Something like this has probably been done before.
It's 2:25AM
I don't own Death Note or any of its characters.
This isn't intended to make any sense.
I'm A Gay
One day during the Kira investigation….
"Light-kun," L turned his owlish eyes onto said Light-kun.
"What is it Ryuuzaki?" The boy responded, not looking up from his work.
…
There was a three second pause and when Light decided to look up he found himself nose-to-nose with black rimmed eyes. L was in his usual sitting pose, thumb to mouth and chair right next to Lights.
"Tell me Light-kun, what does your name sound like backwards?" L asked as Light tried to come up with all the possible ways L was able to break the time space continuum by being able slide a non-wheeled chair on solid linoleum right next to him without making a sound.
Light was distracted by those thoughts for another .2 seconds before responding to L's question automatically, and rather loudly, "Imagay."
The entire room went dead silent as Light realized what he had just said. But when he blinked, he found L was back in front of his computer along with his chair. Laws of physics be dammned.
When Light looked away from L, he found the rest of the investigation team plus Misa staring dead at him, obliviously not having seen what has transpired between him and L.
"Oh, son why didn't you tell me?!"
"Wait! This isn't—"
"So Light finally came out….(cough)I wonder if this means that I have a chance..?"
L's eyebrow twitched at Matsuda's comment as the rest of the team shouted their responses in uproar.
"Dad, what are you doing to Matsuda-san?!"
"—You know Light you may look smooth but I suppose when it comes to something like your sexuality I guess sometimes you just have to be blunt about it."
"—Why are none of you are listening—?!"
"…"
"LIGHT YOU'RE LYING RIGHT?! TELL MISA IT ISN'T TRUE!!"
"Will you guys stop standing around congratulating Light and help me stop the Chief from killing Matsuda?!"
"DAD CALM DOWN!"
"Ohgodnottheface!!"
"Congratulations on coming out, Light-Kun!" L literally jumped out of his out of his seat, holding up a little banner that said in bright pink 'CONGRATULATIONS' along with an innocent smile on his face.
Light stood amongst the chaos of fighting cops and cries of pain and sorrow and carefully glared at L. That is until a random elbow from one of the team members flew into his face and knocked him out.
"Oh shit!"
L scratched his head uninterested. Well that was short lived.
He hadn't meant for this to get violent but L supposed it couldn't be helped, at least it killed some downtime in the investigation that was currently going nowhere.
As everyone rushed to the man of the hours aid, L turned right back around and sat in his seat to look for something else to amuse himself with; namely the slice of cheesecake sitting at his desk that was practically begging to be devoured.
Delicious.
END
Yea the ending is boring and overall this is bad but it needed to be written. Or something.
I'm working on The Definition of Sexy I swear what stop looking at me like that (dies).
(reviews or something akin to them are appreciated and keep me motivated)