Yeaaa... I'm taking bits of Spider-Man's and Deadpool's little quirks and giving them to Naruto, mostly Deadpool tho cause yeah why the hell not!
Naruto: so we gonna start this or what?
Yeah yeah, I don't own Naruto or Mavel's Deadpool.
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It was a beautiful day in Konoha, the sky is shining, birds are chirping...
"Can we get to me already? I just finished my epic prank!"
Already breaking the forth wall I see... ok... anywhozy... Naruto was currently running from Chunin and Jonin for defacing the Hokage monument.
"Well I know ima gonna be Hokage one day anyways so why should I change the script that much? I'll change it when something interesting happens, like Haku or Sasuke's special moments or whatever!"
Iruka stares at his student confused, wondering what Naruto is talking about.
"Oh Iruka doesn't know this is an anime, and I'm the main star, eh not his problem, he doesn't get much screen time anyways... and don't even get me started on the fox and who my daddy is... speaking of, I need to get hinata to call me daddy before the honeymoon almost ten years in the future... maybe I can get her in the sheets tonight if I play my cards right!"
Even the other ninjas around could only watch as Naruto talks to himself about doing perverted things with the Hyuga heiress.
"Should we put him in the loony bin..?"
"Nah, most of us are just as batty, only we know this is real life, not a tv show... or is it?" Kakashi replied to Asuma Sarutobi with a questionable eye stare, as if almost believing the blond's little self talking about the world being a show...
"Yea, it's a show by the way Kakashi-sensei!" The blond smirks then does a small little dance, as if hearing music, "uh uh yeah, I'm bad, yes I am, I'm the protagonist, oh yeah, my dads the Forth, mhmm mhm, my mom is the Red Death Kushina Uzumaki, oh yeah, Kakashi becomes the Sixth Hokage, I become the Seventh, Sasuke joins the pedophile Orochimaru in order to get power to kill itachi, and now all your minds are blown!" Naruto makes a little stupid mind blown hand explosion, "Hey it's not stupid and you know it, ya know!" Just calling as I see it... anyways, he does that then heads to class as of all that never happened
The End
Naruto then came back, "Oh I forgot to say that Danzo is the real reason behind the Uchiha's death and he still runs Root so yeah, Byyyyyyyyyyeeeeee!
The end... FOR REAL THIS TIME, don't come back Naruto!
"Aww but why?!"
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Yeah... that was stupid but it was worth it.
Ja Ne!