Two hub bubs ran across the yard of number 12 Grimmauld Place.

"Ooh look, hub bubs," said Luna Lovegood.

"What in the name of Merlin is a hub bub?" exclaimed Ginny.

"You must learn to control your anger, Grasshopper," Ron told his furious sister.

Sirius walked over to Ron and said, "Do you teach Kung-Fu?"

"No. I teach Taekwondo."

"You don't happen to have a kid in there named Blake, do you?" asked Hermione.

"Why are you mentioning him to me, Grasshopper?" said an inquisitive Ron, "He iz a little git, zat one."

"Um, Ron, are you feeling alright?" questioned Sirius, "You suddenly change accents on us."

"Sounds like he's been infected by bumper stickers!" screamed Luna.

"Bumper stickers?" repeated a confused Hermione.

"Shut the crap up, Luna. I'm trying to look hot!" Ginny screamed back.

Ginny and Luna screamed at the top of their lungs (causing Sirius to cover his ears) and started dueling.

"Jelly-Legs Jinx!"

"Expelliarmus!"

"Stupefy!"

It went on and on for hours. Hermione left to go pop popcorn when she found the microwave snogging Harry.

"!" screeched Hermione shrilly, and ran out of the room. Harry chased after her.

"It's not what it looks like!" Harry bellowed.

"It looks like you've been cheating on Ginny with a microwave."

"Please, it's not like Ginny has never cheated on me before. She's the female version of Sirius!"

"You got that right, sexy," Ginny said as she walked over.

"Oh, so now your admitting it. What a great day to live," Hermione commented sarcastically.

"No, it's a great day to DIE!" shouted a random Klingon that suddenly appeared in the room.

"OMG! HARRY SAVE ME!" said Ginny as she sexily ran behind Harry.

"Shut up, Ginny. He's a friend of mine," explained Sirius as he strolled over, "Nice to me you again, Kwa'pla'ju'mi'ni'hao'erlh'ga'to'nale."

"The same to you, Sirius," replied Kwa.

"What in the name of Merlin is going on in here?" Snape announced questioningly as he flounced into the room.

"Harry's going to have a babysitter tonight. Aren't you, Harry?" Sirius stated.

"What? But honey, we had... plans tonight," pleaded Ginny.

"I know, but my babysitter has to come over."

"Harry, your fifteen. I don't think you need a babysitter," Hermione interjected.

"You must go with the flow of the never ending river, Grasshopper," Ron said calmly.

"Ron, stop being such a calm jerk! Me and my BF cannot do anything now! I wanna cry!" sobbed Ginny.

"Okay..." Hermione looked disturbed.

"All good things must come to an end."

"We don't need your help, HIPPIE!" screeched Ginny as she ran over to tackle Ron.

"Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance."

"Have you become the new fortune cookie, Ron? You're acting really strange," said Hermione.

"Speak only well of people and you never need to whisper."

"Oi!"

A/N: This is complete crap that I wrote around 1AM in the morning. I know, it's absolutely retarded; but sometimes I need to write crap to help me write good stuff. Absolutely no plot whatsoever; though it might be better than My Immortal.