CHAPTER 1: ABDUCTION
BarrY the Bee headed out through the front door. It was cold outside, he thought, his heart froze in the winter freeze. However, his heart belonged to vanessa. He loved her through and through. Ever since he first saw her he wanted to put his stinger in her thorax. Humans had always turned Barry on. As a young Bee, he spent countless hours jacking it to various forms of human-bee pornography. Vanessa was like no other. Her matronly haircut along with her wide hips suggested that she had multiple children and was furtile. However, Barry discovered that she was childless. Just as well, Barry thought. He was essentially a child anyway.
He buzzed quietly along the street, while passerbys dodged him and even swatted at him. They will all pay one day, he groand to himself under his breath. The bee influx was coming. The bees were coming to take human wives, murder innocent pets. Pillage cities with pollen. Barry couldn't wait until the day he could spread his seed amongst the human world. He had a good start with Vanessa, and he loved her but she wasn't enough to satiate the deep and growing desires of his little bee body. Barry wanted more.
The thing that human beans were incapable of understanding was that they had oppressed bees for centuries and had no idea what Barry and his crew were capable of. Biologists even had no clue that the common honey bee, Barius Beeus, was capable of growing up to four feet long after enough human-bee intercourse. Barry had already grown 1/8 of a inch after 800 sexual intercourses and 5 marijuanas in the human world. At this rate, it would only take 45 years for Barry to gain enough strength to take over. By then, he would have discarded vanessA due to her old age and weight gain. Barry didn't consider himself a shallow bee, but sexual attraction was the only thing that mattered to him.
Suddenly, as Barry buzzed along the sidewalk approaching the bus stop, a black car screeched to the curb. Tires squealed and two muscular men exited the vehicle. One man strod towards barry who was pretending to be innocently browsing at a newsstand while secretly ogling a human's butt.
"HEY YOU" He cried. Barry pulled into a fighting stance, as he was an alpha male and was prepared to destroy his attacker to defend his honor.
"YOU TALKING TO ME?" Barry challenged
"YEA I TALKIN TO YOU. WHERE"S THE MONEY BARRY?"
Barry feigned innocence. He had 5 bee dollars in his hand, coated with sticky pollin that was a result of his earlier escapeds with Vanessa. "I have no money" he declared.
:I KNOW YOU HAVE IT WHERE IS MY MONEY" He screached like a little beta bitch.
Barry smirked. He currently had 9 google plex dollars at home in his safe. The key to it was safely hidden in Vanessa's butthole. Nobody would ever find it.
"HERE IS 5 DOLLARS" Barry threw the money at him.
Then the attacker lost his temper, he swung at barry. Barry dodged expertly. He had a black belt in martial arts and no less than 24 katanas at home. .Suddenly someone came up behind him and wrapped chloroform around his mouth. Barry felt himself go woozy. He immediately activated his antirape device in himself so that he wouldn't get pregnant if something happened. The body has was to shut that down, you know. Suddenly everything went black.
Barry had been ABDUCTED!
TO BE CONTINUED