What: Invader Zim - fanfic, poetry
Who: Invader Zim,
Mentions of: Dib Membrane, GIR, Red, Purple
ZADR, Zim & Dib, Zim/Dib
Rating: Teen
Summary: I wrote a poem for the ZADR fandom way back when. It was told from Zim's perspective, to Dib.
Warnings: Mentions of violence.
Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to 'Invader Zim' or its affiliated characters. I just play around with the characters in my head for the fun of it. I may ride them hard, I may get them dirty; but I put them away clean for the next person who wants to enjoy them. I make no money off of this what-so-ever.
Author's notes:
I'm going to leave this as I found it with exception to fixing typos. Apparently I had the foresight way back when that I might actually publish my works some day. (Although I doubt I'm going to be doing any re-writes any time soon.)
I was rummaging around some old files last Friday (which was another Friday the 13th! and I would have posted this then had I realized,) looking for a friend for an IZ fic I never finished.
Hope you all enjoy. This is for you people who wrote IZ fics in the 2000's! Sickening Jhonen's squidily-spooch since he shared his creation with us.
An Ode of Reflection, Invader Zim Memoir
Friday, 13 March 2009, Dawn
A is for the Arteries I slice
B is for that Big head of yours
C is for being Crazy
D is for your silly name Dib-worm or is it because you are Doomed
E is for the Experiments I have conducted on your filthy species and the Experiments that I will conduct on you
F is a four letter word I love to hear you scream when you "fall"
G is for my wonderful robot GIR
H is for Handcuffs
I is for the best and only worthy species out there, the Irkens of course!
J is for Jhonen Vasquez... whoever he is
K is for Killing
L is for evil Laughter and Lasers
M is for Maiming
N is for Needing you, as you I
O is for Opening up your insides
P is for Purple the Almighty Tallest
Q is for the Questions you've made me ask
R is for Red the Almighty Tallest
S is for your stupid Swollen Eyeball Network, but I prefer your Screaming
T is for the Tools I use to deliciously Torture you with
U is for the vast Universe which we Irkens will conquer
V is for Voot Cruisers full of agility and speed; V is for the Victory that shall be mine
W is for exhilarating tantalizing War that shall result in the destruction of your horrible precious Water
X is perfect for targeting.
Y is for You because maddeningly enough I can't get enough of You.
Z is for the wonderful marvelous AMAZING Ziiiiim!
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Sorry if this has been done before and I have similar lines... I couldn't find any of these poems and besides... great minds think alike *grin* ... Just send me a link to yours and I'll add it in the notes.
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*This was supposed to be Zim and Dib back and forth, but Zim quickly ran with it and wouldn't give it up... how typical.
** Maybe one day in the future I'll write a bit more all ages friendly version.
*** A-D,Z, and J are the originals that started this. Mostly A. The line went through my head randomly as I was surfing environmental stuff and having happy thoughts. I knew I had to write it down for this. A few more lines were typed, and then a few hours I came back to this and it finished itself, with exception to about four letters plus one that I hard a hard time writing with taste, eloquence, and yet some adventure... F Some letters I had a very hard time picking just one or two... things could have went on and on and on... Sometimes I chose more for the narrative than my own personal preference, sometimes vice versa. Sometimes I scrapped one because it was too obvious and blatant and I do want this to be somewhat poetic and amusing.
!*! I happily welcome your help with suggestions for a re-write - "... Ode: the FF Collaboration" ;- )