"
Oh, but we never had the chance
'Cuz the police tried to take us in
The Gundams refused to state sin
Do you recall what was put in
The day Relena died
He started laughing
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
Oh, and there we were all in one place
Crying his guilt to the human race
With no time left to f*** again
So come on, sex be simple, sex be quick
Trapping us, what a time to pick
'Cuz Horny Heero is hard to replace
Oh, and as I watched him set the stage
Their guts were clenched in knots of rage
No Gundam here on Earth
Could break this Pilot's mirth
And as the guns piled high into the night
To kill the anti-social fright
I saw Heero smiling with delight
The day Relena died
He was yelling
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
I saw a guy whose hair was blue
And I asked him who did his cool hue
But he just sniffed and turned away
I went left for the sacred Colt
Where I'd stashed it before the quick bolt
But the men there said that would spoil our soiree
And in the streets 'Lena's blood gleamed
Her brother cried, and Heero just beamed
But not a shot was fired
Those guys were uninspired
And the three men I work with most
The Blondie, Prick and the Silent Ghost
They just left us there to be toast
The day Relena died
And we were shouting
Bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
We were saying bye-bye, Miss Gundamian Spy
Drove my mecha out to sky
'Cuz I was a smart guy
And them good old Earthies were runnin' 'round askin' "Why?"
Cryin' it's the day Miss Relena died
It's the day Miss Relena died
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Hmmm... make any sense? Whatsoever?