Disclaimer: I don't own anything

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Everything else owns me though…

Notes: Hiyah, how's it going? Anyways, not much to say except that this I would consider my firstfic do to the fact that my other one is…shit. I had promised myself that I would never write one of these again, but hey, after having an obsession with a certain one-eyed wolf, how could I resist? Anyways, I love Super Smash Brothers, I love a lot of the characters, and I love Wolf. I also enjoy reading the SSB fan fics, but I noticed that I didn't find any good Wolf ones with out there being Yaoi involved. I….don't really like Yaoi, but the quality seemed better than the ones that Wolf is not questioned about his sexual love for Fox --. To be frank, I can't see him with anyone as far as I am concerned XD He just get his action from odd places.

Oh yeah, a long time ago I read a Fan fic about a Mary sue. I hate MAry sues. This is a fan fic about a Mary sue. So I disclaim this idea. Peachie will take care of that.

-Pau

Summary: A strange evil known as a Mary Sue comes and takes over the mansion and has put a spell over all the males in the mansion and imprisons the females. Can a certain pink princess and a cynical lupine save them?

Nightmare Anatomy

Chapter one: Peach's Foul Luck/ IS their any reason in fighting Bulls?

Everyone stared blankly, jaws opened as Master Hand shut the door in his office. What they had just been announced to was the brawler who had to fight the final mystery fighter who will reside in the mansion for the Third Annual Super Smash brothers Tournament…. And that Brawler was…PRINCESS PEACH OF MUSHROOM KINGDOME.

Peach was stunned, not sure what to say. She was receiving death glares from Samus, who was almost sure she would get picked for fighting the mystery fighter. She had won the previous mini tournament and wanted to get a bit of excitement. People had their bets on who was going to get to fight this mystery guy, and they included Samus, Fox, Mario, Lucario, Link, and Metainite. But Peach was not even considered. Not even in a joke. The younger Smashers could not contain their laughter, thinking it was a joke, only to realize that it was not.

"Mamamia!" Mario exclaimed as he put his hands on his head. After so many years of chasing the princess to ensure her safety, he now had no choice but to let her fight. Bowser just smirked at the idea and slyly left the room rubbing his hands. With the Princess out of the way, he would finally be able to take over the Mushroom Kingdome, and Mario would be to depressed to stop him! Bowser chuckled at the idea.

Zelda frowned as she tightened her fists. Was Master hand out of his mind? Peach was considerably the weakest fighter in the tournament. Her delicate body had the potential to break in two if she was hit hard enough. All this time Peach had participated in very few free-for-alls, many team battles in which she allied herself with a strong partner. She had a thing for somehow always convincing Fox. She thought of him being cute and fuzzy and would glomp him in the halls and force him into a team battle. But that was not the bad part. Oh no. After two seasons of fighting Peach would survive by her amazing talent of jumping and recovery skills. How could she ever face an opponent so powerful (Or so Zelda assumed) if even Jigglypuff can knock her out? Zelda slipped her hand in Links, who was rather frustrated with the situation, but knew he had to accept it. Zelda sighed, discontent with her lover's attitude and her friend's situation. Yes, Peach, Samus, and her are friends. The fact that they are all the few females (not counting the children and the Pokemon) in this tournament united them, and Zelda did not want to lose Peach, even though she knew Peach's presence was not necessary.

Peach was the object of (almost) every male's desire in the mansion. Mario was the lucky plumber who often won her affection, but only by History. It was a known fact that All of the swordsmen, except Link, had a crush on her and her girlish charm, Ness and Lucas would often try to watch her take a shower through their "secret" hiding places, Fox could never resist her charm and puppy dog eyes when she tried to convince him in a team match, Captain Falcon and Marth shamelessly flirted with her, only to get the wrath of Mario during battles, and even Snake, who was a very solitary, smiled a bit every time she would pass by.

She was also annoying, but never the less everyone loved her in some way… but never truly believed in her. That was Peach. Sweet, loving, fashion obsessed Peach who now had to fight the final mystery contestant.

People trickled out of the foyer slowly, whispering about Master hand's rash decision. Few looked at Peach, which, for the first time, made her feel insecure. Peach was always the center of attention, ALWAYS. But never this way. Was it HER fault that the crazy fling hand picked her? NO! Peach flipped her beautiful blond hair and stuck her petit nose in the air.

" I will show them! I will show EVERYONE!" she muttered, with a tone of malice in her normally dainty voice. She felt a soft hand on her shoulder. She turned to see Zelda who had slipped away from Link who had gone outside to play his ocarina to calm his nerves.

"You will be fine. Master Hand chose you for a reason." Zelda said with a grin.

Peach's shoulder's slumped and looked as if she was about to cry. "Oh Zel… you have such a nice boy to take care of you… all I have is an Italian plumber who cares only if I get a scratch in my skin. I-I don't think I can do it…"

Zelda feeling sympathy towards her friend just hugged her and smiled. "There there, it will be fine. Mario loves you and your friends will support you…"

Zelda was wrong about support, for everyone in the mansion brooded around sourly wondering how a ditzy blond princess was going to win the battle.

The forest outside a Smash mansion

A dark figure stalked the forest, hooded and shady. It then came to hair a noise and stalked some more until it came into a clearing with a large and beautiful mansion. The creature stared expectantly and noticed the Aura of fresh new meat… a new target. It smiled and scurried away into the depths.

Meanwhile, a small cab pulls in front of the mansion. It was midnight and only few smashes were up by then. A furry figure steps out of the cab, a duffle bag in hand. His visible eye scans the area as the cab drove of as quickly as he could leaving the lone figure. He then moved to the front door, only for it to be opened by a redheaded swordsman. "what's the secret password?" Roy asked as he giggled. "Unless you are not MAN enough to know it!" Roy was fourteen and had a hyperactive disorder, which Marth had to deal with.

The newcomer rolled his eyes and with one strong arm forced the door open effortlessly, which caught Roy by surprise and sent him flying.

"Move" said the lupine as he entered. Damn, he is almost as bad as McCloud. He smirked to himself as he left the poor unsuspecting boy behind…little did he know about the awesome power of the mansion of getting individuals lost… poor Wolf

About the same time, Fox sneezed.

The next morning: Peaches room

Peach awoke bright and early by Kirby, one of the few smashers who was not being awkward with her and handed her a slip of paper. She opened it up and read:

Peach,

You are to meet your opponent at nine thirty at the transporter, which will lead you to the fighting arena. Best of luck, Master Hand.

Peach sighed and thanked Kirby as she got out of bed and got ready. She felt sick and considered to forfeit. "No" she muttered as she took a shower, and got ready. She looked at herself in the mirror, her eyes shining, trying to find some sort of comfort. I will win...I know I can. She lied to her self. She could have sworn that her reflection almost laughed.

End of chapter one.

Ummm, I know the first chapter was not funny, and I don't know how humorous I am going to make this. Thank you for your time. I you want to critique, you are welcome to comment.

-Pau