This is Alec's idea of a perfect sister. I will also be posting Jane's idea of a perfect brother once I start writing it. I mean, after I finish writing it. Love you all!
My Perfect Sister:
As you know, Jane isn't exactly... perfect. She may look flawless, but she's a real bitch sometimes. I'm really glad we both get to write this and 'express' our 'feelings' about each other in a calm and controlled environment... sheets of paper count! But since no one is going to read this, I'll write what I think. As you may know, Jane loves to torture people for fun... and I am usually under the people category. What I do to deserve that, I shall never know. My idea of a perfect sister is one who doesn't torture me all the time, a sister who stands next to me and protects me with her life. Excuse me while I laugh at how I know that won't happen. Okay. A perfect sister should care for me and love me as herself... stupid conceited people these days. If Jane were a little nice, she'd have friends. Maybe the Cullen's would like her. But that'd only be if she wasn't a bitch.