Bin Laden sat in his caves and was very bored. He absent-mindedly threw a
dart at a picture of George W Bush and started sticking pins in his Tony
Blair and George W Bush voodoo dolls "Hahahaaaaa!" he whispered under his
breath "Take that western political leaders!" he then shouted for his
minion, Mustapha Biscuit. "Mustafa! Come here!" A small man in very big
turban hurried up to him "Oh, great Osama! What do you wish of me?"
"SHUTTUP AND LET ME TALK!" shouted Bin Laden, he then went on "I am sick of hiding from the Americans! I am sick of hiding from the British! Is the huge mechanical robot body I ordered ready yet?"
"Ooh yes sir!" said Mustafa "Would you like to come and try it?
"SHUTTUP MUSTAPHA!" shouted Bin Laden "Now, where is this suit? I would like to try it on!"
"Follow me sir." Said Mustafa and led Bin Laden through some tunnels until they reached a large room. Once they were inside Bin Laden started laughing like a maniac "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! With this body I will rule the world!" inside the room there was a huge body, made of metal. Mustafa pointed out all the stuff it could do "As you can see sir", he said there are guns on the arms and rocket launchers on the legs, Lasers come out the nipples and nukes out the bottom."
"It's wonderful!" said Bin Laden, smiling more than Tony Blair on a very happy day for Britain indeed. He climbed the ladder into the head and started pulling levers. The robot began writhing about and stamping it's feet. "Mustafa!" shouted Bin Laden "Look at me!" there was no answer. "Mustafa?"
he looked down and the only person who was down there was a stupid looking American man with a gun. "Hey! Stupid looking American man! Where's Mustafa?"
"FBI!" said the man. "I was a spy all along and now I'm gonna arrest yo-" but the stupid looking American guy said no more because he had been crushed by Bin Laden. Then Bin Laden went to his Tally Banny troops and killed them all! "I don't need you lot any more!" he shouted, crushing them one by one like insects "I AM ALL POWERFUL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!"
...To be continued because I can't be bothered to write any more of this shit.......
"SHUTTUP AND LET ME TALK!" shouted Bin Laden, he then went on "I am sick of hiding from the Americans! I am sick of hiding from the British! Is the huge mechanical robot body I ordered ready yet?"
"Ooh yes sir!" said Mustafa "Would you like to come and try it?
"SHUTTUP MUSTAPHA!" shouted Bin Laden "Now, where is this suit? I would like to try it on!"
"Follow me sir." Said Mustafa and led Bin Laden through some tunnels until they reached a large room. Once they were inside Bin Laden started laughing like a maniac "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! With this body I will rule the world!" inside the room there was a huge body, made of metal. Mustafa pointed out all the stuff it could do "As you can see sir", he said there are guns on the arms and rocket launchers on the legs, Lasers come out the nipples and nukes out the bottom."
"It's wonderful!" said Bin Laden, smiling more than Tony Blair on a very happy day for Britain indeed. He climbed the ladder into the head and started pulling levers. The robot began writhing about and stamping it's feet. "Mustafa!" shouted Bin Laden "Look at me!" there was no answer. "Mustafa?"
he looked down and the only person who was down there was a stupid looking American man with a gun. "Hey! Stupid looking American man! Where's Mustafa?"
"FBI!" said the man. "I was a spy all along and now I'm gonna arrest yo-" but the stupid looking American guy said no more because he had been crushed by Bin Laden. Then Bin Laden went to his Tally Banny troops and killed them all! "I don't need you lot any more!" he shouted, crushing them one by one like insects "I AM ALL POWERFUL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!"
...To be continued because I can't be bothered to write any more of this shit.......